The last time I blogged was on the 18th of December and today is the 30th of December.
12 days have passed.
My perseverance and courage have died off and I can't help but blog today.
I wanted to test the autenticity of the 13-day rule in this Death Blog which is why I haven't blogged for the past 12 days. But I failed. I just can't bring myself to do it and I will tell you why.
= The 13-day rule of the Death Blog =
When the owner of a Death Blog posts an entry in the blog, he must post another entry again in the next 13 days. Otherwise, he would die in one of the following ways:
1. When using a mobile phone, or any type of phone, the receiver will simply explode, bursting the owner's head into pieces. If the owner choses not to use any communication tools at all, he/she will simply die of brainfreeze.
2. The owner's shirt, or any clothes that he is wearing, will suddenly absorb moisture from the surroundings and start to shrink rapidly, squeezing the owner's body so hard that he/she will die of suffocation. In the event where the owner decides to remain nude, his/her skin will absorb the moisture instead and the owner's body will be inflated by the absorbed moisture until he/she explodes.
3. Food, any food even liquids, consumed by the owner will penetrate his/her stomach, resulting in fatal internal bleeding. Sometimes, the food might pierce through other organs as well, such as the penis. Either way, the owner will die of painful internal bleeding. If the owner opts to feed himself/herself by injecting liquid foods into his/her body, the liquid foods will suddenly be transmuted into mercury, hence, bestwoing upon the owner a mercurial death. In the unlikely event where the owner decides not to eat and drink, he/she will simply starve to death.
4. While sleeping, the owner will be impaled by a Russian flagpole. If the owner hires bodyguards to protect him/her while sleeping, all the guards will get impaled by the same Russian flagpole first before the owner gets that same flagpole up his/her anal cavity. Note that the Russian flagpole will appear out of nowhere. Also, in the unlikely event where the owner decides not to sleep forever, he/she will simply get gunned down by Russian hitmen, which, coincidentally, will also appear out of nowhere.
5. The Death gloB* will take over the owner's mind and kill him/her in any manner it desires.
6. This one's old school. The owner will simply die of a heart attack!
No matter what, as long as the owner does not post anything within 13 days from his latest entry, he will die.
*Death gloB; a mythical entity that hands a Death Blog to a human. The Death gloB is capable of controlling the owner's mind only when the owner has violated the 13-day rule. How the owner will die is decided by a toss of a six-sided die by the Death gloB. If the number "1" shows up on the die, then the owner will die by method one and so on and so forth.
Now you know why I have to blog. I don't wish to die yet. Not after I discovered Erika Toda is of the same age as me!
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~Back to the Real World~
I am playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas recently and I enjoy slapping pedestrians and police officers with a purple double headed dildo. You all might feel that I am outdated to be playing an old game now but you can't blame me cause I can only play the PS2 during the holidays. As a result, I have tons of games that I have yet to complete and there are tons of new games out there that I want to buy. Add them together and I will get a bowl of wanton noodles.... haha not very funny eh.
Went to watch DeathNote:The Last Name last night with Sher. I can't believe I watched it twice... I watched it first with Joy and Annis and Annisfren on the day before yesterday. Then again, its a nice show and ERIKA TODA IS 18YO, SO AM I so I have no complaints. I would rate it 1/1(or 5/5 if you like, they all sum up to 1 anyway).
The movie itself is very thought-provoking. Do we have the right to determine who should live and die? Are the lives of criminals worth saving? Are our judicial systems really that useful? Is it ever possible for us to create a set of perfect, flawless Laws? blah blah blah... Go catch the movie and you will understand.
The Death God said that when a human dies, he/she will not go to heaven, neither will he/she go to hell. What awaits that human, and all of us, after death is Nothingness. When you're dead, you remain dead. You do not go anywhere after death, you just cease to exist. No matter what you did during your life, you would end up in Nothingness because supposedly, we are all equal before Death. Wouldn't it be good if this was true? That way, I would be able to slap all the flys and want and not worry about my punishment after death. Then again, it might be true since no one has been able to prove the existence of heaven and hell or any other sort of resting place for us after our death. But, no one has proved that these places after death don't exist either. So where do we go after we die? I believe that is a question which we will never get an answer to. In the end, it all depends on your faith. And I believe we are all equal before Death.
Waiting for Alfonsus to return so that we can go party at Julian's house again haha... Mr. Commando-cum-Alibaba, do tag me and let me know what time you coming back.
December 30, 2006
December 18, 2006
~ Thus concludes the story of the DeathNote... ~
This is what was written on the last page of the last book of DeathNote. I have just finished reading the entire series and it is one of the most entertaining and mind boggling comic I have read so far. But this comic is not suitable for people whose chinese is not good and who cannot tolerate immense amounts of speech bubbles. Yes, there are tons of dialogues in this comic and if you don't understand any one of them, there is a high chance that you may not be able to follow the story. After all, the comic is about the battle of wits. If you don't have wits, please don't waste your money.
Anyway, here is how the story goes:
The protagonist, an incredibly intelligent high school student, Light Yagumi (夜神月), got his hands on the DeathNote by chance and decided to use it to root out the world's evil and become the supreme god of his New World Order. So, he started killing off bad guys one by one using the Note. Light's actions received mixed reactions from the public; some revere him as the saviour of mankind and called him 'Kira' while some condemn him as just another psychotic murderer.
For a moment, it really seems that Light was well on his way to create a utopia but as we all know, the path to godhood is never easy.
The mysterious deaths attracted the attention of the world's top detective, also incredibly intelligent, Lawliet, otherwise known as L. And so began the battle of wits between god-wannabe Kira and god-defeater-wannabe L. Blah blah blah and L died in the end(his death affected me both emotionally and psychologically). L's disciples, N(Near) and M(Mello) then took over the battle with Kira. Blah blah blah blah blah, Kira was defeated and died a tragic death.
- End of story -
Well, after Kira died, the public gradually realized that the mysterious deaths of villians stopped occuring and so all the bad people became active again. I guess we can't helped it, its just human nature.
The greatest irony, in my opinion, is that, unbeknown to Light, he already is a god in the hearts of many even though he failed to create his utopia. The last few pages of the comic depicts a trail of people wearing hoods(like the KKK) walking up a hill and at the top of the hill, a young lady held out a cup and murmured "Lord Kira" and then started praying... and then
- Thus concludes the story of the DeathNote... -
I want to thank the author Tsugumi Ohba for creating such a marvelous comic. It helped waste alot of my time haha.
This is what was written on the last page of the last book of DeathNote. I have just finished reading the entire series and it is one of the most entertaining and mind boggling comic I have read so far. But this comic is not suitable for people whose chinese is not good and who cannot tolerate immense amounts of speech bubbles. Yes, there are tons of dialogues in this comic and if you don't understand any one of them, there is a high chance that you may not be able to follow the story. After all, the comic is about the battle of wits. If you don't have wits, please don't waste your money.
Anyway, here is how the story goes:
The protagonist, an incredibly intelligent high school student, Light Yagumi (夜神月), got his hands on the DeathNote by chance and decided to use it to root out the world's evil and become the supreme god of his New World Order. So, he started killing off bad guys one by one using the Note. Light's actions received mixed reactions from the public; some revere him as the saviour of mankind and called him 'Kira' while some condemn him as just another psychotic murderer.
For a moment, it really seems that Light was well on his way to create a utopia but as we all know, the path to godhood is never easy.
The mysterious deaths attracted the attention of the world's top detective, also incredibly intelligent, Lawliet, otherwise known as L. And so began the battle of wits between god-wannabe Kira and god-defeater-wannabe L. Blah blah blah and L died in the end(his death affected me both emotionally and psychologically). L's disciples, N(Near) and M(Mello) then took over the battle with Kira. Blah blah blah blah blah, Kira was defeated and died a tragic death.
- End of story -
Well, after Kira died, the public gradually realized that the mysterious deaths of villians stopped occuring and so all the bad people became active again. I guess we can't helped it, its just human nature.
The greatest irony, in my opinion, is that, unbeknown to Light, he already is a god in the hearts of many even though he failed to create his utopia. The last few pages of the comic depicts a trail of people wearing hoods(like the KKK) walking up a hill and at the top of the hill, a young lady held out a cup and murmured "Lord Kira" and then started praying... and then
- Thus concludes the story of the DeathNote... -
I want to thank the author Tsugumi Ohba for creating such a marvelous comic. It helped waste alot of my time haha.
Wootz. Don't feel like sleeping yet. So I went and did something to post here..
This is the organizational chart of my corporation... the Shinra Corporation. As the Boss of this omnipotent company, I have the power to influence governments around the entire world and I simply enjoy bending them to my absolute will. With the world's most formidable secret service, the Turks, at my disposal, I do not have to worry about boardroom coups. Neither do I have to worry about my enemies trying to assasinate any of my executives or myself. Mr Low, with his fiendish intelligence, can identify any threats and then dispatch his surbodinates, namely Novilisa, Kenneth and Julian, to eliminate these threats promptly. With Kenneth's, the Rude Fighter, impressive strength, coupled with the charm of the Pretty-boy Julian, they, or rather, I am simply invincible. Mwahahahahaha. Those who dare oppose me shall die while those who obey me shall live. I will rule this world with a light and undestructible titanium fist! Nobody can stop me. You can only learn to live with me.
Alright alright... enough of my day-dreaming and conquering the world stuff.. seriously if I don't find anything interesting to do soon, I am gonna do more drastic things to my blogs... I dunno what but I will try to figure something when I am bored haha...
I still need to buy 8 more paint colours for my aircraft carrier... sianz. Dunno where else got sell. Anyone knows where got sell model paints please tag me and tell me about it. Thanks!
December 16, 2006
Woo, just came back from stoning with Sher at Shaw Plaza Mac.
It really was a period of stoning for me... but not so for Sher.
Sher bought her laptop along and so her friend decided to come down and watch some korean drama (It all started with a Kiss) together with her. I am not really into korean dramas or any other kind of dramas... so I just sat in my seat and gazed around the fast food restaurant periodically while playing Hangman with Sher's electronic dictionary.
Went to piss after awhile and while I was walking back to Mac from the toilet, I saw this shop that sells radio controlled planes and ships. I was tempted to buy one home(the shop was already closed though) but realised that I do not have any water surface that is big enough for the r.c boat so buying one would be tantamount to throwing my money into the sea. I am not really keen in the r.c planes since I like ships more. Earlier this afternoon, I was walking around Marina square with Sher and I saw this magnificient r.c destroyer that is capable of launching projectile weapons.. but the price tag is a whoping $80. Tempted as I was to get my hands on that ship, I could not find the financial resources to afford it. Sad.
Oh, I have digress...
Anyways, I went back to Mac only to continue waiting while the girls watched their drama. We went home at around 12 am, under pressure from my mom and Sher's aunt.
On the way back, I was asking Sher why her friend like so dao. Then she told me something which I didn't expect.
"Wah lao, look at your pissed off face already even I can't be bothered to talk to you."
I was somewhat taken aback upon hearing this comment. Sher continued saying that my face was "black" and "hostile" throughout the whole time. I told her that I wasn't angry or anything, its just my usual expression with my usual self. Its kind of hard to explain so I decide to use the following picture to make things simpler.
Obviously, the person sitting on the sofa in the background circled with an orange circle is me and the person in the foreground is my niece. I censored her face so that Kira won't be able to kill her with the Death Note. Why I am not worried that Kira would kill me is completely beyond my mental comprehension but lets not bother about that for now shall we?
As you can see from the picture, my face is damn pissed off and I look extremely hostile.
Well then, please do not judge a book by its cover. I may appear to be irate but in actual fact, I am not a least bit angry(In case you are wondering, I am watching TV). This is how my face would look like naturally, that is when I am not laughing, smiling, frowning etc etc. Its my bloody natural look. I've got a naturally pissed-off look. WOW!
Not very exciting in my opinion...
So now you know why sometimes I may appear to be angry when you looked at me but in reality, I am not angry at all... Haiz.
So now, I am trying to smile at least a little whenever I am doing my natural look. I hope that this will make me look more friendly. Of course, I don't want to look stupid too, carrying a grin wherever I go. But if I don't try to smile, people might think I dislike them or something like that. And I would look anti-social.
What can I do?
It really was a period of stoning for me... but not so for Sher.
Sher bought her laptop along and so her friend decided to come down and watch some korean drama (It all started with a Kiss) together with her. I am not really into korean dramas or any other kind of dramas... so I just sat in my seat and gazed around the fast food restaurant periodically while playing Hangman with Sher's electronic dictionary.
Went to piss after awhile and while I was walking back to Mac from the toilet, I saw this shop that sells radio controlled planes and ships. I was tempted to buy one home(the shop was already closed though) but realised that I do not have any water surface that is big enough for the r.c boat so buying one would be tantamount to throwing my money into the sea. I am not really keen in the r.c planes since I like ships more. Earlier this afternoon, I was walking around Marina square with Sher and I saw this magnificient r.c destroyer that is capable of launching projectile weapons.. but the price tag is a whoping $80. Tempted as I was to get my hands on that ship, I could not find the financial resources to afford it. Sad.
Oh, I have digress...
Anyways, I went back to Mac only to continue waiting while the girls watched their drama. We went home at around 12 am, under pressure from my mom and Sher's aunt.
On the way back, I was asking Sher why her friend like so dao. Then she told me something which I didn't expect.
"Wah lao, look at your pissed off face already even I can't be bothered to talk to you."
I was somewhat taken aback upon hearing this comment. Sher continued saying that my face was "black" and "hostile" throughout the whole time. I told her that I wasn't angry or anything, its just my usual expression with my usual self. Its kind of hard to explain so I decide to use the following picture to make things simpler.
Obviously, the person sitting on the sofa in the background circled with an orange circle is me and the person in the foreground is my niece. I censored her face so that Kira won't be able to kill her with the Death Note. Why I am not worried that Kira would kill me is completely beyond my mental comprehension but lets not bother about that for now shall we?
As you can see from the picture, my face is damn pissed off and I look extremely hostile.
Well then, please do not judge a book by its cover. I may appear to be irate but in actual fact, I am not a least bit angry(In case you are wondering, I am watching TV). This is how my face would look like naturally, that is when I am not laughing, smiling, frowning etc etc. Its my bloody natural look. I've got a naturally pissed-off look. WOW!
Not very exciting in my opinion...
So now you know why sometimes I may appear to be angry when you looked at me but in reality, I am not angry at all... Haiz.
So now, I am trying to smile at least a little whenever I am doing my natural look. I hope that this will make me look more friendly. Of course, I don't want to look stupid too, carrying a grin wherever I go. But if I don't try to smile, people might think I dislike them or something like that. And I would look anti-social.
What can I do?
December 10, 2006
Whoo. Just finished cleaning up the house. Yes. That was what I was ordered to do by my mother before she left the house at 8am in the morning to pak tor with my dad... Goodness gracious how old liao still pak tor ^^haha.
I cleared my computer desk, textbooks, notes, worksheets, and a cupboard in the kitchen, Threw away my Pokemon Trading Card game CD which used to be my prized possession in the past haha... Threw away quite alot of notes and worksheets and other useless stuff, like a dancing ornamental birthday cake~
Finally found out what is wrong with my spoeakers. I always thought that the flauctuating volumes are due to some loose wires at the back of the speaker but I accidentally discovered the true culprit today heh. Its the wire connecting the volume controller to the speaker that is loose. Guess I will need to tape it or something..
Off to take a shower...........
I cleared my computer desk, textbooks, notes, worksheets, and a cupboard in the kitchen, Threw away my Pokemon Trading Card game CD which used to be my prized possession in the past haha... Threw away quite alot of notes and worksheets and other useless stuff, like a dancing ornamental birthday cake~
Finally found out what is wrong with my spoeakers. I always thought that the flauctuating volumes are due to some loose wires at the back of the speaker but I accidentally discovered the true culprit today heh. Its the wire connecting the volume controller to the speaker that is loose. Guess I will need to tape it or something..
Off to take a shower...........
December 06, 2006
Went to work part time with Ted at Maris Stella yesterday.
It sure brings back lotsa memories for me and I am glad at least one teacher still recognizes me haha..
Our job was simple, but tedious. We were asked to shift 50+ units of iMacs from the IT Lab on the first floor to the storeroom on the 6th floor. The iMacs weights around 10kg and we have to move 50+ of them up a height of 30+ metres. If you think that sounds easy, think again. But luckily the iMacs have handles so its much more easier to carry them around. The eMacs were the killers...
Anyways, we had five people moving the macs, three others from the Apple iStore and me and Ted. We formed a human chain with each person stationed at each staircase and then carried the macs up to the 6th floor slowly...
When we are done with that, we went to have lunch at the school canteen. The iStore guys told us some pretty interesting stuffs that are simply too obscene to be blogged here. If you want to know, come ask me haha. Or Ted.
After lunch, we proceeded to the staff room where we will be moving the eMacs out of it and shift them into various classrooms and the IT Lab on the first floor. The staff room is on the 6th floor as well. Each eMac weighs around 17 kilograms and there were 80+ units of them. The worst part is the eMacs have no handles and they are smooth and glossy throughout so it is quite a chore to carry them over a long distance. Plus my sweat makes the eMacs even more slippery so I really have to grip it damn hard to prevent it from dropping.
For some reason, only Ted and I are moving the eMacs from the staff room to the classrooms, the other three iStore guy "helped" to move the eMacs out of the staff room and left it at the staircase for us. Great help I would say.
Well we took quite some time to deliver the eMacs to the 40+ classrooms. After that we went back to the staff room only to discover that we have 40+ eMacs to move to the IT Lab on the FIRST FLOOR! CAn you believe it? Somebody should have installed a pulley system in the school! Grrrr...
Anyways, slowly and carefully and surely, we moved the eMacs to the IT Lab successfully.
At the end of everything, my muscles were sore and weak. I woke up this morning to find them aching like mad. All this menial labour for $50. haha. Oh well. Its good training for my muscle. I think they are getting bigger already.
Watched the Conqueror of Shambala and found that it was quite nice. FMA rocks. I always thought that Izumi would die heroically in a fight or something but she actually died from her old ailments and she only got like 10 second of coverage in the 2hr show I was like wth lah. Nonetheless its a nice anime.
Cleared my wardrobe today and only threw away two shirts that are too small for me. And I realised I need new undergarments. Went shopping for a birthday present for Sebas with Sher and bought a board short for him. We had to go through several stores before we could find a size 28 for him. As usual, Sher cant resist buying something for herself. We went to Marina Square and I was damn happy because I found a store that sells miniature models of ships and planes! Yipppeeeeee!!! And they had paints which i need for my aircraft carrier as well. Yooooohoooooo!!! I am going to visit there frequently from now on. I saw a pair of FMA figurines which were damn kawaii and so I took a picture of them haha..
Stupid Sher suan my like shit on the way back... say what my hair looks like bird nest and that I was damn ugly and my shoe damn ugly grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I WANNA GO EXTREME MAKEOVER!!!
Ouch.. my muscles aches.... cant keep my arms straight...
For some reason I cant post pictures. Stupid blogger. Will try to post them next time.
It sure brings back lotsa memories for me and I am glad at least one teacher still recognizes me haha..
Our job was simple, but tedious. We were asked to shift 50+ units of iMacs from the IT Lab on the first floor to the storeroom on the 6th floor. The iMacs weights around 10kg and we have to move 50+ of them up a height of 30+ metres. If you think that sounds easy, think again. But luckily the iMacs have handles so its much more easier to carry them around. The eMacs were the killers...
Anyways, we had five people moving the macs, three others from the Apple iStore and me and Ted. We formed a human chain with each person stationed at each staircase and then carried the macs up to the 6th floor slowly...
When we are done with that, we went to have lunch at the school canteen. The iStore guys told us some pretty interesting stuffs that are simply too obscene to be blogged here. If you want to know, come ask me haha. Or Ted.
After lunch, we proceeded to the staff room where we will be moving the eMacs out of it and shift them into various classrooms and the IT Lab on the first floor. The staff room is on the 6th floor as well. Each eMac weighs around 17 kilograms and there were 80+ units of them. The worst part is the eMacs have no handles and they are smooth and glossy throughout so it is quite a chore to carry them over a long distance. Plus my sweat makes the eMacs even more slippery so I really have to grip it damn hard to prevent it from dropping.
For some reason, only Ted and I are moving the eMacs from the staff room to the classrooms, the other three iStore guy "helped" to move the eMacs out of the staff room and left it at the staircase for us. Great help I would say.
Well we took quite some time to deliver the eMacs to the 40+ classrooms. After that we went back to the staff room only to discover that we have 40+ eMacs to move to the IT Lab on the FIRST FLOOR! CAn you believe it? Somebody should have installed a pulley system in the school! Grrrr...
Anyways, slowly and carefully and surely, we moved the eMacs to the IT Lab successfully.
At the end of everything, my muscles were sore and weak. I woke up this morning to find them aching like mad. All this menial labour for $50. haha. Oh well. Its good training for my muscle. I think they are getting bigger already.
Watched the Conqueror of Shambala and found that it was quite nice. FMA rocks. I always thought that Izumi would die heroically in a fight or something but she actually died from her old ailments and she only got like 10 second of coverage in the 2hr show I was like wth lah. Nonetheless its a nice anime.
Cleared my wardrobe today and only threw away two shirts that are too small for me. And I realised I need new undergarments. Went shopping for a birthday present for Sebas with Sher and bought a board short for him. We had to go through several stores before we could find a size 28 for him. As usual, Sher cant resist buying something for herself. We went to Marina Square and I was damn happy because I found a store that sells miniature models of ships and planes! Yipppeeeeee!!! And they had paints which i need for my aircraft carrier as well. Yooooohoooooo!!! I am going to visit there frequently from now on. I saw a pair of FMA figurines which were damn kawaii and so I took a picture of them haha..
Stupid Sher suan my like shit on the way back... say what my hair looks like bird nest and that I was damn ugly and my shoe damn ugly grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I WANNA GO EXTREME MAKEOVER!!!
Ouch.. my muscles aches.... cant keep my arms straight...
For some reason I cant post pictures. Stupid blogger. Will try to post them next time.
December 02, 2006
yawnz...
went to see julian break dance at far east yesterday... wah... walk until leg damn tired... dunno why must dance at a so faraway place at FAR east.....
arrived there at 6.30pm and I tot i was earlier than chia seng( i meet him at subway) but actually his ealier than me. he just went to shop inside the plaza. then went to eat subway with him.
waited for like 1 hour + before the competition actually starts -_-"
during that one hour plus, we passed thru a house of condom shop and chia seng was telling me to go in and take a look and i was like "Chia SENG! YOu? You of ALL PEOPLE telling me THAT? OMG!!!" i asked him if he wants to buy something for his gf and he says maybe..... win liao lor he.
anyways we DIDNT enter that sinful shop.
the competition started and julian's team was the first to go. there were three members in his team and well haha his skills pales in comparison with others~ perhaps too nervous ler lah. better add oil ah u..
there is this particular team that i think is damn power - Ammunition.
one of the guy came out only then somersault twice... his from the National gymnast team according to julian.
i tink it sud be true because he got great looking arms and bod and he looks hot in his singlet!!! he got a pretty cute face too! erm plz dun misunderstand me - i am as straight as a flag pole. just envious of his stats.
i tot one of the girls partaking in the compettition was from CJ but julian and cs didnt seem to notice. hmm nah i must be rite. shes from CJ. i still remember her name. samantha.
we watched thru the first rounds of the competition then zhao liaoz... coz quite sianz. other than some special moves, like the somersaults above, the rest were all quite same and boring.
stoning at home now ha nothing to do. stupid sher ps me and go her mom's place to swim instead of swimming with me. maybe i will go swim later. maybe not.
i really really really really really hope that i can get a laptop. i cant be bothered with a desktop as long as my bro is still living with me because he... ugh lets not talk about that. but i also wan a ps3!!!
haiz why issit that i have got so many wants but so little money... WHY WHY!!!
prom was fine. some lucky bastard won a xbox 360 in a lucky draw. HAIZ...
the game of global domination is never ending haha~ unless we had some sort of cheating dies.
went to see julian break dance at far east yesterday... wah... walk until leg damn tired... dunno why must dance at a so faraway place at FAR east.....
arrived there at 6.30pm and I tot i was earlier than chia seng( i meet him at subway) but actually his ealier than me. he just went to shop inside the plaza. then went to eat subway with him.
waited for like 1 hour + before the competition actually starts -_-"
during that one hour plus, we passed thru a house of condom shop and chia seng was telling me to go in and take a look and i was like "Chia SENG! YOu? You of ALL PEOPLE telling me THAT? OMG!!!" i asked him if he wants to buy something for his gf and he says maybe..... win liao lor he.
anyways we DIDNT enter that sinful shop.
the competition started and julian's team was the first to go. there were three members in his team and well haha his skills pales in comparison with others~ perhaps too nervous ler lah. better add oil ah u..
there is this particular team that i think is damn power - Ammunition.
one of the guy came out only then somersault twice... his from the National gymnast team according to julian.
i tink it sud be true because he got great looking arms and bod and he looks hot in his singlet!!! he got a pretty cute face too! erm plz dun misunderstand me - i am as straight as a flag pole. just envious of his stats.
i tot one of the girls partaking in the compettition was from CJ but julian and cs didnt seem to notice. hmm nah i must be rite. shes from CJ. i still remember her name. samantha.
we watched thru the first rounds of the competition then zhao liaoz... coz quite sianz. other than some special moves, like the somersaults above, the rest were all quite same and boring.
stoning at home now ha nothing to do. stupid sher ps me and go her mom's place to swim instead of swimming with me. maybe i will go swim later. maybe not.
i really really really really really hope that i can get a laptop. i cant be bothered with a desktop as long as my bro is still living with me because he... ugh lets not talk about that. but i also wan a ps3!!!
haiz why issit that i have got so many wants but so little money... WHY WHY!!!
prom was fine. some lucky bastard won a xbox 360 in a lucky draw. HAIZ...
the game of global domination is never ending haha~ unless we had some sort of cheating dies.
November 27, 2006
I dunno whats gotten over me siaz. Been treating my family members pretty badly. Seriously wonder whats wrong with me.
Dunno why I have been in a pretty foul mood this whole day...
Then I am also very lost... dunno what to do. In the past, I would PS my life away during holidays but now, I no longer feel tempted to play the PS. Its like I lost interest in it completely.... I have been stoning my life away this whole day.
Whats happening to me?
Is this what they call mood swing? But usually, capricious emotions are due to either depression, menstration or pregnancy. I am definitely not pregnant. I cant anyway.
I am certain that I only have a banana and nothing else... so it cant be menstration. Maybe I should check again tho.
Depression huh.... nah could not be haha coz I dont have the tendency to seek death.
So what in the world is wrong with me?
Maybe its just me.
Dunno why I have been in a pretty foul mood this whole day...
Then I am also very lost... dunno what to do. In the past, I would PS my life away during holidays but now, I no longer feel tempted to play the PS. Its like I lost interest in it completely.... I have been stoning my life away this whole day.
Whats happening to me?
Is this what they call mood swing? But usually, capricious emotions are due to either depression, menstration or pregnancy. I am definitely not pregnant. I cant anyway.
I am certain that I only have a banana and nothing else... so it cant be menstration. Maybe I should check again tho.
Depression huh.... nah could not be haha coz I dont have the tendency to seek death.
So what in the world is wrong with me?
Maybe its just me.
November 26, 2006
hahahahahahaha...
very happy coz my exams ended... about one week ago lol.
anyways now that i have access to my ps2, i no longer give a damn about my computer mwahahah... ok not like i can live without it.. just that i use it less often than before because ps2 rocks! and my obsolete and lousy com sucks! things would be different if i could get my hand on an AlienWare but never mind about that now.
i had no intention to blog at all today(nor anytime in the near future) but something happened unfortunately and i just had to.
before this i was playing uncharted waters one and i was happy sailing along the mediterranean sea after making a fortune from trading, looking for mates to work for me. then this bloody pirate just had to attack me and sink me!! sickening son of a female dog. and the worst is i dint save my progress.... and i need to start all over again.... DARNNNNNNNNNN the thought of starting all over again disgusts me so i decided to stop playing the game.
but the night is still young and i dun feel like sleeping.. i cant play the ps2 coz its in my room, which is also my parent's room who are already asleep. and i am too lazy to bring the console into the living room...
Hence, i decided to blog~
lets have a recap of wat i did this past week.
monday 20/11/2006 - cessation of my A levels. very happy. went home and stone for the rest of the day.
tuesday 21/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. i tink i went swmming. and then went to borrow tv from my aunt to play my ps2.
wednesday 22/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. oh suddenly recall, went to shop for prom clothes with cow peh seng, ken neh neh, sick smiley groper and mr commando. misguided them to marina square hah. dint get the clothes i wan tho coz none catches my eye.
thursday 23/11/2006 - i definitely remembered wat i did today hehe coz immediately after the day where i went shopping with my 4 frens, i went to shop again for my clothes.. and i found it. cost me a bomb tho. i shall not disclose the sum here.
friday 24/11/2006 - went to shop for my clothes at raoul with sher coz i cant find one i like previously... wait a minute - if i shopped for my clothes and bought it today, then wat was i doing on thursday? there must be some sort of a time paradox here. lets see... i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes again on the day after i shopped with the group of 4... and i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes on friday coz sher came home from seasons park that day. SO, i tink my entry for wednesday is wrong. if thats the case, i cant rmb wat i did that day haha. hmmm wat did i did on wednesday......
saturday 25/11/2006 - went to toa payoh to sell my hp but in the end i dint cos the highest price i was offered is $120. i was damn toot also. i immediately tell the dealer about the specs and info and how long i used it, its condition etc etc when i am not suppose to coz that way, i wud be able to get a better price or sth liddat. or at least i shud wait to the dealer ask me before telling him but no, i told him everything before he even decide to wat price to give me haha. shit me lah. oh well anyways i wun be selling my hp. went to vivo city with sher after that and well its not as extravagant as the advertisements make them to be. but its still quite nice. and it has CARLS JUNIOR! went back to ps in the evening. tako pachi very delicious. i am addicted to it. then went to cathay and wanted to watch happy feet with sher but no seats left. so went home.
sunday 26/11/2006 - went swimming. saw a cute ang moh guy at the pool(?) bought a bar of toblerone to eat and boy, its so delicious! i have wanted to buy it in the past few days already but only found the chance to do so today. toblerone rocks. i tink i am addicted to it.
ladidi ladida
ladidi ladida
i wanna see you cum
into my life...
"Gloria gloria gloria gloria.. our great Japanese female volleyball team will bring us glory. Gloria gloria gloria gloria... our volleyball team confirm will win!" Lyrics from the song "Gloria"
very happy coz my exams ended... about one week ago lol.
anyways now that i have access to my ps2, i no longer give a damn about my computer mwahahah... ok not like i can live without it.. just that i use it less often than before because ps2 rocks! and my obsolete and lousy com sucks! things would be different if i could get my hand on an AlienWare but never mind about that now.
i had no intention to blog at all today(nor anytime in the near future) but something happened unfortunately and i just had to.
before this i was playing uncharted waters one and i was happy sailing along the mediterranean sea after making a fortune from trading, looking for mates to work for me. then this bloody pirate just had to attack me and sink me!! sickening son of a female dog. and the worst is i dint save my progress.... and i need to start all over again.... DARNNNNNNNNNN the thought of starting all over again disgusts me so i decided to stop playing the game.
but the night is still young and i dun feel like sleeping.. i cant play the ps2 coz its in my room, which is also my parent's room who are already asleep. and i am too lazy to bring the console into the living room...
Hence, i decided to blog~
lets have a recap of wat i did this past week.
monday 20/11/2006 - cessation of my A levels. very happy. went home and stone for the rest of the day.
tuesday 21/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. i tink i went swmming. and then went to borrow tv from my aunt to play my ps2.
wednesday 22/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. oh suddenly recall, went to shop for prom clothes with cow peh seng, ken neh neh, sick smiley groper and mr commando. misguided them to marina square hah. dint get the clothes i wan tho coz none catches my eye.
thursday 23/11/2006 - i definitely remembered wat i did today hehe coz immediately after the day where i went shopping with my 4 frens, i went to shop again for my clothes.. and i found it. cost me a bomb tho. i shall not disclose the sum here.
friday 24/11/2006 - went to shop for my clothes at raoul with sher coz i cant find one i like previously... wait a minute - if i shopped for my clothes and bought it today, then wat was i doing on thursday? there must be some sort of a time paradox here. lets see... i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes again on the day after i shopped with the group of 4... and i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes on friday coz sher came home from seasons park that day. SO, i tink my entry for wednesday is wrong. if thats the case, i cant rmb wat i did that day haha. hmmm wat did i did on wednesday......
saturday 25/11/2006 - went to toa payoh to sell my hp but in the end i dint cos the highest price i was offered is $120. i was damn toot also. i immediately tell the dealer about the specs and info and how long i used it, its condition etc etc when i am not suppose to coz that way, i wud be able to get a better price or sth liddat. or at least i shud wait to the dealer ask me before telling him but no, i told him everything before he even decide to wat price to give me haha. shit me lah. oh well anyways i wun be selling my hp. went to vivo city with sher after that and well its not as extravagant as the advertisements make them to be. but its still quite nice. and it has CARLS JUNIOR! went back to ps in the evening. tako pachi very delicious. i am addicted to it. then went to cathay and wanted to watch happy feet with sher but no seats left. so went home.
sunday 26/11/2006 - went swimming. saw a cute ang moh guy at the pool(?) bought a bar of toblerone to eat and boy, its so delicious! i have wanted to buy it in the past few days already but only found the chance to do so today. toblerone rocks. i tink i am addicted to it.
ladidi ladida
ladidi ladida
i wanna see you cum
into my life...
"Gloria gloria gloria gloria.. our great Japanese female volleyball team will bring us glory. Gloria gloria gloria gloria... our volleyball team confirm will win!" Lyrics from the song "Gloria"
November 20, 2006
I was studying, like the diligent and smart boy that I am, for my Further Maths paper when I got quite sianz.
So I decided to take a break and went to practice my pyrokinesis. I have been doing it for years but still can't seem to get the hang of it....
I placed a piece of paper infront of me and started to focus my energy...
...10 seconds later, nothing happened.
..... 1 minute later, nothing happened.
....... 5 minutes later, the paper was still intact.
"Ah heck!"
I decided to stop wasting time and went back to study. Just when I was about to start my 2005 paper, something happened.
Something which I never anticipated.
Something serious.
An unit in my block, two storeys above me and several units to my left, caught fire! No wonder there is a waff of burning smell lingering in the air. And the air outside my windows look unusually misty today as well. The fire was pretty big. When I stick my head out of the window to catch a glimpse, like the Singaporean that I am(hey lets admit it. If you were me you would do the same), I saw thick black smoke pouring out of the kitchen windows. Its like those kind of scene in TV dramas you know. Gradually, the smell of plastic and rubber burning also became stronger, so much so that the air becomes rather pungent to my nose.
Things were really serious; many people began gathering at the carpark to look at the burning unit(Singaporeans UNITE! We're always there for each other when trouble arises!). Not only that, people from the opposite blocks were also looking!
The red dot is the burning unit while the dark yellow dots are all the onlookers.
Apparently, my brother's wife told me that there was a deafening explosion of some sort but I didn't hear any explosions at all? Could it be that I have sub-concsiously created that inferno while focusing my energy earlier on for my pyrokinetic practice? Tua pek gong! If its really me, I would be so happy!!! Bt please don;t be mistaken; I am not a pyromaniac. I think I am more of a cryomaniac if you would.
Then suddenly, in addition to all the crackling sounds and chatterings of the onlookers, I heard an unidentified sound. I began looking around the carpark for the source of this sound but I can't seem to find any. However, this mysterious sound was getting louder and louder and louder... and it appears to be coming from the carpark entrance. I kept my eyes glued to the entrance while the sound continue to get louder.
Then, the sound became clear, it was a series of screeches and it was getting clearer. Obviously, it was a vehicle moving but from the way the screeches was coming from it, its as if the vehicle was making tight swerves and drifting around, with a pro driver at the wheel. Come to think of it, there are several turns in the roads linking my house carpark to the main road.
SCREECHHHHHHHH----EEEEEEEE EEEEEKKKK
Its the fire engine of our dependable Singapore Civil Defence Force! And its drifting like mad into my carpark! You guys should have watched it swerved right into my carpark!!!! Ok fine, I am crapping this but hey, its for special effects.
Anyway, yeah two fire engines arrived, put out the fire, saved the victims and left. The crowd dispersed and everything returned to normal except for a scorched unit on my block. Meanwhile, an excited me was eating peanut butter bread with coffee and SMSing my friends about this incident. Don't ask me why - I am a Real Singaporean. (part Russian tho)
And i apologized for the somewhat abrupt ending. Felt too sianz to continue elaborating further.
- Pyrokinetic Pikachu!!!! It glows.
- The Fire Engine
- Nope, this is not the Indon haze. Its smoke from the fire.
- Singaporeans UNITE! Helpful onlookers.
- Nope, this is not the aftermath of the Indon haze. The fire has been put out.
-I think they call this the Rhinocerous. Not sure what it did though. It only arrived after the fire was put out.
So I decided to take a break and went to practice my pyrokinesis. I have been doing it for years but still can't seem to get the hang of it....
I placed a piece of paper infront of me and started to focus my energy...
...10 seconds later, nothing happened.
..... 1 minute later, nothing happened.
....... 5 minutes later, the paper was still intact.
"Ah heck!"
I decided to stop wasting time and went back to study. Just when I was about to start my 2005 paper, something happened.
Something which I never anticipated.
Something serious.
An unit in my block, two storeys above me and several units to my left, caught fire! No wonder there is a waff of burning smell lingering in the air. And the air outside my windows look unusually misty today as well. The fire was pretty big. When I stick my head out of the window to catch a glimpse, like the Singaporean that I am(hey lets admit it. If you were me you would do the same), I saw thick black smoke pouring out of the kitchen windows. Its like those kind of scene in TV dramas you know. Gradually, the smell of plastic and rubber burning also became stronger, so much so that the air becomes rather pungent to my nose.
Things were really serious; many people began gathering at the carpark to look at the burning unit(Singaporeans UNITE! We're always there for each other when trouble arises!). Not only that, people from the opposite blocks were also looking!
The red dot is the burning unit while the dark yellow dots are all the onlookers.
Apparently, my brother's wife told me that there was a deafening explosion of some sort but I didn't hear any explosions at all? Could it be that I have sub-concsiously created that inferno while focusing my energy earlier on for my pyrokinetic practice? Tua pek gong! If its really me, I would be so happy!!! Bt please don;t be mistaken; I am not a pyromaniac. I think I am more of a cryomaniac if you would.
Then suddenly, in addition to all the crackling sounds and chatterings of the onlookers, I heard an unidentified sound. I began looking around the carpark for the source of this sound but I can't seem to find any. However, this mysterious sound was getting louder and louder and louder... and it appears to be coming from the carpark entrance. I kept my eyes glued to the entrance while the sound continue to get louder.
Then, the sound became clear, it was a series of screeches and it was getting clearer. Obviously, it was a vehicle moving but from the way the screeches was coming from it, its as if the vehicle was making tight swerves and drifting around, with a pro driver at the wheel. Come to think of it, there are several turns in the roads linking my house carpark to the main road.
SCREECHHHHHHHH----EEEEEEEE EEEEEKKKK
Its the fire engine of our dependable Singapore Civil Defence Force! And its drifting like mad into my carpark! You guys should have watched it swerved right into my carpark!!!! Ok fine, I am crapping this but hey, its for special effects.
Anyway, yeah two fire engines arrived, put out the fire, saved the victims and left. The crowd dispersed and everything returned to normal except for a scorched unit on my block. Meanwhile, an excited me was eating peanut butter bread with coffee and SMSing my friends about this incident. Don't ask me why - I am a Real Singaporean. (part Russian tho)
And i apologized for the somewhat abrupt ending. Felt too sianz to continue elaborating further.
- Pyrokinetic Pikachu!!!! It glows.
- The Fire Engine
- Nope, this is not the Indon haze. Its smoke from the fire.
- Singaporeans UNITE! Helpful onlookers.
- Nope, this is not the aftermath of the Indon haze. The fire has been put out.
-I think they call this the Rhinocerous. Not sure what it did though. It only arrived after the fire was put out.
November 15, 2006
Just had a round of Rise of Nations with Ted... Damn funny... the computer AI nuke him machiam like free like that lol. If you are wondering, I only fired one nuke at his cities. Yep. Just ONE. The remaining 20 plus nukes he received were all delivered by the AI.
The scene is freaking amusing.. its like he gets nuked and nuked continuosly and the mushroom cloud keeps appearing lol.
All the players, both human and AI, were defeated in the end due to Armageddon... something that will occur if too many nukes are fired...
Therefore, nukes are very dangerous items.
The scene is freaking amusing.. its like he gets nuked and nuked continuosly and the mushroom cloud keeps appearing lol.
All the players, both human and AI, were defeated in the end due to Armageddon... something that will occur if too many nukes are fired...
Therefore, nukes are very dangerous items.
November 10, 2006
It's a rainy day today.
I love rainy days. The rain looks alluring to me. It always does.
I think my natural element should be water.
It's really a rainy day. Have been raining since this morning and it haven't stopped since.
What a cool and nice day.
It dampens my flaming efforts to start studying. As of now, I have yet to done anything constructive...
.
.
.
.
.
Ha.
I discovered a new way to pass my time; punching tennis balls and watch them get launched across the room. And if you are wondering, I was inspired by Major Alex Louis Armstrong. Actually realized that its quite fun to punch things and watch it fly around. It allows me to vent some of my frustration as well.
However, one drawback is that it actually hurts if you punch the tennis ball hard enough. And if you don't punch it hard, you won't feel the shuang-ness.
Perhaps I should get a pair of gauntlets.
Next up: Start playing with the lighter(or start rubbing sandpapers).
I love rainy days. The rain looks alluring to me. It always does.
I think my natural element should be water.
It's really a rainy day. Have been raining since this morning and it haven't stopped since.
What a cool and nice day.
It dampens my flaming efforts to start studying. As of now, I have yet to done anything constructive...
.
.
.
.
.
Ha.
I discovered a new way to pass my time; punching tennis balls and watch them get launched across the room. And if you are wondering, I was inspired by Major Alex Louis Armstrong. Actually realized that its quite fun to punch things and watch it fly around. It allows me to vent some of my frustration as well.
However, one drawback is that it actually hurts if you punch the tennis ball hard enough. And if you don't punch it hard, you won't feel the shuang-ness.
Perhaps I should get a pair of gauntlets.
Next up: Start playing with the lighter(or start rubbing sandpapers).
November 09, 2006
Just one hour ago, I was studying in the kitchen for my Maths paper later on in the afternoon. Half way through, I heard a slight "tap" behind me. So I turned around and...
-WHAT THE FUCK-
... a green grasshopper just landed on one of my cupboard door. The hair on my arms instantly rose up like needles and I can feel the goosebumps growing in my skin!
"What the hell! Its just an insect!" I thought to myself but I still can't overcome my fear... After awhile, I stood up and moved slowly, and I do mean slowly, to the living room - the safe zone.
The grasshopper was still on the door. I tried to stay calm, cool and collected while thinking of ways to chase the insect away. After awhile, I realized that I do not have any good ideas to chase it away.
"Wah lao its just a green insect lah, confirm got way to deal with it.." I thought to myself.
"Lets think logically - this is an insect which can fly... AHH IT FLIES!", immediately after this thought, my hair rose again and my goosebumps starts to build up once more. Heck. I hate flying insects.
All this while, I have been staring at the grasshopper, making sure that it does not move away without me knowing it where it movedto. Trust me, thats the last thing you want to happen when you are trapped with a FLYING insect in an enclosed area. I was still staring deeply at the insect, hoping that it will just go away when suddenly, the darn insect took flight - I got shocked and jumped like 1.5 metres backwards into the living room.
Fuck. How could I be manhandled by that puny little organism?
Needless to say, my goosebumps built up again...
That stupid grasshopper took flight and land at a spot that is just a few centimetres away from its original spot. Its like it is scaring me deliberately.
Damn.
After calming down, I finally thought of something; projectile weapons!
I found 3 rubber bands on my living room wheel-table and launched it at the grasshopper.
Shot 1... missed.
Shot 2..... missed.
Shot 3........ MISSED!!!
I have tons of rubber bands but they are all in the kitchen....
Then I realized that I could crush waste paper and hurl it at the cursed monster!
So I opened the drawer and found only 5 pieces of rough paper for my maths and physics workings... I used to have lots but I threw them into the recyling bag a few days ago...
I took aim and:
Shot 1.. missed
Shot 2... missed
Shot 3.... missed
Frustrated, I crush the remaining two papers together and hurl it at the monster.
shot 4....... MISSED!
Ah HECK. I suck at throwing things at things.
While thinking of what I can do next, my handphone rang and I found out later that it was Chia Seng... In this kind of situation, I need the pest removal service, not a maths pro...
Meanwhile, I found a piece of cardboard and held it in my hand. It was like my sword for fighting that heinous monster! But that sword is pretty useless if it cant strike the enemy. Still, I held it for assurance purposes.
"Wah LAO just go away lah bloody hell!" I murmured to myself. I was really desperate to get rid of the green thing.
Then that green thing took flight again, I was prepared for it this time, and it make a few rounds around the kitchen before landing on the wall opposite of the cupboard it was initially on. When it crawled onto the cable at the top of the wall, I was half hoping that it will get electrocuted. Of course, I am not psychic and it continued crawling along the cable.
I suddenly thought of a tool that would be very handy in these kind of situations - the electric racket! It actually looks like a badminton racket, except that the "net" on the racket are wires which will conduct electricity when you press the switch. Its used for electrocuting insects. I had one a few years ago but it became faulty and my mom threw it away. I regretted not asking her to get a new one.
While I am deep in my thoughts, the green thing took flight again and I got freaked out(fuck) because it sort of flew towards me.
Then, the worst thing happened to me.
I lost track of the damn creature!!!!!!!!!
I saw it flew towards the ground but it wasnt there when I bent down to survey the ground. And I dont see it anywhere thats visible to me either.
"What the FUCK!" I thought to myself.
I am in really deep shit now. I've got three options.
1) Go to sleep immediately and hope that the thing will just go away.
2) Return to the kitchen desk and continue studying, ignoring its presence.
3) Track the damn thing out and destroy it.
I chose option 3 and after bracing myself, I took a step across the boundary and entered the danger zone.
I pushed the chair nearest to me with my leg and nothing green flew out from it. So I took that chair and placed it in the living room. I did the same to the remaining two chairs and the green thing was not hidding in either of them.
Then, I roughly remembered that it briedly flew in the direction towards my pencil case. So I went into the living room, took an umbrella and went back to the kitchen and poked my pencil case with the umbrella.
Nothing flew out.
I was really worried by now because that green thing could now be anywhere! I was already half-way into the kitchen and would suffer serious damage if the enemy were to ambush me. Worse, it could attack me from the flank and cut off my only route of escape. If that really happens, I figure that I will just have to lock myself in the toilet and wait for dad to wake up next morning and chase the cursed creature away.
Luckily for me, I dont have to spend the night with my family's shit.
I saw the target crawling on the side of the refrigerator and it appears to have not seen me yet. So, I grabbed my sword quickly and slapped it against the green thing.
*PIAK*.
The enemy fell on to the ground.
YES! I have successfully disabled the enemy's movement! Thats a huge victory!!!
*PIAK**PIAK**PIAK*
.............................................................................
The enemy has been eradicated.
Yes. Finally, I've gotten rid of the dang green thing.
Upon inspecting the corpse, I realised that it is really a grasshopper which I suspected initially. Man I am a genius.
I scooped the green pulp up and dump it into the rubbish chute.
All is peaceful once more and I resumed my studies.
Blistering barnacles!!! I can watch all the sick and psychotic horror films along in the entire cinema and yet, I get so freaked out by a tiny green entity thats 100 times(or maybe more) smaller than me.
Tua Pek Gong, I am such a chicken-wuss......
One of these days, I am gonna overcome my fear and before I do, I am gonna get myself a brand new electric racket.
-WHAT THE FUCK-
... a green grasshopper just landed on one of my cupboard door. The hair on my arms instantly rose up like needles and I can feel the goosebumps growing in my skin!
"What the hell! Its just an insect!" I thought to myself but I still can't overcome my fear... After awhile, I stood up and moved slowly, and I do mean slowly, to the living room - the safe zone.
The grasshopper was still on the door. I tried to stay calm, cool and collected while thinking of ways to chase the insect away. After awhile, I realized that I do not have any good ideas to chase it away.
"Wah lao its just a green insect lah, confirm got way to deal with it.." I thought to myself.
"Lets think logically - this is an insect which can fly... AHH IT FLIES!", immediately after this thought, my hair rose again and my goosebumps starts to build up once more. Heck. I hate flying insects.
All this while, I have been staring at the grasshopper, making sure that it does not move away without me knowing it where it movedto. Trust me, thats the last thing you want to happen when you are trapped with a FLYING insect in an enclosed area. I was still staring deeply at the insect, hoping that it will just go away when suddenly, the darn insect took flight - I got shocked and jumped like 1.5 metres backwards into the living room.
Fuck. How could I be manhandled by that puny little organism?
Needless to say, my goosebumps built up again...
That stupid grasshopper took flight and land at a spot that is just a few centimetres away from its original spot. Its like it is scaring me deliberately.
Damn.
After calming down, I finally thought of something; projectile weapons!
I found 3 rubber bands on my living room wheel-table and launched it at the grasshopper.
Shot 1... missed.
Shot 2..... missed.
Shot 3........ MISSED!!!
I have tons of rubber bands but they are all in the kitchen....
Then I realized that I could crush waste paper and hurl it at the cursed monster!
So I opened the drawer and found only 5 pieces of rough paper for my maths and physics workings... I used to have lots but I threw them into the recyling bag a few days ago...
I took aim and:
Shot 1.. missed
Shot 2... missed
Shot 3.... missed
Frustrated, I crush the remaining two papers together and hurl it at the monster.
shot 4....... MISSED!
Ah HECK. I suck at throwing things at things.
While thinking of what I can do next, my handphone rang and I found out later that it was Chia Seng... In this kind of situation, I need the pest removal service, not a maths pro...
Meanwhile, I found a piece of cardboard and held it in my hand. It was like my sword for fighting that heinous monster! But that sword is pretty useless if it cant strike the enemy. Still, I held it for assurance purposes.
"Wah LAO just go away lah bloody hell!" I murmured to myself. I was really desperate to get rid of the green thing.
Then that green thing took flight again, I was prepared for it this time, and it make a few rounds around the kitchen before landing on the wall opposite of the cupboard it was initially on. When it crawled onto the cable at the top of the wall, I was half hoping that it will get electrocuted. Of course, I am not psychic and it continued crawling along the cable.
I suddenly thought of a tool that would be very handy in these kind of situations - the electric racket! It actually looks like a badminton racket, except that the "net" on the racket are wires which will conduct electricity when you press the switch. Its used for electrocuting insects. I had one a few years ago but it became faulty and my mom threw it away. I regretted not asking her to get a new one.
While I am deep in my thoughts, the green thing took flight again and I got freaked out(fuck) because it sort of flew towards me.
Then, the worst thing happened to me.
I lost track of the damn creature!!!!!!!!!
I saw it flew towards the ground but it wasnt there when I bent down to survey the ground. And I dont see it anywhere thats visible to me either.
"What the FUCK!" I thought to myself.
I am in really deep shit now. I've got three options.
1) Go to sleep immediately and hope that the thing will just go away.
2) Return to the kitchen desk and continue studying, ignoring its presence.
3) Track the damn thing out and destroy it.
I chose option 3 and after bracing myself, I took a step across the boundary and entered the danger zone.
I pushed the chair nearest to me with my leg and nothing green flew out from it. So I took that chair and placed it in the living room. I did the same to the remaining two chairs and the green thing was not hidding in either of them.
Then, I roughly remembered that it briedly flew in the direction towards my pencil case. So I went into the living room, took an umbrella and went back to the kitchen and poked my pencil case with the umbrella.
Nothing flew out.
I was really worried by now because that green thing could now be anywhere! I was already half-way into the kitchen and would suffer serious damage if the enemy were to ambush me. Worse, it could attack me from the flank and cut off my only route of escape. If that really happens, I figure that I will just have to lock myself in the toilet and wait for dad to wake up next morning and chase the cursed creature away.
Luckily for me, I dont have to spend the night with my family's shit.
I saw the target crawling on the side of the refrigerator and it appears to have not seen me yet. So, I grabbed my sword quickly and slapped it against the green thing.
*PIAK*.
The enemy fell on to the ground.
YES! I have successfully disabled the enemy's movement! Thats a huge victory!!!
*PIAK**PIAK**PIAK*
.............................................................................
The enemy has been eradicated.
Yes. Finally, I've gotten rid of the dang green thing.
Upon inspecting the corpse, I realised that it is really a grasshopper which I suspected initially. Man I am a genius.
I scooped the green pulp up and dump it into the rubbish chute.
All is peaceful once more and I resumed my studies.
Blistering barnacles!!! I can watch all the sick and psychotic horror films along in the entire cinema and yet, I get so freaked out by a tiny green entity thats 100 times(or maybe more) smaller than me.
Tua Pek Gong, I am such a chicken-wuss......
One of these days, I am gonna overcome my fear and before I do, I am gonna get myself a brand new electric racket.
November 05, 2006
Mr. Saddam Hussein, the ex-president of Iraq, has been sentenced to death, reported just a few minutes ago on Channel NewsAsia.
"Let me ask you this as an Iraqi that if you were to pass a death sentence on Saddam, remember that he is a military men and should be killed by a firing squad; not by hanging like some common criminal." Saddam said to the judge... He has been defiant till the end.
Mom's away in China now for a vacation, leaving me and my dad at home...
"Let me ask you this as an Iraqi that if you were to pass a death sentence on Saddam, remember that he is a military men and should be killed by a firing squad; not by hanging like some common criminal." Saddam said to the judge... He has been defiant till the end.
Mom's away in China now for a vacation, leaving me and my dad at home...
November 04, 2006
OH crap. YouTube doesnt has any proper HappyTreeFriends videos. And I thought I was going to laugh my way to sleep. Oh well.
I discovered some other cool stuffs though! Check this out.
Teleportation
Ever since the wheel was invented more than 5,000 years ago, people have been inventing new ways to travel faster from one point to another. Yet each of these forms of transportation share the same flaw: They require us to cross a physical distance, which can take anywhere from minutes to many hours depending on the starting and ending points.
But what if there were a way to get you from your home to the supermarket without having to use your car, or from your backyard to the International Space Station without having to board a spacecraft? Teleportation to the rescue!
Teleportation involves dematerializing an object at one point, and sending the details of that object's precise atomic configuration to another location, where it will be reconstructed. What this means is that time and space could be eliminated from travel -- we could be transported to any location instantly, without actually crossing a physical distance.
In 1998, physicists at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), along with two European groups, turned the IBM ideas into reality by successfully teleporting a photon, a particle of energy that carries light. The Caltech group was able to read the atomic structure of a photon, send this information across 1 meter (3.28 feet) of coaxial cable and create a replica of the photon. As predicted, the original photon no longer existed once the replica was made.
The most recent successful teleportation experiment took place on October 4, 2006 at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, Denmark. Dr. Eugene Polzik and his team teleported information stored in a laser beam into a cloud of atoms. According to Polzik, "It is one step further because for the first time it involves teleportation between light and matter, two different objects. One is the carrier of information and the other one is the storage medium". The information was teleported a little more than half a meter, as opposed to the minute distances achieved in previous experiments.
Unfortunately, teleportation seems to be possible only in the realm of the quantum.
For a person to be transported, a machine would have to be built that can pinpoint and analyze all of the 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms that make up the human body. That's more than a trillion trillion atoms. This machine would then have to send this information to another location, where the person's body would be reconstructed with exact precision. Molecules couldn't be even a millimeter out of place, lest the person arrive with some severe neurological or physiological defect.
If such a machine were possible, it's unlikely that the person being transported would actually be "transported." It would work more like a fax machine -- a duplicate of the person would be made at the receiving end, but with much greater precision than a fax machine. But what would happen to the original? One theory suggests that teleportation would combine genetic cloning with digitization.
In this biodigital cloning, tele-travelers would have to die, in a sense. Their original mind and body would no longer exist. Instead, their atomic structure would be recreated in another location, and digitization would recreate the travelers' memories, emotions, hopes and dreams. So the travelers would still exist, but they would do so in a new body, of the same atomic structure as the original body, programmed with the same information.
Hmm not a very reliable way to travel if you ask me. I wouldnt want a machine to be handling with my genetic data. Besides, I would lose my original body and my feelings and all would be re-programmed!!! Do I simply just become another pile of ones and zeroes? Heck I would no longer be the original me anymore... But then again, if it doenst feel any different to be in the new me and the old me... then why not? It sure is cool anyway, disappearing from one place and re-appearing in another instantly.
Nonetheless, still prefer the old school methods - buses, MRTs, taxis etc etc.
I discovered some other cool stuffs though! Check this out.
Teleportation
Ever since the wheel was invented more than 5,000 years ago, people have been inventing new ways to travel faster from one point to another. Yet each of these forms of transportation share the same flaw: They require us to cross a physical distance, which can take anywhere from minutes to many hours depending on the starting and ending points.
But what if there were a way to get you from your home to the supermarket without having to use your car, or from your backyard to the International Space Station without having to board a spacecraft? Teleportation to the rescue!
Teleportation involves dematerializing an object at one point, and sending the details of that object's precise atomic configuration to another location, where it will be reconstructed. What this means is that time and space could be eliminated from travel -- we could be transported to any location instantly, without actually crossing a physical distance.
In 1998, physicists at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), along with two European groups, turned the IBM ideas into reality by successfully teleporting a photon, a particle of energy that carries light. The Caltech group was able to read the atomic structure of a photon, send this information across 1 meter (3.28 feet) of coaxial cable and create a replica of the photon. As predicted, the original photon no longer existed once the replica was made.
The most recent successful teleportation experiment took place on October 4, 2006 at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, Denmark. Dr. Eugene Polzik and his team teleported information stored in a laser beam into a cloud of atoms. According to Polzik, "It is one step further because for the first time it involves teleportation between light and matter, two different objects. One is the carrier of information and the other one is the storage medium". The information was teleported a little more than half a meter, as opposed to the minute distances achieved in previous experiments.
Unfortunately, teleportation seems to be possible only in the realm of the quantum.
For a person to be transported, a machine would have to be built that can pinpoint and analyze all of the 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms that make up the human body. That's more than a trillion trillion atoms. This machine would then have to send this information to another location, where the person's body would be reconstructed with exact precision. Molecules couldn't be even a millimeter out of place, lest the person arrive with some severe neurological or physiological defect.
If such a machine were possible, it's unlikely that the person being transported would actually be "transported." It would work more like a fax machine -- a duplicate of the person would be made at the receiving end, but with much greater precision than a fax machine. But what would happen to the original? One theory suggests that teleportation would combine genetic cloning with digitization.
In this biodigital cloning, tele-travelers would have to die, in a sense. Their original mind and body would no longer exist. Instead, their atomic structure would be recreated in another location, and digitization would recreate the travelers' memories, emotions, hopes and dreams. So the travelers would still exist, but they would do so in a new body, of the same atomic structure as the original body, programmed with the same information.
Hmm not a very reliable way to travel if you ask me. I wouldnt want a machine to be handling with my genetic data. Besides, I would lose my original body and my feelings and all would be re-programmed!!! Do I simply just become another pile of ones and zeroes? Heck I would no longer be the original me anymore... But then again, if it doenst feel any different to be in the new me and the old me... then why not? It sure is cool anyway, disappearing from one place and re-appearing in another instantly.
Nonetheless, still prefer the old school methods - buses, MRTs, taxis etc etc.
Suffering from serious sleeplessness. Decided to read something interesting.
PAIN
Pain is an unpleasant feeling which may be associated with actual or potential tissue damage and which may have physical and emotional components. According to the International Association for the Study of Pain (IASP), one should distinguish between pain and nociception.
Despite its unpleasantness, pain is an important part of the existence of humans and other animals; in fact, it is vital to survival. Pain encourages an organism to disengage from the noxious stimulus associated with the pain. Preliminary pain can serve to indicate that an injury is imminent, such as the ache from a soon-to-be-broken bone. Pain may also promote the healing process, since most organisms will protect an injured region in order to avoid further pain. People born with congenital insensitivity to pain usually have short life spans, and suffer numerous ailments such as broken bones, bed sores, and chronic infection.
Interestingly, the brain itself is devoid of nociceptive tissue, and hence cannot experience pain. Thus, a headache is not due to stimulation of pain fibers in the brain itself. Rather, the membrane surrounding the brain and spinal cord, called the dura mater, is innervated with pain receptors, and stimulation of these dural nociceptors (pain receptors) is thought to be involved to some extent in producing headache pain. Some evolutionary biologists have speculated that this lack of nociceptive tissue in the brain might be because any injury of sufficient magnitude to cause pain in the brain has a sufficiently high probability of being fatal that development of nociceptive tissue therein would have little to no survival benefit.
FEAR
It's dark out, and you're home alone. The house is quiet other than the sound of the show you're watching on TV. You see it and hear it at the same time: The front door is suddenly thrown against the door frame.
Your breathing speeds up. Your heart races. Your muscles tighten.
A split second later, you know it's the wind. No one is trying to get into your home.
For a split second, you were so afraid that you reacted as if your life were in danger, your body initiating the fight-or-flight response that is critical to any animal's survival. But really, there was no danger at all. What happened to cause such an intense reaction? What exactly is fear?
Fear is a chain reaction in the brain that starts with a stressful stimulus and ends with the release of chemicals that cause a racing heart, fast breathing and energized muscles, among other things, also known as the fight-or-flight response. The stimulus could be a spider, a knife at your throat, an auditorium full of people waiting for you to speak or the sudden thud of your front door against the door frame.
The brain is a profoundly complex organ. More than 100 billion nerve cells comprise an intricate network of communications that is the starting point of everything we sense, think and do. Some of these communications lead to conscious thought and action, while others produce autonomic responses. The fear response is almost entirely autonomic: We don't consciously trigger it or even know what's going on until it has run its course.
All of these physical responses are intended to help you survive a dangerous situation by preparing you to either run for your life or fight for your life (thus the term "fight or flight"). Fear -- and the fight-or-flight response in particular -- is an instinct that every animal possesses.
Still not feeling sleepy. Damn whats wrong with me - I need sleep!
Up Next: Happy Tree Friends
PAIN
Pain is an unpleasant feeling which may be associated with actual or potential tissue damage and which may have physical and emotional components. According to the International Association for the Study of Pain (IASP), one should distinguish between pain and nociception.
Despite its unpleasantness, pain is an important part of the existence of humans and other animals; in fact, it is vital to survival. Pain encourages an organism to disengage from the noxious stimulus associated with the pain. Preliminary pain can serve to indicate that an injury is imminent, such as the ache from a soon-to-be-broken bone. Pain may also promote the healing process, since most organisms will protect an injured region in order to avoid further pain. People born with congenital insensitivity to pain usually have short life spans, and suffer numerous ailments such as broken bones, bed sores, and chronic infection.
Interestingly, the brain itself is devoid of nociceptive tissue, and hence cannot experience pain. Thus, a headache is not due to stimulation of pain fibers in the brain itself. Rather, the membrane surrounding the brain and spinal cord, called the dura mater, is innervated with pain receptors, and stimulation of these dural nociceptors (pain receptors) is thought to be involved to some extent in producing headache pain. Some evolutionary biologists have speculated that this lack of nociceptive tissue in the brain might be because any injury of sufficient magnitude to cause pain in the brain has a sufficiently high probability of being fatal that development of nociceptive tissue therein would have little to no survival benefit.
FEAR
It's dark out, and you're home alone. The house is quiet other than the sound of the show you're watching on TV. You see it and hear it at the same time: The front door is suddenly thrown against the door frame.
Your breathing speeds up. Your heart races. Your muscles tighten.
A split second later, you know it's the wind. No one is trying to get into your home.
For a split second, you were so afraid that you reacted as if your life were in danger, your body initiating the fight-or-flight response that is critical to any animal's survival. But really, there was no danger at all. What happened to cause such an intense reaction? What exactly is fear?
Fear is a chain reaction in the brain that starts with a stressful stimulus and ends with the release of chemicals that cause a racing heart, fast breathing and energized muscles, among other things, also known as the fight-or-flight response. The stimulus could be a spider, a knife at your throat, an auditorium full of people waiting for you to speak or the sudden thud of your front door against the door frame.
The brain is a profoundly complex organ. More than 100 billion nerve cells comprise an intricate network of communications that is the starting point of everything we sense, think and do. Some of these communications lead to conscious thought and action, while others produce autonomic responses. The fear response is almost entirely autonomic: We don't consciously trigger it or even know what's going on until it has run its course.
All of these physical responses are intended to help you survive a dangerous situation by preparing you to either run for your life or fight for your life (thus the term "fight or flight"). Fear -- and the fight-or-flight response in particular -- is an instinct that every animal possesses.
Still not feeling sleepy. Damn whats wrong with me - I need sleep!
Up Next: Happy Tree Friends
November 02, 2006
OK!
My General Paper today was not really up to my expectation. The only thing I can do now is pray that I can manage a border-line pass(sounds cheap but hey, its still a pass!). Or I could also pray that the airplane thats transporting our papers to London crash midway, resulting in the loss of all our GP papers but not the death of the pilots. This way, the innocents would be spared and we might be able to retake GP!!!
I tried to chase away my GP blues and ended up watching YouTube, which is quite effective I must say because I watched some crappy stuff like Hardo Gay that got me laughing like an ass haha....
Then, I suddenly found it. It just came so suddenly that I almost can't believe my eyes. I have seen alot of videos in the past about muscular ladies, yes ladies and yes, they do exist. Most of them have the kind of bod that a guy, at least me, would
die for - six pacs, huge chests etc etc. However, despite their hot bod, their faces seems to be erm... abit the unique. Its like after attaining a male physique, these ladies seemed to also take on the appearance of a male.... you know what I am talking about.
What I am looking for is a woman with a fantastic physique and can still be an eye-candy. Yes, I do have a fancy for such ladies - who can stand those cute little itzie bitzie girls that always act cute all the time.. there are some exceptions though.
Anyways, yes, I finally found it. A woman, with a great physique and great face! Her name is Johanna Dejager. The weight she lifts her weight will put people like tedio to shame. and me as well haha..... But I whole-heartedly believe that shes hotter than somebody with the same name as Natasha Beddingfield who some guy I know dreams of running with on the school track.....
Enjoy!
Johanna Dejager.. I shall being admiring you like the way I admires The Boss!
My General Paper today was not really up to my expectation. The only thing I can do now is pray that I can manage a border-line pass(sounds cheap but hey, its still a pass!). Or I could also pray that the airplane thats transporting our papers to London crash midway, resulting in the loss of all our GP papers but not the death of the pilots. This way, the innocents would be spared and we might be able to retake GP!!!
I tried to chase away my GP blues and ended up watching YouTube, which is quite effective I must say because I watched some crappy stuff like Hardo Gay that got me laughing like an ass haha....
Then, I suddenly found it. It just came so suddenly that I almost can't believe my eyes. I have seen alot of videos in the past about muscular ladies, yes ladies and yes, they do exist. Most of them have the kind of bod that a guy, at least me, would
die for - six pacs, huge chests etc etc. However, despite their hot bod, their faces seems to be erm... abit the unique. Its like after attaining a male physique, these ladies seemed to also take on the appearance of a male.... you know what I am talking about.
What I am looking for is a woman with a fantastic physique and can still be an eye-candy. Yes, I do have a fancy for such ladies - who can stand those cute little itzie bitzie girls that always act cute all the time.. there are some exceptions though.
Anyways, yes, I finally found it. A woman, with a great physique and great face! Her name is Johanna Dejager. The weight she lifts her weight will put people like tedio to shame. and me as well haha..... But I whole-heartedly believe that shes hotter than somebody with the same name as Natasha Beddingfield who some guy I know dreams of running with on the school track.....
Enjoy!
Johanna Dejager.. I shall being admiring you like the way I admires The Boss!
November 01, 2006
October 29, 2006
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
But first...
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world............. *very deep sigh*
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
But first...
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world............. *very deep sigh*
October 28, 2006
October 25, 2006
I am 18 ++ years old already and I still do not have my own room! How cool is that? Not very cool in my opinion...
It is really sad when most of my friends have their own spheres of privacy while I still have to sleep with my parents, not that I resent sleeping with them but I believe I have come of age to own my personal chamber. Besides, at my age, not having my own room can be somewhat troublesome.
1) My mom would hog the living room tv for herself every after, so I cant play the PS2 24 hours a day.
1.5) My mom would insist that she must be able to hear the tv sounds and that means I have to shut down the volume on my com if I am using it.
2) I have no proper and conducive place to revise for my examinations. Option A, I either do it in the kitchen but it can get pretty hot at times and my mom's tv is blasting away at me. Option B, I could carry the mahjong table into my parents' room and study there but the setback is every night at 10-11pm, my parents would come in to sleep so I have to shift everything from their room to the kitchen. This disrupts my revision to such an extent that I no longer feel like studying after moving everything.
3) I do not have a safe place to answer personal phone calls.
4) My wardrobe is too small. In fact, out of two wardrobes in my parents' room, I only one one eighth of it.
5) I have no place to keep my stuff e.g comics, magazines, bags etc etc
6) I have no safe place to hide my money...
7) I have to help sweep and mop the entire room despite only occupying one third of it. (Haha i guess this doesnt count...)
8) When I am playing the PS or computer(both are in the living room) at like 2am in the morning, sometimes my mom would come out and pee and along the way, she would nag at me.
Sad case... However, once my brother, who is already married, moves out, I would have my own personal dominion. But from the looks of it, I might have to wait for a few more years... Besides, he told me that he installed hidden cameras in his room. I am not sure if he is kidding or not; he doesnt look like he is but he also does look like he is... Anybody knows how I could search and remove those Tools of Voyeurism? Seriously I won't tolerate anybody that tried to infringe my privacy. If I have to, I would repaint the whole room to cover any cracks on the wall.
Oh I decided to get the Nokia 8110 once again thanks to Mr. Commando. Anybody knows where I can get it please tag me and tell me about it thanks. It looks like this:
It is really sad when most of my friends have their own spheres of privacy while I still have to sleep with my parents, not that I resent sleeping with them but I believe I have come of age to own my personal chamber. Besides, at my age, not having my own room can be somewhat troublesome.
1) My mom would hog the living room tv for herself every after, so I cant play the PS2 24 hours a day.
1.5) My mom would insist that she must be able to hear the tv sounds and that means I have to shut down the volume on my com if I am using it.
2) I have no proper and conducive place to revise for my examinations. Option A, I either do it in the kitchen but it can get pretty hot at times and my mom's tv is blasting away at me. Option B, I could carry the mahjong table into my parents' room and study there but the setback is every night at 10-11pm, my parents would come in to sleep so I have to shift everything from their room to the kitchen. This disrupts my revision to such an extent that I no longer feel like studying after moving everything.
3) I do not have a safe place to answer personal phone calls.
4) My wardrobe is too small. In fact, out of two wardrobes in my parents' room, I only one one eighth of it.
5) I have no place to keep my stuff e.g comics, magazines, bags etc etc
6) I have no safe place to hide my money...
7) I have to help sweep and mop the entire room despite only occupying one third of it. (Haha i guess this doesnt count...)
8) When I am playing the PS or computer(both are in the living room) at like 2am in the morning, sometimes my mom would come out and pee and along the way, she would nag at me.
Sad case... However, once my brother, who is already married, moves out, I would have my own personal dominion. But from the looks of it, I might have to wait for a few more years... Besides, he told me that he installed hidden cameras in his room. I am not sure if he is kidding or not; he doesnt look like he is but he also does look like he is... Anybody knows how I could search and remove those Tools of Voyeurism? Seriously I won't tolerate anybody that tried to infringe my privacy. If I have to, I would repaint the whole room to cover any cracks on the wall.
Oh I decided to get the Nokia 8110 once again thanks to Mr. Commando. Anybody knows where I can get it please tag me and tell me about it thanks. It looks like this:
Hymm of the Soviet Union
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or the old way: Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!
What a patriotic anthem!
National Anthem of the Russian Federation
Russia - our sacred sovereignty,
Russia - our beloved land,
Mighty will, great glory -
Are yours for all time!
Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!
From the southern seas to the polar lands
Are spread our forests and fields.
You are unique in the world!
Such is only you - Our native land kept by God!
Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!
A wide expanse for dreams and for life
The coming years open up to us.
Our loyalty to the Fatherland gives us strength.
So it was, so it is, so it will be always!
Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!
The vast dominions of the Russian Federation has been expressed in their anthem. How wonderful.
"Onward Singapore Onward Singapore..." our anthem pales in camparison to the Russian's. But still, PAP rocks... Basically, the Soviet and Russian anthem has the same tune, they just changed the lyrics. Come lets enjoy the Russian anthem together!
All right all right. Whats the use of having a magnificient anthem when the country is down in shambles. The Russian Federation as we know it now is regressing backwards. It has become something of a Kingdom, where your rights to own a car, have a job, get a house etc etc are determined by the King and his Court Advisers, namely Russian President Vladimir Putin and his group of ministers. Citizens now have to pay outrageously high taxes in order to start a business in Russia. In Russia now, if you want to start a business or buy over other business, the best bet is to get acquainted with somebody in the government. The bigger that somebody is, the better. The country may be bathing in petrodollars but the price of oil is bound to drop sooner or later. When that happens, Russia may lose another source of income, not that it has much left to lose anyway...
Hence, I conclude that the present government of the Russian Federation is dysfunctional. The time has come for me to assume the position of President of Russia. Under my reign, Russia shall prosper like its has never before. We shall overtake the Americans, Europeans and Chinese and become the world uberpower! We shall be the first country to send a man to the Sun, a feat deemed impossible by the world. (Our secret: send the man at night).
Therefore without further adue, I shall claim the Presidency of Russia! Hail your new leader! Mwahahahaha...
Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or the old way: Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]
Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!
In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!
What a patriotic anthem!
National Anthem of the Russian Federation
Russia - our sacred sovereignty,
Russia - our beloved land,
Mighty will, great glory -
Are yours for all time!
Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!
From the southern seas to the polar lands
Are spread our forests and fields.
You are unique in the world!
Such is only you - Our native land kept by God!
Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!
A wide expanse for dreams and for life
The coming years open up to us.
Our loyalty to the Fatherland gives us strength.
So it was, so it is, so it will be always!
Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!
The vast dominions of the Russian Federation has been expressed in their anthem. How wonderful.
"Onward Singapore Onward Singapore..." our anthem pales in camparison to the Russian's. But still, PAP rocks... Basically, the Soviet and Russian anthem has the same tune, they just changed the lyrics. Come lets enjoy the Russian anthem together!
All right all right. Whats the use of having a magnificient anthem when the country is down in shambles. The Russian Federation as we know it now is regressing backwards. It has become something of a Kingdom, where your rights to own a car, have a job, get a house etc etc are determined by the King and his Court Advisers, namely Russian President Vladimir Putin and his group of ministers. Citizens now have to pay outrageously high taxes in order to start a business in Russia. In Russia now, if you want to start a business or buy over other business, the best bet is to get acquainted with somebody in the government. The bigger that somebody is, the better. The country may be bathing in petrodollars but the price of oil is bound to drop sooner or later. When that happens, Russia may lose another source of income, not that it has much left to lose anyway...
Hence, I conclude that the present government of the Russian Federation is dysfunctional. The time has come for me to assume the position of President of Russia. Under my reign, Russia shall prosper like its has never before. We shall overtake the Americans, Europeans and Chinese and become the world uberpower! We shall be the first country to send a man to the Sun, a feat deemed impossible by the world. (Our secret: send the man at night).
Therefore without further adue, I shall claim the Presidency of Russia! Hail your new leader! Mwahahahaha...
October 22, 2006
Just came home from watching Death Note with my cousins.
It was a good movie. How I wish I could be as smart as the two lead characters....
The movie is truly about the battle of wits.
Had a friendly chat with my cousins after that. Felt good to be able to converse like good old friends. Felt even better to be treated as a confidante.
I know not what to say to you Jay because I am not you and you are not me. Just know that you're still young and many opptunities await you in your uncharted future. Stay positive.
As for sher.... go celebrate that little personal one yr anniversary yourself~
It was a good movie. How I wish I could be as smart as the two lead characters....
The movie is truly about the battle of wits.
Had a friendly chat with my cousins after that. Felt good to be able to converse like good old friends. Felt even better to be treated as a confidante.
I know not what to say to you Jay because I am not you and you are not me. Just know that you're still young and many opptunities await you in your uncharted future. Stay positive.
As for sher.... go celebrate that little personal one yr anniversary yourself~
October 13, 2006
Today marks the cessation of my mid-tertiary education in Catholic Junior College.
How time flies. I can still remember the 3rd of January 2005.
On that morning, I arrived at the gates of CJC, feeling nervous and shy - I can't remember the last time being surrounded by many many girls(primary school girls doesnt count). We were ushered into the school hall by our JC2 facilitators. They are a bunch of warm-hearted peeps. Inside the air-conditioned hall, I saw the man who would be my principal for the next two years - Brother Paul Rogers. He started his introductory speech with a short reflection on the tsunami that occured in Indonesia then and then gradually, we advanced into the initial stages of our orientation....
Boy. It feels as if that just happened yesterday. Time really flies. Before I knew it, my two years in Cheng Jin's College.... CJC I mean, has come to an end. It has been a memorable chapter of my life because of people like Elleen and Julian but at the same time, it is also a traumatizing one because of people like Ted. I shall mention more about them later.
The bottom line is, I enjoyed my two years tenure in the college. I enjoyed my friends.(sounds wrong but you get the point ya). I enjoyed my teachers. I enjoyed the CJ experience. Period. Anything more I said would be standard responses like "My friends were with me.." or "The people are all very friendly.." etc etc etc. So I shall skip that.
The one person that I would commend most is my beloved home tutor, Mr. Alvin Low Juay Kiang. I swear that he is the best teacher I have had in my 12 yrs of education.
Merits of Mr. Low:
- Never fails to make sure that we understand all our lectures and tutorials.
- Never fails to give us adequate homeworks.
- Never fails to mark our homework meticulously and sincerly.(All the remarks he made for us and all the proper answers he gave us when he returned our tutorials)
- Did his utmost, and more than he should, in helping us through our Project Work. I seriously believe that his the teacher that did most for his class for PW. Remember all the skit rehearsals, dry runs, class presentations? Sorry Mr Low for making you read through my 8 drafts of PI ^^
- Is always willing to help his students... even when they ask for help at inappropriate times of the day(like 1am in the morning)
- Always tried his best to make SD-Civics-NE lessons interesting for us despite our cannot-be-bothered attitude. Seriously, he could have just breeze through whatever he was REQUIRED to teach us and then slack for the rest of the lesson but he didn't. A sense of urgency, we receive only 86400 seconds a day are some of the stuff that I learnt from him during those lessons.
- He cares an awful lot for his students. Just think about the dressing down he gave us after we screwed one of our SPAs. Can anybody actually remember it? He was saying "Its like you know your friend is in danger but you are not allowed to help him." So why don't he just give us the answers in the first place. That way, everyone will be happy.
- Overwhelmingly generous, has a big heart and is a fantastic motivator. Too bad none of us fulfilled the Prelims Pact we made with him. Well, I am just 4 marks away from fulfilling that pact.
- Fiendishly intelligent. I think he got 4 As for his subjects, Merit for his 2 S papers and an A for GP for his 'A' levels. In case you are wondering, Mr. Low hails from Hwa Chong Junior College.
- His a metrosexual. Haha *evil grins*
Well I could go on and on. Just know that the above-mentioned list of merits is inexhaustive. Yeah, Mr. Low is seriously that damn good. Given his caliber, he ought to be the subject head. Must be the Mr. Wee refuse to give place. Then again, Mr Low would be going to HCJC to teach next year. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors!!!
Thanks a million Mr. Alvin Low Juay Kiang for all the efforts you spent on me and the class.
For being such a nice person, I am sure Santa Claus will send you a present this coming Christmas.
Now I shall say something about my fellow classmates.
Elleen Yang: You have been a very nice Discipline Councellor. Thanks for being so tolerant with my retarded antics. I will never forget the times when I poked your bread into oblivion and your expression when you saw your pockmarked bread. Please note that its somewhat impossible for a person to control his fart. So please don't blame me when I happen to fart next to you. It was sheer conincidence. Nice to sit next to you. Lastly, I sincerly apologize for all the mean and insensitive things I said to you and did to you during the past two years.
Novi: Noviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Don't look so stressed all the time. Sometimes its better to take things in its stride. Think too much also no use ok. You have been a very good Chem Rep. Hope your phone will recover soon. Lets meet and go watch Pokemon the Movie 2007 next year. Nah just kidding haha. Come online more frequently ok.
Rizka: As the HTC for our class, I think you have done a so-so job haha. Nonetheless, you're still a great HTC. Good to have your company during Bintan and Mawai. Look forward to your tempehs. Lets meet and eat Carl's Jr. sometime in the future.
Florence: Paris Hilton of 2T15? Nah haha. Dunno what to say also because I seldom interact with you... Oh. You have been a very nice Physics rep. And its not a very nice thing to indulge in making fun of Elleen and me.
Bancha: Yo Boss haha... was good to have your company during the first three months. Take care.
Julian: Mr. Baey Yong Jun! Work harder for GP. Your hair will always be very nice so try not to ask me anymore. Do inform me next time when you discovered the secrets of Area 51 and the Bermuda Triangle. Find one day go your house swim... Elleen also going right?
Ted: You bloody Sick - Smiley Groper. Do you know that you're the first person to touch my virgin chest. Idiot... And you gave me a scar on my chin too. I will be reminded of you whenever I see that scar for the rest of my life ahhhhhhhhhhh. Why you? If only its siren... Anyways, thanks for taking all my cold jokes during class, breaks everywhere. Thanks for all the interesting stuffs you shared with me and the coffee-spilling lesson you taught me last year. Nice neighbour to sit with. Please understand that I am straight. Work hard and enter NUS so you can have all the eye candies you want. *Prays hard that all chio bus will enrol in NTU mwahahahaha*
Ben: Doctor Loh. You are a somewhat intersting entity haha... Nah, nice to have you around. Like Novi, you tend to look quite stressed sometimes. Let nature take its course ok! Must recommend me some aphrodisiac one of these days. Still remember the Bintan bet which you lost? When are you gonna run around half-naked?
Kenneth: You is the master criticizer in the class. Sometimes I find it very hard to communicate with you. Please try not to respond with "Why cannot?" all the time... you won't get a girlfriend that way. Work hard for your accountant dream.
Lunyan: How was tea with Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday haha... Thansk for all the help you gave me for my F maths and chinese hehe. Don't be so slack. Start studying ok. Nice to have another Marist in class. Lets play Rise of Nations soon.
Alphonsus: Everybody, Alphonsus here is a commando in the making. Soon, he will be entering the commando camp for his NS. So don't mess with him when you see him next time. For all you know he will use his tactical skills to overwhelm you haha. One thing I like about you is your directness and frankness - you don't go one big round just to suan somebody and you dare to comment on other people's works (like my NYAA report) truthfully and in front of them. Thanks for all the editing you've done for me. Thanks for all the funny magic cards you shared with me. Please don't treasure your cards like they are your wife. They are just a few pieces of lifeless tree fibers.
Cho Yau: Still remember seeing you sending a girl off in a taxi last year haha. Still dunno why you chose to sit with T19... haiz. Nevermind haha. Summary king, work harder for GP ya.
Gerard: Happy birthday. Now I will remember when your bdae is haha. You're a pretty nice and interesting guy. Your blu-tak corner exhibit are fun to look at. Take care!
Alvin: Alvin ah.... dunno what to say... I like your drawings. And your wavy stomach. Take care. How do you do the finger grabbing trick so that you can trap your friend's hand and then proceed to squeeze his nipples?
Chia Seng: Stop being so blur haha. Its been nice to hang around with you. Wish you and cindy all the best hehe. Must celibate though. Don't try anything funny ok. Work hard for GP, otherwise your 3 As wasted.
Ming Hong: Yo slut! You have been a very good sports buddy siaz haha... please note that I dint pang seh you ok. Its just that either I am not aware that you will be runing or I got something on. Lets see... Rion here is a very romantic guy, he plays the violin, the piano and can dance as well. Plus he do alot of sports, is tanned and most importantly, he has a very defined bod with six pacs and all which he likes to show off. His into classical music that sounds like dying songs to me haha(no offense tho). SO girls, if your looking for a man, give him a chance. Apparently his available again heheehehehehe. Hmm now that I think of it, its quite surprising that I get to be acquainted with you. I mean its like we barely talk to each other during J1 and its only in mid J2 that we started to know each other... If memory serves me correctly, I think it was during a physics lecture and you told me about the wedding ring finger thingy haha... Anyways, that was a fun thing to know. Lest go for late night movies again.
Anthony: I like your shirt during our dinner last night. Still remember the way I played bridge with you during Bintan haha... Take care.
Marc: The Einstein of our class. Very determined as well. Takes two S paper and 4 subs. Good luck with your scholarships and A levels ok!
Jeylani: Yo nice roommate in Bintan yeah. All the stupid stuffs we did there lol.... Good luck!
Hafiz: HMmm dunno what to say again lol... take care ok! Hope you make it into national soccer team!!!
Phew finally... now that when I think about my past two years, its really very nice to know that there are actually some interesting things that happened to me. Things that will go forgotten if not for this blog haha... WEll, I am in a somewhat semi-emotional mood now upon reflecting about my college life. I really dislike coming to the end of something. Then again, nothing gold stays forever. Its imperative for us to move on to find new friends while at the same time, keeping old ones in our hearts.
Enough is said for today. I am sorry if I bored you to death with my ramblings.
Yong Cheng Jin AKA Martin Raphael Sanzio Edmund. CJC 1T15/2T15(2005/2006)
I love CJC 2T15!
How time flies. I can still remember the 3rd of January 2005.
On that morning, I arrived at the gates of CJC, feeling nervous and shy - I can't remember the last time being surrounded by many many girls(primary school girls doesnt count). We were ushered into the school hall by our JC2 facilitators. They are a bunch of warm-hearted peeps. Inside the air-conditioned hall, I saw the man who would be my principal for the next two years - Brother Paul Rogers. He started his introductory speech with a short reflection on the tsunami that occured in Indonesia then and then gradually, we advanced into the initial stages of our orientation....
Boy. It feels as if that just happened yesterday. Time really flies. Before I knew it, my two years in Cheng Jin's College.... CJC I mean, has come to an end. It has been a memorable chapter of my life because of people like Elleen and Julian but at the same time, it is also a traumatizing one because of people like Ted. I shall mention more about them later.
The bottom line is, I enjoyed my two years tenure in the college. I enjoyed my friends.(sounds wrong but you get the point ya). I enjoyed my teachers. I enjoyed the CJ experience. Period. Anything more I said would be standard responses like "My friends were with me.." or "The people are all very friendly.." etc etc etc. So I shall skip that.
The one person that I would commend most is my beloved home tutor, Mr. Alvin Low Juay Kiang. I swear that he is the best teacher I have had in my 12 yrs of education.
Merits of Mr. Low:
- Never fails to make sure that we understand all our lectures and tutorials.
- Never fails to give us adequate homeworks.
- Never fails to mark our homework meticulously and sincerly.(All the remarks he made for us and all the proper answers he gave us when he returned our tutorials)
- Did his utmost, and more than he should, in helping us through our Project Work. I seriously believe that his the teacher that did most for his class for PW. Remember all the skit rehearsals, dry runs, class presentations? Sorry Mr Low for making you read through my 8 drafts of PI ^^
- Is always willing to help his students... even when they ask for help at inappropriate times of the day(like 1am in the morning)
- Always tried his best to make SD-Civics-NE lessons interesting for us despite our cannot-be-bothered attitude. Seriously, he could have just breeze through whatever he was REQUIRED to teach us and then slack for the rest of the lesson but he didn't. A sense of urgency, we receive only 86400 seconds a day are some of the stuff that I learnt from him during those lessons.
- He cares an awful lot for his students. Just think about the dressing down he gave us after we screwed one of our SPAs. Can anybody actually remember it? He was saying "Its like you know your friend is in danger but you are not allowed to help him." So why don't he just give us the answers in the first place. That way, everyone will be happy.
- Overwhelmingly generous, has a big heart and is a fantastic motivator. Too bad none of us fulfilled the Prelims Pact we made with him. Well, I am just 4 marks away from fulfilling that pact.
- Fiendishly intelligent. I think he got 4 As for his subjects, Merit for his 2 S papers and an A for GP for his 'A' levels. In case you are wondering, Mr. Low hails from Hwa Chong Junior College.
- His a metrosexual. Haha *evil grins*
Well I could go on and on. Just know that the above-mentioned list of merits is inexhaustive. Yeah, Mr. Low is seriously that damn good. Given his caliber, he ought to be the subject head. Must be the Mr. Wee refuse to give place. Then again, Mr Low would be going to HCJC to teach next year. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors!!!
Thanks a million Mr. Alvin Low Juay Kiang for all the efforts you spent on me and the class.
For being such a nice person, I am sure Santa Claus will send you a present this coming Christmas.
Now I shall say something about my fellow classmates.
Elleen Yang: You have been a very nice Discipline Councellor. Thanks for being so tolerant with my retarded antics. I will never forget the times when I poked your bread into oblivion and your expression when you saw your pockmarked bread. Please note that its somewhat impossible for a person to control his fart. So please don't blame me when I happen to fart next to you. It was sheer conincidence. Nice to sit next to you. Lastly, I sincerly apologize for all the mean and insensitive things I said to you and did to you during the past two years.
Novi: Noviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Don't look so stressed all the time. Sometimes its better to take things in its stride. Think too much also no use ok. You have been a very good Chem Rep. Hope your phone will recover soon. Lets meet and go watch Pokemon the Movie 2007 next year. Nah just kidding haha. Come online more frequently ok.
Rizka: As the HTC for our class, I think you have done a so-so job haha. Nonetheless, you're still a great HTC. Good to have your company during Bintan and Mawai. Look forward to your tempehs. Lets meet and eat Carl's Jr. sometime in the future.
Florence: Paris Hilton of 2T15? Nah haha. Dunno what to say also because I seldom interact with you... Oh. You have been a very nice Physics rep. And its not a very nice thing to indulge in making fun of Elleen and me.
Bancha: Yo Boss haha... was good to have your company during the first three months. Take care.
Julian: Mr. Baey Yong Jun! Work harder for GP. Your hair will always be very nice so try not to ask me anymore. Do inform me next time when you discovered the secrets of Area 51 and the Bermuda Triangle. Find one day go your house swim... Elleen also going right?
Ted: You bloody Sick - Smiley Groper. Do you know that you're the first person to touch my virgin chest. Idiot... And you gave me a scar on my chin too. I will be reminded of you whenever I see that scar for the rest of my life ahhhhhhhhhhh. Why you? If only its siren... Anyways, thanks for taking all my cold jokes during class, breaks everywhere. Thanks for all the interesting stuffs you shared with me and the coffee-spilling lesson you taught me last year. Nice neighbour to sit with. Please understand that I am straight. Work hard and enter NUS so you can have all the eye candies you want. *Prays hard that all chio bus will enrol in NTU mwahahahaha*
Ben: Doctor Loh. You are a somewhat intersting entity haha... Nah, nice to have you around. Like Novi, you tend to look quite stressed sometimes. Let nature take its course ok! Must recommend me some aphrodisiac one of these days. Still remember the Bintan bet which you lost? When are you gonna run around half-naked?
Kenneth: You is the master criticizer in the class. Sometimes I find it very hard to communicate with you. Please try not to respond with "Why cannot?" all the time... you won't get a girlfriend that way. Work hard for your accountant dream.
Lunyan: How was tea with Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday haha... Thansk for all the help you gave me for my F maths and chinese hehe. Don't be so slack. Start studying ok. Nice to have another Marist in class. Lets play Rise of Nations soon.
Alphonsus: Everybody, Alphonsus here is a commando in the making. Soon, he will be entering the commando camp for his NS. So don't mess with him when you see him next time. For all you know he will use his tactical skills to overwhelm you haha. One thing I like about you is your directness and frankness - you don't go one big round just to suan somebody and you dare to comment on other people's works (like my NYAA report) truthfully and in front of them. Thanks for all the editing you've done for me. Thanks for all the funny magic cards you shared with me. Please don't treasure your cards like they are your wife. They are just a few pieces of lifeless tree fibers.
Cho Yau: Still remember seeing you sending a girl off in a taxi last year haha. Still dunno why you chose to sit with T19... haiz. Nevermind haha. Summary king, work harder for GP ya.
Gerard: Happy birthday. Now I will remember when your bdae is haha. You're a pretty nice and interesting guy. Your blu-tak corner exhibit are fun to look at. Take care!
Alvin: Alvin ah.... dunno what to say... I like your drawings. And your wavy stomach. Take care. How do you do the finger grabbing trick so that you can trap your friend's hand and then proceed to squeeze his nipples?
Chia Seng: Stop being so blur haha. Its been nice to hang around with you. Wish you and cindy all the best hehe. Must celibate though. Don't try anything funny ok. Work hard for GP, otherwise your 3 As wasted.
Ming Hong: Yo slut! You have been a very good sports buddy siaz haha... please note that I dint pang seh you ok. Its just that either I am not aware that you will be runing or I got something on. Lets see... Rion here is a very romantic guy, he plays the violin, the piano and can dance as well. Plus he do alot of sports, is tanned and most importantly, he has a very defined bod with six pacs and all which he likes to show off. His into classical music that sounds like dying songs to me haha(no offense tho). SO girls, if your looking for a man, give him a chance. Apparently his available again heheehehehehe. Hmm now that I think of it, its quite surprising that I get to be acquainted with you. I mean its like we barely talk to each other during J1 and its only in mid J2 that we started to know each other... If memory serves me correctly, I think it was during a physics lecture and you told me about the wedding ring finger thingy haha... Anyways, that was a fun thing to know. Lest go for late night movies again.
Anthony: I like your shirt during our dinner last night. Still remember the way I played bridge with you during Bintan haha... Take care.
Marc: The Einstein of our class. Very determined as well. Takes two S paper and 4 subs. Good luck with your scholarships and A levels ok!
Jeylani: Yo nice roommate in Bintan yeah. All the stupid stuffs we did there lol.... Good luck!
Hafiz: HMmm dunno what to say again lol... take care ok! Hope you make it into national soccer team!!!
Phew finally... now that when I think about my past two years, its really very nice to know that there are actually some interesting things that happened to me. Things that will go forgotten if not for this blog haha... WEll, I am in a somewhat semi-emotional mood now upon reflecting about my college life. I really dislike coming to the end of something. Then again, nothing gold stays forever. Its imperative for us to move on to find new friends while at the same time, keeping old ones in our hearts.
Enough is said for today. I am sorry if I bored you to death with my ramblings.
Yong Cheng Jin AKA Martin Raphael Sanzio Edmund. CJC 1T15/2T15(2005/2006)
I love CJC 2T15!
October 09, 2006
Sighs.
Was awoken up abruptly at around 1am+ by an unfortunate incident at home... Up till now still can't fall asleep. Also dunno whether should say if its an unfortunate or fortunate event.
Sighs.
I still need to go to school and still got a mock exam later at 2.30pm...
I still can't fall asleep.
Perhaps a round of Uncharted Waters will help relieve my insomnia.
Was awoken up abruptly at around 1am+ by an unfortunate incident at home... Up till now still can't fall asleep. Also dunno whether should say if its an unfortunate or fortunate event.
Sighs.
I still need to go to school and still got a mock exam later at 2.30pm...
I still can't fall asleep.
Perhaps a round of Uncharted Waters will help relieve my insomnia.
October 08, 2006
My com is pretty screwed up now. All because of my stupid brother. Dunno downloaded what stuff from some malicious sites and now my com is infected with pop ups and virus-warning signs... Dumbass.
OK. Today I did corrections for my Maths Prelims paper and also tried the 2005 A lvl. maths paper. Finally got something started.
I found a chinese version of Uncharted Waters 2 today. Very happy about it. Also found the chinese version of Uncharted Waters 3 and 4 but can't seem to open them and play. Dunno whats wrong. Oh well~
Hehe drew some pictures again today while taking a break:
A pretty warped version of Major Alex Louis Armstrong, the muscle man in FMA.
The next Harry Potter?
OK. Today I did corrections for my Maths Prelims paper and also tried the 2005 A lvl. maths paper. Finally got something started.
I found a chinese version of Uncharted Waters 2 today. Very happy about it. Also found the chinese version of Uncharted Waters 3 and 4 but can't seem to open them and play. Dunno whats wrong. Oh well~
Hehe drew some pictures again today while taking a break:
A pretty warped version of Major Alex Louis Armstrong, the muscle man in FMA.
The next Harry Potter?
October 07, 2006
I have been procrastinating my time away today... Woke up in the morning with the intention to start revising after breakfast but I became glued to my computer instead.
Told myself that I should relax for awhile and would start studying at 12 noon but I end up playing the com up till 4pm. I thought I would start studying after my Full Metal Alchemist ends at 4.30pm but all I did was just look, yes literally, through my TYS and after less than 30 minutes, I am back to my com again.
I played all the way till 7pm where I had my dinner. Looked through my Prelim papers and after like 30 minutes, I started playing again... I am so hopeless.
My maths mock paper is like 37 hours away and I still haven't start revision proper. I am doomed for my A levels.
Found the hex editor, otherwise known as cheat, for my uncharted waters this afternoon and tweak my character's stats to uber-ness. Mwahahaha.
Check this out:
W/o the cheats, I would take about 80 days in the game to up one navigational level. That is equivalent to 20-25 minutes in the real world. So, I would need roughly 19 hours to achieve 50 levels.
W/o the cheats, I would take about many days in the game to up on battle level. That is equivalent to about 2 hours in the real world. I need 100 hours to achieve 50 levels.
With the cheat, all I need is just 2 minutes and my character would become invincible. So can you see the benefits of the cheats now? Do note that there are more than the above two stats to raise before ubernizing of a character is possible. They include Knowledge, Seamanship, Leadership, Courage etc etc. Imagine trying to max them the orthodox way... What a waste of time!
This is why that exists smart and not-so-smart people.
You might disagree with my doings and label me as a bloody cheater but you have to realised that not all game, especially monotonous ones, are worth playing through orthodoxically. And its just a game, so don't get too serious about it.
Should I continue playing somemore or go to sleep now and wake up early tomorrow to revise...
I think I will just play for awhile more... yes, just a while more...
Told myself that I should relax for awhile and would start studying at 12 noon but I end up playing the com up till 4pm. I thought I would start studying after my Full Metal Alchemist ends at 4.30pm but all I did was just look, yes literally, through my TYS and after less than 30 minutes, I am back to my com again.
I played all the way till 7pm where I had my dinner. Looked through my Prelim papers and after like 30 minutes, I started playing again... I am so hopeless.
My maths mock paper is like 37 hours away and I still haven't start revision proper. I am doomed for my A levels.
Found the hex editor, otherwise known as cheat, for my uncharted waters this afternoon and tweak my character's stats to uber-ness. Mwahahaha.
Check this out:
W/o the cheats, I would take about 80 days in the game to up one navigational level. That is equivalent to 20-25 minutes in the real world. So, I would need roughly 19 hours to achieve 50 levels.
W/o the cheats, I would take about many days in the game to up on battle level. That is equivalent to about 2 hours in the real world. I need 100 hours to achieve 50 levels.
With the cheat, all I need is just 2 minutes and my character would become invincible. So can you see the benefits of the cheats now? Do note that there are more than the above two stats to raise before ubernizing of a character is possible. They include Knowledge, Seamanship, Leadership, Courage etc etc. Imagine trying to max them the orthodox way... What a waste of time!
This is why that exists smart and not-so-smart people.
You might disagree with my doings and label me as a bloody cheater but you have to realised that not all game, especially monotonous ones, are worth playing through orthodoxically. And its just a game, so don't get too serious about it.
Should I continue playing somemore or go to sleep now and wake up early tomorrow to revise...
I think I will just play for awhile more... yes, just a while more...
September 25, 2006
Woke up at 4.30am feeling really bad. My whole body was on fire. Even my mattress was hot. My throat was really sore and my nose were stucked - I can only breathe through my mouth which aren't helping my already sore throat...
Doc says I didn't get enough sleep. So I slept for the whole day today. Now my back aches.
Felt really terrible when I am awake. Headaches, warm body, coldness, blocked nose, sore throat, dry mouth, bad breath, oily face ugh~ Plus, with all these plauging me, its really hard to fall asleep.
Finally got better in the night.
Won't be attending school tomorrow because my MC says so...
Hope I will recover tomorrow.
*5am in the morning....*
Mom: Cheng jin, why you wake up so early?
Cheng jin: Not suang la, think got fever..
Mom: Aiyo, again? You that day go swim got touch the water is it?
Cheng jin: ........
Mom will always be mom
Doc says I didn't get enough sleep. So I slept for the whole day today. Now my back aches.
Felt really terrible when I am awake. Headaches, warm body, coldness, blocked nose, sore throat, dry mouth, bad breath, oily face ugh~ Plus, with all these plauging me, its really hard to fall asleep.
Finally got better in the night.
Won't be attending school tomorrow because my MC says so...
Hope I will recover tomorrow.
*5am in the morning....*
Mom: Cheng jin, why you wake up so early?
Cheng jin: Not suang la, think got fever..
Mom: Aiyo, again? You that day go swim got touch the water is it?
Cheng jin: ........
Mom will always be mom
September 24, 2006
Ugh, falling sick again.
Sore throat.
Heavy head.
Lethargy.
Symptons of an oncoming fever.
Somebody help me. I don't wanna fall sick.
I went to eat KFC for lunch with JJ this afternoon and saw you-know-who at Long John's Silver. JJ was so happy.
Thought of watching movie but somebody already watched all the shows that were released so far. Went home instead.
Just installed a new online game today - the Legend of Ares. The gameplay is similar to Diablo 2 and pretty fun according to me cousins. Hence, I decided to try it out. I kind of got sick of Maple already.
"Somebody saveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me. I don't care how you do it just saveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *thump*...." - Quoter just collapse due to shortness of breath
Sore throat.
Heavy head.
Lethargy.
Symptons of an oncoming fever.
Somebody help me. I don't wanna fall sick.
I went to eat KFC for lunch with JJ this afternoon and saw you-know-who at Long John's Silver. JJ was so happy.
Thought of watching movie but somebody already watched all the shows that were released so far. Went home instead.
Just installed a new online game today - the Legend of Ares. The gameplay is similar to Diablo 2 and pretty fun according to me cousins. Hence, I decided to try it out. I kind of got sick of Maple already.
"Somebody saveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me. I don't care how you do it just saveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *thump*...." - Quoter just collapse due to shortness of breath
Yay, got a new blog skin. I finally bested my moronic computer. WOOOO~ This proves that machines can never defeat humans!!!
Went to Seraphina's b-day party today. Somehow I feel that the party is less eventful compared to previous ones. Well, at least I get to swim a few laps haha. I really needed that exercise: felt so shiok to get my body worked out. We had BBQ at the BBQ pit for the night and some of the food looks really tasty but I can't eat them all because of the lunch I ate in the afternoon. Will talk more about that later. I just sat down with Sher, Sher's friend Hui Ting, JJ, Sebas, Sebas' girlfriend Jie Ying next to the pit and chill off for the night.
I took a plate of Bee Hoon, meatballs and fishballs which were all cold(eww~) and since I can't just throw them away, I ate them with joy and pride. After awhile, the kids, Sera's friends, started throwing water bombs at each other haha. It was fun initially watching them bombard each other but our enjoyment was shortlived because the father of one the kids came complaining to us. Apparently, his son's handphone was in his pocket and it got wet, presumeably spoilt as well, during the bombard. He looked very unhappy and was asking us how could we just let the children play with water and he even shouted at the kids, telling them that its very very very wrong to run and play on the road. I was like "What the heck is this guy's problem?" I agreed with my Da Biao Sao, who said that this man has no right to scold the kids because they are under her jurisdiction, if I may use the word. Besides, its a BIRTHDAY PARTY for goodness sake. What do we do during a birthday party? We play and let loose everything. So its really ridiculous when he asks us "How could you people let the children play with water?!?!?!". Furthermore, its his son that wants to play the water bomb in the first place so if his handphone is spoilt because of it, he should blame himself and not us since he himself didn't remove the handphone from his pocket.
That incident didn't dampen the party's mood and everything goes on as usual. Sebas was like telling us how he would bash that man up if its his party... he kept talking about this 12th scroll which I have no idea what it is. Somebody please enlighten me.
We jumped into the pool after that and I challenge Sher to the dog-style swimming which, needless to say, I won. We swam for abit before Hui Ting needs to leave. Sher sent her off to the taxi stand and we got back to our seats where to talk cock and all. Thats about it for the rest of the night, we just sat down, chit chat, ate some stuff here and there etc etc etc. I had some sort of a mini old song singing competition with Jie Ying haha... stupid me~ Went home at around 9.50pm.
Before going to the party, I went to PS with Sher and JJ to buy presents for Sera. Somebody took the chance to buy a new shirt for herself. Then we went to have Carl's Jr for lunch. JJ ordered a Western Double Bacon Cheeseburger while I ordered a burger which the waitress claimed to be the largest in the stall. However, my burger seemed to be smaller than JJ's. hmmm... Anyways, lunch was freaking funny because we were like cracking lame jokes throughout and theres even this minor 'earthquake' lol....
In the end, Jay can only finish half of his burger and I ate half of the remaining for him. SO, I took in 1.25 Carl's Jr Burger for lunch, which explains why I don't feel like eating much during the BBQ. Next time, when eating burgers, or any bread stuff, don't drink too much water. The reason is once the water and burger, or bread, mixed in your stomach, the bread will expand and make you feel full faster.
Had an argument with my mother when I got home. Don't feel like talking about it. Just know that I am very displeased. Adults always think they are right and we must always submit to their every whims.
"I will be back!"
Went to Seraphina's b-day party today. Somehow I feel that the party is less eventful compared to previous ones. Well, at least I get to swim a few laps haha. I really needed that exercise: felt so shiok to get my body worked out. We had BBQ at the BBQ pit for the night and some of the food looks really tasty but I can't eat them all because of the lunch I ate in the afternoon. Will talk more about that later. I just sat down with Sher, Sher's friend Hui Ting, JJ, Sebas, Sebas' girlfriend Jie Ying next to the pit and chill off for the night.
I took a plate of Bee Hoon, meatballs and fishballs which were all cold(eww~) and since I can't just throw them away, I ate them with joy and pride. After awhile, the kids, Sera's friends, started throwing water bombs at each other haha. It was fun initially watching them bombard each other but our enjoyment was shortlived because the father of one the kids came complaining to us. Apparently, his son's handphone was in his pocket and it got wet, presumeably spoilt as well, during the bombard. He looked very unhappy and was asking us how could we just let the children play with water and he even shouted at the kids, telling them that its very very very wrong to run and play on the road. I was like "What the heck is this guy's problem?" I agreed with my Da Biao Sao, who said that this man has no right to scold the kids because they are under her jurisdiction, if I may use the word. Besides, its a BIRTHDAY PARTY for goodness sake. What do we do during a birthday party? We play and let loose everything. So its really ridiculous when he asks us "How could you people let the children play with water?!?!?!". Furthermore, its his son that wants to play the water bomb in the first place so if his handphone is spoilt because of it, he should blame himself and not us since he himself didn't remove the handphone from his pocket.
That incident didn't dampen the party's mood and everything goes on as usual. Sebas was like telling us how he would bash that man up if its his party... he kept talking about this 12th scroll which I have no idea what it is. Somebody please enlighten me.
We jumped into the pool after that and I challenge Sher to the dog-style swimming which, needless to say, I won. We swam for abit before Hui Ting needs to leave. Sher sent her off to the taxi stand and we got back to our seats where to talk cock and all. Thats about it for the rest of the night, we just sat down, chit chat, ate some stuff here and there etc etc etc. I had some sort of a mini old song singing competition with Jie Ying haha... stupid me~ Went home at around 9.50pm.
Before going to the party, I went to PS with Sher and JJ to buy presents for Sera. Somebody took the chance to buy a new shirt for herself. Then we went to have Carl's Jr for lunch. JJ ordered a Western Double Bacon Cheeseburger while I ordered a burger which the waitress claimed to be the largest in the stall. However, my burger seemed to be smaller than JJ's. hmmm... Anyways, lunch was freaking funny because we were like cracking lame jokes throughout and theres even this minor 'earthquake' lol....
In the end, Jay can only finish half of his burger and I ate half of the remaining for him. SO, I took in 1.25 Carl's Jr Burger for lunch, which explains why I don't feel like eating much during the BBQ. Next time, when eating burgers, or any bread stuff, don't drink too much water. The reason is once the water and burger, or bread, mixed in your stomach, the bread will expand and make you feel full faster.
Had an argument with my mother when I got home. Don't feel like talking about it. Just know that I am very displeased. Adults always think they are right and we must always submit to their every whims.
"I will be back!"
September 22, 2006
Just returned home from watching ''The Haunted Apartments". Its not a very nice show but it isn't obscenely bad either, I would say its just an average show. Not scary at all, much to my disappointment although there were some parts that were somewhat disgusting. I doubt if you are not as tolerant as me then you should skip this show because most of the film is narrative and not much action. The ending is kinky though hehe...
Saddified.
Spent the whole afternoon trying to redesign my blog into something nicer and I ended with my present interface. All because of my bloody computer. For some reason my computer can't 'read' and display the nicer interfaces which I found. Damn this inbecile machine.
Was bathing this morning at 2am+ and suddenly saw a cockacroach crawling around the bathroom floor. It was PEEKING at me! For that, I 'piak' it into the sewer hole. And pour down some bleach for good measures. Then, when I opened my toilet door, I saw another cockaroach; it was on the bathroom mat. Gosh. I flatten it with a newspaper roll... which have Zoe's face on it haha. Too bad it didnt got stuck on the face~
The sides of my chest are aching..
I want to get a nicer interface! But I need to get a new computer first... Damn
Spent the whole afternoon trying to redesign my blog into something nicer and I ended with my present interface. All because of my bloody computer. For some reason my computer can't 'read' and display the nicer interfaces which I found. Damn this inbecile machine.
Was bathing this morning at 2am+ and suddenly saw a cockacroach crawling around the bathroom floor. It was PEEKING at me! For that, I 'piak' it into the sewer hole. And pour down some bleach for good measures. Then, when I opened my toilet door, I saw another cockaroach; it was on the bathroom mat. Gosh. I flatten it with a newspaper roll... which have Zoe's face on it haha. Too bad it didnt got stuck on the face~
The sides of my chest are aching..
I want to get a nicer interface! But I need to get a new computer first... Damn
September 21, 2006
While waiting for the ship to land at Orbis, I decided to blog.
Hwahhhhhhh. Its finally over. Two grueling weeks.. no three in fact, the one week holiday is not a holiday in my opinion. After three weeks of mugging, I can finally take a breather. *Breathes in* *Breathes out*
Awwww, the air tastes as great as ever. However, I do realized that the cessation of my preliminary examinations only means the inception of my 'A' levels examinations. Good grief. When will this Vicious Cycle ever end? One after the other, our beloved Ministry of Education [PAP rocks!] threw these examinations at us....
Oh well, at least I get to slack abit for the time being and I think thats the most important thing.
*Ship landed at Orbis. Proceeding to book a ticket to Ludibrium now.*
Wooo, super lucky. The ship to Ludibrium arrived immediately when I reached the station.
Anyways, yeah, the most important thing that matters is that I get some rest for the time being.
Ted came over yesterday and helped my fixed my Maple Story configuration. Thanks to his wondrous skills and inexhaustive knowledge about Maple, I can finally continue Mapling. I get to slack abit. I get to Maple. What could be a better combination at this kind of time hehe.
We played abit of PS2 after that. Wanted to play Dynasty Warriors but too bad, my second controller can't work in the game.
Since we can't play Dynasty Warriors, I decided to have a Bra and Panties Match with Ted - on the PS2 that is haha.. what were you thinking? Played abit of Gran Turismo as well which I totally sucked at.
When Ted went home, I kind of sympatize with him because he has to spend close to 1hr in order to get home. But on second thought, since he is Ted, I guess it doesn't really matter.
I feel so rigid. Havent done any exercise for the past three weeks. Will be going swimming later on in the day.
*Ship just departed from Orbis, heading towards Ludibrium.*
*Finally arrived at Ludibrium.*
Off to Maple...
"He can walk. He can sing. He's even going to play tennis." - Venezuelean President Hugo Chavez commenting on Fidel Castro, after the Cuban leader underwent an intestinal surgery.
Hwahhhhhhh. Its finally over. Two grueling weeks.. no three in fact, the one week holiday is not a holiday in my opinion. After three weeks of mugging, I can finally take a breather. *Breathes in* *Breathes out*
Awwww, the air tastes as great as ever. However, I do realized that the cessation of my preliminary examinations only means the inception of my 'A' levels examinations. Good grief. When will this Vicious Cycle ever end? One after the other, our beloved Ministry of Education [PAP rocks!] threw these examinations at us....
Oh well, at least I get to slack abit for the time being and I think thats the most important thing.
*Ship landed at Orbis. Proceeding to book a ticket to Ludibrium now.*
Wooo, super lucky. The ship to Ludibrium arrived immediately when I reached the station.
Anyways, yeah, the most important thing that matters is that I get some rest for the time being.
Ted came over yesterday and helped my fixed my Maple Story configuration. Thanks to his wondrous skills and inexhaustive knowledge about Maple, I can finally continue Mapling. I get to slack abit. I get to Maple. What could be a better combination at this kind of time hehe.
We played abit of PS2 after that. Wanted to play Dynasty Warriors but too bad, my second controller can't work in the game.
Since we can't play Dynasty Warriors, I decided to have a Bra and Panties Match with Ted - on the PS2 that is haha.. what were you thinking? Played abit of Gran Turismo as well which I totally sucked at.
When Ted went home, I kind of sympatize with him because he has to spend close to 1hr in order to get home. But on second thought, since he is Ted, I guess it doesn't really matter.
I feel so rigid. Havent done any exercise for the past three weeks. Will be going swimming later on in the day.
*Ship just departed from Orbis, heading towards Ludibrium.*
*Finally arrived at Ludibrium.*
Off to Maple...
"He can walk. He can sing. He's even going to play tennis." - Venezuelean President Hugo Chavez commenting on Fidel Castro, after the Cuban leader underwent an intestinal surgery.
September 18, 2006
September 17, 2006
I hate stats.
I really hate stats.
I truly hate stats.
I sincerly hope that all Stats topics would burn in a very hot place.
I hate stats.
I abhor stats.
I walked home yesterday because I missed my bus and I needed some exercise as well. I was walking along the pavement outside Revenue House and then a bunch of tree branches fell and landed about 1 metre in front of me. Had I walked at a slightly faster speed, it would have landed right on me. I was intrigued by this minor incident. To be more exact, I was intrigued by time.
You see, like I said earlier, the branches would have landed on me if I walked faster. Then again, if I did not do some pull-ups with my friends after the paper and went straight home instead, walking at the same speed along the same path, I would have been hit by the branches. Or, if I did not go to the toilet after the paper, did not do the pull ups and went straight home, I would have caught my bus and ride it home. Then I would not know about the branches falling down and I would not be here writing about it. Its pretty interesting to see how a few minutes can alter a small part of your life. And a large part of it as well in some cases.
The mysteries of time. How fascinating.
Lots of us think we know what time is, but it is hard to define. You can not literally see or touch time, but you can see its effects. The evidence that we are moving through time is found in everything -- our bodies age, buildings weather and crumble, trees grow. Most of us feel the pressure of time as we are pushed to meet deadlines and make appointments. Our lives are often dictated by what time we need to be somewhere.
Wouldn't it be great if we could control time and travel to it. The possibilities are infinite. We can do a gazillion and one things if we ever get our hands on time travelling technology. However, unfortunately, I believe I won't be able to witness such marvels during my lifetime. Well, I guess I have nothing much to lose because I also believe future generations might not be able to witness is either. Perhaps those 'very future' generations might but definitely not those 'near future' ones.
There are simply too many problems accompanying time travel if it is possible and these problems are often unsolvable. If I am born in 1988, how can I exist in say, 1955? Lets look at this scenario: I, the smartest kick-ass genius in the whole world, created a time machine while I am still in year 2006, struggling to get through my prelims and A levels. I travelled all the way back to year 0001 A.D. I saw my ultra-super-hyper great grandfather, assuming I have the ability to, and I killed him. Now that he is dead, will I still exist? If yes, then we will have this extremely complicated paradox. How is it possible that I can continue to exist since the source of my ancestry, my ultra grandfather, is dead? It wouldn't make sense would it? Then again, if I cease to exist, do I simply just vanish into thin air? Where would I go to? What will become of me? How about the rest of my family? How about my other dead family members? Therefore, if we just change abit, a tiny weeny bit, of the past, an infinite amount of paradoxes might be created as well. Besides, if I created the time machine in 2006, can it really bring me back to 0001? Can it even bring me back to 2005?
The above mentioned paradox is known as the grandfather paradox to the scientists who are trying to work out the mysteries of time now.
Another theory regarding time travel brings up the idea of parallel universes, or alternative histories. Let's say that I did travel back to meet my ultra grandfather. In the theory of parallel universes, I may have traveled to another universe, one that is similar to ours, but has a different succession of events. For instance, if I were to really kill my ultra grandfather, or any other ancestors, I've only killed that person in one universe, which is no longer the universe that I exist in. And if I then try to travel back to my own time, I may end up in another parallel universe and never be able to get back to the universe I started in.
The idea here is that every action causes the creation of a new universe, and that there are an infinite number of universes that exist. When I killed my ancestor, I created a new universe, a universe that was identical to my own up until the time I changed the original succession of events.
Confused yet? Welcome to the world of time travel. Just imagine how complicated the ticket prices will be.
Actually, most of us may not have realise it but we are all we are all time travelers. As you sit at your desk, doing nothing more than reading my blog, time is traveling around you. The future is constantly being transformed into the past with the present only lasting for a fleeting moment. Everything that you are doing right now is quickly moving into the past, which means we continue to move through time.
The mysteries of time travel. How fascinating.
Gosh, I could keep going on haha. Can't help it. This kinda of things are my favourite topic.
All in all, no one has successfully demonstrated time travel, but no one has been able to rule it out either. So perhaps I shall be a little bit more optimistic.
"Time is resistant to simple definition.'' - Carl Sagan
I really hate stats.
I truly hate stats.
I sincerly hope that all Stats topics would burn in a very hot place.
I hate stats.
I abhor stats.
I walked home yesterday because I missed my bus and I needed some exercise as well. I was walking along the pavement outside Revenue House and then a bunch of tree branches fell and landed about 1 metre in front of me. Had I walked at a slightly faster speed, it would have landed right on me. I was intrigued by this minor incident. To be more exact, I was intrigued by time.
You see, like I said earlier, the branches would have landed on me if I walked faster. Then again, if I did not do some pull-ups with my friends after the paper and went straight home instead, walking at the same speed along the same path, I would have been hit by the branches. Or, if I did not go to the toilet after the paper, did not do the pull ups and went straight home, I would have caught my bus and ride it home. Then I would not know about the branches falling down and I would not be here writing about it. Its pretty interesting to see how a few minutes can alter a small part of your life. And a large part of it as well in some cases.
The mysteries of time. How fascinating.
Lots of us think we know what time is, but it is hard to define. You can not literally see or touch time, but you can see its effects. The evidence that we are moving through time is found in everything -- our bodies age, buildings weather and crumble, trees grow. Most of us feel the pressure of time as we are pushed to meet deadlines and make appointments. Our lives are often dictated by what time we need to be somewhere.
Wouldn't it be great if we could control time and travel to it. The possibilities are infinite. We can do a gazillion and one things if we ever get our hands on time travelling technology. However, unfortunately, I believe I won't be able to witness such marvels during my lifetime. Well, I guess I have nothing much to lose because I also believe future generations might not be able to witness is either. Perhaps those 'very future' generations might but definitely not those 'near future' ones.
There are simply too many problems accompanying time travel if it is possible and these problems are often unsolvable. If I am born in 1988, how can I exist in say, 1955? Lets look at this scenario: I, the smartest kick-ass genius in the whole world, created a time machine while I am still in year 2006, struggling to get through my prelims and A levels. I travelled all the way back to year 0001 A.D. I saw my ultra-super-hyper great grandfather, assuming I have the ability to, and I killed him. Now that he is dead, will I still exist? If yes, then we will have this extremely complicated paradox. How is it possible that I can continue to exist since the source of my ancestry, my ultra grandfather, is dead? It wouldn't make sense would it? Then again, if I cease to exist, do I simply just vanish into thin air? Where would I go to? What will become of me? How about the rest of my family? How about my other dead family members? Therefore, if we just change abit, a tiny weeny bit, of the past, an infinite amount of paradoxes might be created as well. Besides, if I created the time machine in 2006, can it really bring me back to 0001? Can it even bring me back to 2005?
The above mentioned paradox is known as the grandfather paradox to the scientists who are trying to work out the mysteries of time now.
Another theory regarding time travel brings up the idea of parallel universes, or alternative histories. Let's say that I did travel back to meet my ultra grandfather. In the theory of parallel universes, I may have traveled to another universe, one that is similar to ours, but has a different succession of events. For instance, if I were to really kill my ultra grandfather, or any other ancestors, I've only killed that person in one universe, which is no longer the universe that I exist in. And if I then try to travel back to my own time, I may end up in another parallel universe and never be able to get back to the universe I started in.
The idea here is that every action causes the creation of a new universe, and that there are an infinite number of universes that exist. When I killed my ancestor, I created a new universe, a universe that was identical to my own up until the time I changed the original succession of events.
Confused yet? Welcome to the world of time travel. Just imagine how complicated the ticket prices will be.
Actually, most of us may not have realise it but we are all we are all time travelers. As you sit at your desk, doing nothing more than reading my blog, time is traveling around you. The future is constantly being transformed into the past with the present only lasting for a fleeting moment. Everything that you are doing right now is quickly moving into the past, which means we continue to move through time.
The mysteries of time travel. How fascinating.
Gosh, I could keep going on haha. Can't help it. This kinda of things are my favourite topic.
All in all, no one has successfully demonstrated time travel, but no one has been able to rule it out either. So perhaps I shall be a little bit more optimistic.
"Time is resistant to simple definition.'' - Carl Sagan
September 14, 2006
Now my MSN can't work. My com would just hang when I tried to open it. Blast this bloody retarded machine. I am very sure that on the day I buy a new com, an AlienWare perhaps, I would crush this stupid machine with a sledgehammer! Sometimes really can't stand it. It would just hang at the wrong time. And when it can hang, it dun.
The irony of it all is, here I am cursing this rotten machine but I still need it - to play my Uncharted Waters and Maple Story, to surf the net etc etc. Hmmm good practice for GP mwhahahahahaha~
I have that nasty feeling of going to fall ill again. Have been sleeping 5hours for the past few nights. Shit. I didn't expect the mass of Uncharted Waters to be so colossal - so much so that I am attracted to it once I finished studying and wun stop playing it till like 12am++ I wonder whats becoming of me, I mean its the exam period now and I am still fooling around. Cheng jin ah cheng jin, you better buck up or else you will end up with no place in this competition-infested society.
I really think the world was a much better place in the past. No competition and people can like live their life the way they want it - explorer, the arts, pirates just to name a few. The norm now is to like get a job with a stable pay and all would be fine. I am not saying we cannot be what we want in this time and age but it has become more difficult for us to fufill our dreams. Diplomas, degrees, scholarships - these pieces of paper are needed if we want to pursue our goals in our selected career path. How amusing. A few pieces of paper can actually raise your social level and help you become what you want to be. The paradox is, these are just paper, yet they are insanely difficult to obtain. At this rate, I am gonna get A for GP mwhahahahahaahahahaahaha~
Anyways, if I can time travel, I would opt to go back to the 1500s, the age of the world set in my Uncharted Waters, the age of exploration. I would build up a fleet from scratch and traverse the vast oceans in search of new and exotic lands. I would scale through the rough storms during my travels and defeat any pirates, or other fleets, that are courageous enough to attack me. I can continue dreaming the whole day man.
The cause of the ever-increasing competition in our world today and Globalisation can be traced back to a single source - the growth of the human population. Thats quite duh~ but yeah. Perhaps I should become a weapon scientist in the future so that I can create weapons of much-more-massive destruction (WMMMD) and use them to control the population so as to create my ideal world, one with no competition blah blah blah.. For that, I would need to create something much more powerful than nuclear bombs. This reminded me of an extremely destructive weapon - resonance! If I could somehow make, say, China, vibrate at is natural frequency, then I would be able to get rid of 1.6billion people! woooooooooo..........................................
I am gonna go sleep.
"The Shagohod is a mobile nuclear misslie launcher that is capable of launching nuclear missiles on any terrain and it requires no support unit. Just pop in a nuclear missile and you will have it in your enemy's home in no time."
The irony of it all is, here I am cursing this rotten machine but I still need it - to play my Uncharted Waters and Maple Story, to surf the net etc etc. Hmmm good practice for GP mwhahahahahaha~
I have that nasty feeling of going to fall ill again. Have been sleeping 5hours for the past few nights. Shit. I didn't expect the mass of Uncharted Waters to be so colossal - so much so that I am attracted to it once I finished studying and wun stop playing it till like 12am++ I wonder whats becoming of me, I mean its the exam period now and I am still fooling around. Cheng jin ah cheng jin, you better buck up or else you will end up with no place in this competition-infested society.
I really think the world was a much better place in the past. No competition and people can like live their life the way they want it - explorer, the arts, pirates just to name a few. The norm now is to like get a job with a stable pay and all would be fine. I am not saying we cannot be what we want in this time and age but it has become more difficult for us to fufill our dreams. Diplomas, degrees, scholarships - these pieces of paper are needed if we want to pursue our goals in our selected career path. How amusing. A few pieces of paper can actually raise your social level and help you become what you want to be. The paradox is, these are just paper, yet they are insanely difficult to obtain. At this rate, I am gonna get A for GP mwhahahahahaahahahaahaha~
Anyways, if I can time travel, I would opt to go back to the 1500s, the age of the world set in my Uncharted Waters, the age of exploration. I would build up a fleet from scratch and traverse the vast oceans in search of new and exotic lands. I would scale through the rough storms during my travels and defeat any pirates, or other fleets, that are courageous enough to attack me. I can continue dreaming the whole day man.
The cause of the ever-increasing competition in our world today and Globalisation can be traced back to a single source - the growth of the human population. Thats quite duh~ but yeah. Perhaps I should become a weapon scientist in the future so that I can create weapons of much-more-massive destruction (WMMMD) and use them to control the population so as to create my ideal world, one with no competition blah blah blah.. For that, I would need to create something much more powerful than nuclear bombs. This reminded me of an extremely destructive weapon - resonance! If I could somehow make, say, China, vibrate at is natural frequency, then I would be able to get rid of 1.6billion people! woooooooooo..........................................
I am gonna go sleep.
"The Shagohod is a mobile nuclear misslie launcher that is capable of launching nuclear missiles on any terrain and it requires no support unit. Just pop in a nuclear missile and you will have it in your enemy's home in no time."
September 13, 2006
Ok. Great. I didn't touch the computer for the whole day, except for now. After breakfast, I started doing F maths , all the way till 9+ pm. Pro right. haha~
For no apparent reason, my phone was spoilt. Its stopwatch function stopped working and my selected ringing tone didnt sound when others call me. Instead, when I receive a call, the ringing tone that plays is this wierd, cracking and hissing sounds with someone growling, as if in extreme pain, in the background.... Nah just kidding. haha. But anyway, the ringing tone is down and my phone does not play the ringing tone that I selected. I should get it to the service centre soon. Perhaps I could take this chance to upgrade to my beloved N73. Nihihihihihi...
All right I didn't crap this part. While I am waiting for my computer to start up, I could hear some creaking sounds coming from my kitchen window(my com is in the living room which is next to the kitchen). I went to see what it is but there is nothing and the sound stopped when I went near the window. Then the creaking sounds started again when I sat down in front of my computer. I went to see a second time and again theres nothing. Then when I sat down, it started again~~~ In my opinion, it sounds like something is climbing across the window grills. I almost wanted to stand up and bend down and look at the kitchen windows through my legs cause according to The Eye 10, a horror film, you will be able to see ghosts in that position. However, I decided against it because I do not want to risk being traumatised on the eve of my F maths paper. Besides, the sounds have stopped now. And when I took a picture of my kitchen window with my phone, nothing out of the ordinary appeared on the picture.
Perhaps its just the wind.
Or is it?
Gonna go play my Uncharted Waters for awhile before sleeping.
"Its so unfair, the three of you have saw the ghosts but I haven't. I don't care. I wanna see one tonight. Otherwise we are not going home!" - a character in The Eye 10. Be careful what you wish for. (For some reason, a chilly feeling went thru my body while typing the above quote. I hope its just me....)
For no apparent reason, my phone was spoilt. Its stopwatch function stopped working and my selected ringing tone didnt sound when others call me. Instead, when I receive a call, the ringing tone that plays is this wierd, cracking and hissing sounds with someone growling, as if in extreme pain, in the background.... Nah just kidding. haha. But anyway, the ringing tone is down and my phone does not play the ringing tone that I selected. I should get it to the service centre soon. Perhaps I could take this chance to upgrade to my beloved N73. Nihihihihihi...
All right I didn't crap this part. While I am waiting for my computer to start up, I could hear some creaking sounds coming from my kitchen window(my com is in the living room which is next to the kitchen). I went to see what it is but there is nothing and the sound stopped when I went near the window. Then the creaking sounds started again when I sat down in front of my computer. I went to see a second time and again theres nothing. Then when I sat down, it started again~~~ In my opinion, it sounds like something is climbing across the window grills. I almost wanted to stand up and bend down and look at the kitchen windows through my legs cause according to The Eye 10, a horror film, you will be able to see ghosts in that position. However, I decided against it because I do not want to risk being traumatised on the eve of my F maths paper. Besides, the sounds have stopped now. And when I took a picture of my kitchen window with my phone, nothing out of the ordinary appeared on the picture.
Perhaps its just the wind.
Or is it?
Gonna go play my Uncharted Waters for awhile before sleeping.
"Its so unfair, the three of you have saw the ghosts but I haven't. I don't care. I wanna see one tonight. Otherwise we are not going home!" - a character in The Eye 10. Be careful what you wish for. (For some reason, a chilly feeling went thru my body while typing the above quote. I hope its just me....)
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