Oh my gosh, its a tray of STEAMING BARBEQUED PORK BUN! So mouth-watering!

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I am not so sure... but hey, don't worry guys. These are AUTHENTIC char siew buns. Their fillings are pork meat so don't worry and dig in. I am just feeling rather disturbed by the HUMAN MEAT BUN movie which I watched just now. The first film which disturbed me to the extent which I was traumatized is HOSTEL. And now, this HUMAN MEAT BUN sends the same bone-chilling feeling down my spine. Ugh. Its horrible. Total madness! I won't bother to go into details about the plot. Basically its very simple; murderer plays mahjong. murderer lost. murderer not happy. murdered killed the players. murderer plays mahjong again. murderer wins. losers dun wanna pay up. murderer killed the sore losers. murderer hires a worker. worker too bitchy. murderer silenced the worker forever and it goes on and on. 

Why don't you just look at some of the scenes from the movie. Obviously it is going to be gory pictures. If you know that you cant take it but still purposely want to look at it then I am not going to be responsible for whatever happens to you.

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Witness the historic moment in the history of Biology! This is how our modern anatomy charts come about you know.

Now what did the murderer says he was cooking... erm... pig intestines soup I think. Except the ingredients have nothing to do with pork at all. So... its Halal?

Ho ho ho. Our butt may be the smelliest area but the meat there is the most tender as well. Appetizing, don't you think?

What does it look like?

One of the most fascinating invention of our times. It reduces the time of meat grinding to a minimum! 

And thanks to the meat grinder, we can have a full tray of fresh meat buns by the next morning!

Do I have to say anymore about what happened to the woman? I mean look at that position and the bunch of bloody chopsticks. Get the picture?

What was the thing that just dropped off?

YOUR MEAT IS MINE!

A beautiful display of art... or NOT!

Rest in pieces...

All in all, this show is a true classic horror flick! After watching so much, I guess I have to say humans are far more scary than ghosts. The latter will only disturb you if you offended them or if you are damn suay (but its pretty rare and its another story all together) but the former... some of them will stop at nothing just to satisfy their desires and greed. We can be considered the one of the ugliest beings on this planet... not our face but our heart. 

This HUMAN MEAT BUN (and other gore movies) may be fictional but it was created by the human mind. If a person can think of such grotesque topic for a movie... I won't be surprised if the real thing were to happen in the real world. In fact, if you were to do some research on the net, you will realize that there are actually several such incidents that have occurred already. It is a cruel world... it is.

OH MY GOSH! I want to have my Pikachu lunchbox  as well!

Paris Hilton's Barbie Christmas gift

Paris Hilton's Christmas present to herself - a pink Bentley car - has been delivered.

Paris Hilton's Christmas present to herself - a pink Bentley car - has been delivered.

Paris Hilton's customised Pink Bentley has arrived.

The hotel heiress recently received delivery of the car - a Christmas present to herself worth an estimated $200,000 - fulfilling a childhood fantasy of owning a vehicle like children's toy doll Barbie.

She said: 'I've just always wanted a pink car. I think when you're a little girl and you have the Barbie corvette you're always like, 'Oh I wish I had a car like this one day', so I think it just comes from being a fan of Barbie for so long.

'This is a car that I cannot drive every single day but I will be driving a lot. They put on protective tint on the windows so no paparazzi flashes can come through.'

The 27-year-old socialite is planning to decorate the interior of the car in her favourite colour to match its exterior.

Paris also told of her plans for the Christmas period, adding to website E! online: 'I love going skiing so were going to be going to Aspen and then afterwards my sister and I are going to take some friends and go to Sydney in Australia, to host a huge party for New Year.'

Oh My Gosh. How could she do this so my dream car? How can something as majestic as this...

... be turned into a girl's toy like this!

Its not that I am vehemently opposed to her choice or anything. She has the money and she can even call up Bentley and ask them to custom make a car for her. She has every right to do that. Its just that... it feels kind of weird doing something like that to a car of such fine prestige. Maybe I am thinking too much but hey, if she can get a pink Bentley, I am going to get this!

Ho ho ho. You don't really expect me to retrofit the car with a Pikachu head right? If I did that then its really desecrating the good old name of Bentley! A yellow body kit is good enough. Maybe I can do up the interior to resemble a Pokemon centre. And I will have PokeBall for my steering wheel.  

"You have fulfilled our Divine Destiny of dominating the entire world. Well done. I hereby bestow upon you the honorable title of Supreme Shogun." 

                                                               

                                                               - Emperor Yoshiro, Empire of the Rising Sun

OK. With that, I have completed all 3 campaigns in Red Alert 3. The Rising Sun's campaign has to be the most interesting one for me. All the units are very futuristic and most of them are robots - aptly representing the technological brilliance of Japan. Even their special commando unit is a teenage psychic school girl wearing typical Japanese school uniform...

... don't be fooled by her demure looks though. They are not kidding when describing her as "vengeful survivor of a psychic research programme". She is insanely powerful. I can literally take out an army of tanks and soldiers with her. Her name is Yuriko Omega.

There is also this Nanoswarm Hive superweapon which I can use to protect my troops when needed.

Pretty cool huh. There is also a superweapon to obliterate my enemies... the Psionic Decimator is pretty useful for taking out large portions of enemy bases. They are powered by none other than Yuriko Omegas. Note the plural form.

If you look carefully, there are 6 people lying inside the capsules of the Decimator. These are actually Yuriko Omegas in stasis mode... 1 Yuriko Omega is more than enough for any army to handle... 6 of them together powering a super weapon is... Armageddon!

Then there is this humongous 3-headed katana wielding piece of machine called the Shogun Executioner! This titanic robot was created for the sole purpose of annihilating the enemy. It is the most powerful unit in the whole game and is exclusively available for the Rising Sun only! One of this is enough to win any battle. Too bad it is only usable in Campaign mode.

Birth of the Executioner.

Look at the size of that thing. The red infantries are Soviet troops which got squashed like pancake.

One swing of the blade and down goes a building.

This is the Executioner's special ability. All 3 heads will drive their wave-force katanas into the ground at once, creating a wide electrical field which will fry anything within range into non-existence.

Maybe Japan actually has these futuristic weapons right now. The Japanese government is probably just storing them in their vaults and waiting for the right time to conquer the world once more. Ho ho ho... this might be one of their super weapons.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

This is the Nissan 350z.



This is the Nissan GTR 35.



This is the car which I said I would like to drive.



By using limited observation skills, it is pretty obvious that the car I want to drive is a Nissan GTR 35. For the benefit of those who have have no clue at all, compare the front grill of the car I want to drive to that of the other 2 cars and you will come to the conclusion that my car is a Nissan GTR 35. If you fail to do so, there is nothing I can do but to laugh at your retarded brains. Ha-ha-ha.

What a tiring day today. I went out with my gay partner on a job hunting trip. Our spoils wasnt that great. Or maybe I should say we didnt have any catch at all. And we had to navigate our way through the complex maze in the commerical building in order to reach these recruitment agencies. The lifts were especially irritating because it did not stop at every floor and sometimes, we need to change lifts several times at different floors to get to the storey that we wanted to go to. But the whole place seems like the perfect set up for Silent Hill or Resident Evil.. there was no curves or bends, only straight right-angle turns. Also, it is unusually quiet at certain levels even though it was a Monday. There was even one level with mirrors all over the place.

That aside, all the recruitment agencies we went to (6 or so) told us that they do not have any vacancies at the moment and they will contact us immediately should there be any postitions available. Close to 3 months after I ORD-ed and I am still jobless. Grrr... its beginning to get on my nerves! Times are really really that bad now. I really hope they will get back to me ASAP. The last agency I went to seems to have forgotten about me entirely. I am going to start looking at the newspapers tomorrow. For some reason, my insatiable thirst for Louis Vuitton has been reawakened. I am going to search even harder to try to work as a Sales Associate for Louis Vuitton!



On a side note, Armani Exchange is having a 50% sale and Burberry a 30%-60% sale.. so er.. I.. ahahahahahaha.

Due to the irrelevant content of this entry, I am censoring it.

By order,
Super-Provost

Its a rainy night again. How can I let such a beautiful night go to waste? Of course I must stay up and savour the black twilight. It was totally unexpected but I made a friend on this night as well. I will talk about that later. Some random pics I took recently and you don't really have to see them but I will still show them anyway.


This picture is proof that the loan shark services are degenerating. If not for the content, I would probably dismiss it as graffiti created by juveniles. I mean look at those cheap plastic-looking black marker ink! Do you feel intimidated? Definitely not me. The impact is not there. The loan sharks should use thick black/red Nippon paints and splash the message in crude, bold letters across walls and not with marker pens in the safe confines of the lift. Seriously, where have the good old days gone to?



Check out our very own Twin Towers.



It appears to me that someone is asking to get laid here...



This is the type of car that I want to drive. Big, long and majestic, so much so that it can FULLY occupy a parking lot. Size does matter. With its sheer size alone, this car can shunt all other cars on the road to one corner. What is traffic jam?



This is another type of car (the orange one) which I want to drive. It can make heads turn with its sleek look and it can break necks with its insane top speeds: 0-100 in 3.5s, this car can easily lay waste and send dust flying in the faces of all other cars on the road. Traffic police? Ha.



What seems like the bumper of a vehicle is left lying around at the side of the road. I wondered how it landed here. How did the vehicle crashed (or whatever) in the first place? There were no other debris to be seen so its unlikely that a vehicle crashed at that spot. Did the bumper just flew off because the miser owner did not service his car?



Anatomy lesson 1: What is the only appendage on the human body that stores excess fats for aesthetics purposes?

People who knows me well enough will know that I have got a thing for brutally murdering cockroaches. Some even condemn me for my actions. After all, we are all living on the same planet, breathing the same air. We should learn to co-exist peacefully together. SO, just now, this tiny little cockroach crawled past my path and I almost decapacitated it when I remembered Peace. So I decided to live and let live and guess what? I found a new friend! Everyone, please meet Xiao Qiang.


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I wanted to give it a good wake up shake coz it looks like its dying. But I think I flinged it too hard that it landed onto the floor. I tore out some parts of its body (censored by the flash) in the process as well. Looks like we can't be friends after all...

Kiss of Deaf: woman loses hearing in passionate pucker

A passionate kiss ruptured a young woman's eardrum in southern China, state media reported Monday, in what has been dubbed the "Kiss of Deaf".

The 20-something girl from Zhuhai city in Guangdong province was treated by hospital doctors after completely losing the hearing in her left ear, the China Daily reported, citing the Guangzhou Daily.

"The kiss reduced the pressure in the mouth, pulled the eardrum out and caused the breakdown of the ear," the treating doctor, surnamed Li, was quoted as saying, adding the woman's hearing would likely recover in about two months.

The incident prompted newspapers to dispense kissing safety advice.

While kissing is normally very safe, doctors urge people to proceed with caution, the China Daily reported.

"A strong kiss may cause an imbalance in air pressure between the two inner ears and lead to a broken ear drum," said the English-language Shanghai Daily in a story headlined "Kiss of Deaf."

OK I got this piece of news from the net a couple of days ago and I have been trying to blog about it since then but for some reason, I can't upload that picture until today. It actually took me 4 days of consecutive tries to successfully post this entry. What the hell is the Blogger admin staff doing? Never mind. At least its up finally.

Kissing... I never knew it could be this dangerous until now. I dunno if its me but don't you guys think that all the bad things originate from China? First the poisoned milk and now kissing... it really is a damned country. Someone should do something about it. Oh wait, don't bother. I will strike it down myself soon enough.

Hee hee hee hee hee...

Hah hah hah... huh?

Ho ho ho...

Hahaha...

Ho ho ho. A rainy Monday morning. Niceeee~ (the way Tit says it)
Cooling breeze, cooling weather. What better way to rejuvenate the spirit?
1 hour of Naruto special episode today!

Now lets see. Mom and Dad abandoned me and eloped to Malacca for a short vacation. Mom even asked me to do some chores before she left. Though reluctant, I did it for her anyway. I am such a good son (snorts.)

I ordered a MegaMac meal (UPSIZED) for dinner. It is so convenient to have McDelivery nowadays.

I like the paper bag. It is very American.

It is past midnight and way into the Witching Hour. I have the entire house to myself. Suddenly, my house seems bigger and I feel more at ease. I guess I would prefer to live alone, with nobody to bother me... it wouldn't be half bad if I could have my own house. Ah well, at least I can have my house to myself for a night. Better than nothing.

But living alone brings about certain challenges, most notably, that of the supernatural. Sometimes, I can't help but to let my thoughts drift towards the paranormal realm. Its like I am trying to stop thinking about it but somehow, my brain just creates more and more paranormal thoughts. Its like I am scaring myself myself. I wonder why.

That sound which I just heard, the thing which I just saw... is it just me or... ARE THEY REAL? Crap, I am going off to bed.