Its 3.30am and I am still awake. My Computing paper is at 9am later on. Hmm.
Will I make it for the paper? Or will I oversleep and miss it, failing it immediately?
I wonder...

Heck. Exams aside. I just watched Silent Hill for the second time and I realized most part of it is based on Silent Hill 1, which I am playing on my PSP (and had just completed). I love the game. The psychological fear it evokes coupled with the awsome soundtracks (courtesy of Akira Yamaoka) makes it a perfect survival-horror game. I liked Resident Evil too but Silent Hill is simply mind-fucking and I find that to be most thrilling. I've always liked mind games... but I guess I am too stupid to conjure a decent one.

Silent Hill. I wonder if a place like this really exists. If it does, Japan will be a good place for it to be in with all its occultish background and creepy, faraway villages in the mountain where the villagers conduct fiendish rituals. Wait a sec. That would be the territory of Fatal Frame!

"Remember this map. The memory could save your life."

These tiny shit fishes found in most aquarium tanks can actually.....

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... grow into GIANT SHIT FISHES!

If I am going to fail, I want to fail with a BANG!

Checklist for Computing exam tomorrow:

Pens - CHECKED

Calculator - CHECKED

Firecrackers - CHECKED

Durian Shells - CHECKED

轰轰烈烈的失败一次吧!

There are some places in everyone's heart that will bring back that lovely sense of nostalgia. I felt it just now when I was studying, a total irrelevance; my revision has got nothing to do with those places and memories. But somehow, it just came into me.

Reminiscing about those good old days brings back a sensation which I can't put in words. It just feels pleasant and... stupid at the same time.

History can never be re-written. At least not before I invent the time machine. Even so, it just won't be the same again.

Obsessed with achieving absolute power.

I left the exam hall grinning to myself today, not because I am going to get an A. I am intrigued by my brain's ability to come up with seemingly logical extrapolations for questions which I am unsure of within the last 10 minutes of my paper. The human mind. Such an interesting entity.

Oh and it sucks to get a mental block during examinations!

OH MY GOD!!!!! WHY MUST IT BE HIM!!!! WHY DID HE GET TO PLAY SUCH A ABSOL-EFFING-FANTASTIC GAME!

WHY WHY WHY!

I ALSO WANT TO PLAY!

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I WAN I WAN I WAN!




Ahem. Oh my gosh. I am still mesmerized by the game show. Who can we depend on in Singapore to create a fabulous game show like this? I guess only I can do it! What Huan Le Dian Feng? Bleh. CMI lah!!!

Meet the REAL PIKACHU!
It almost sounded digital! But judging from the pitch of her voice, I think she is the real deal.

Shes gonna be my new idol!!!



And since we are talking about Pikachu, I am sure you guys want to have your own Pikachu right? Well NOW YOU CAN!!! Just click on the link below.
I already got mine :D

PIKACHU

FIVE MOST COMMON FACEBOOK FAILS

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Thanks to Facebook, mobile devices and impaired judgment, we're only a few seconds (and clicks) away from staining our entire extended social network! That's piece of mind in your pocket. To make sure you never appear on Facebook Fails, follow our how-not-to guide of the five most common Facebook faux pas.

1. Married Schmoopy Fail

Why whisper sweet nothings when you can shout hot garbage? Why practice safe sexts when you can PDA with your PDA? Excessive spousal schmoopiness is easily the most frequently occurring fail (at least in my circle), and the primary reason Facebook should create a "dislike" button. There's even a specialty site for repeat offenders called STFU, Marrieds.

2. Mom Invasion Fail

She's reading, she's typing, she's commenting and liking :). She's poring over details, discovering secrets and crushing your game. And wherever Mom goes, Big Daddy is right behind.

3. Relationship Fail

It's not officially awkward until it's on Facebook.

4. Grammer Fail (sp?)

No spell check or auto-correct functions can stand between the fast-typing, carefree status updaters and the passive-aggressive grammar cops who love them.

5. Darwin Fail

Special thanks to the folks who enrich our lives by failing to grasp the basic concepts of food safety, unknowingly exploring the subtle joys of double irony, etc.

I totally deserve a PhD. right now! Who could have created two theories within the span of 3 hours. Only YOURS TRULY can.

Jin's Anti-Stress Theory:

My good friend, Voluptious Boobies, was asking me if there was any method to help him relief exam stress. So I came up with this brilliant solution for him based on the very fundamentals of material science!

Stress = Force applied/Area exposed

In this case, force applied is a constant because all the exams and tests and tutorials and what-nots are fixed. They are already pre-determined and there is nothing you can do to change them. What you can change is the area exposed, that is how much you are exposed to the force.

By revising more and doing more past year exam papers, you are exposing yourself more to the subject. You will then become more familiar with them and once you are familiar with them, you will be able to tackle all those pesky exam questions.

As with all other fractions, you increase the denominator in order to get a smaller value. So, if you want to reduce exam stress, simply practice more questions and revise more. Ha. Who would have thought that the basics of material science could help us in reducing our exam stress? Well, I did.

Everyone is Full of Shit Theory:

Now this has got to be the simplest theory in the entire history of mankind. No shit. In fact, I think it is because of its simplicity that many great scientists and philosophers missed it in the past, until now.

Most, if not all, humans shit everyday until their death. So if an average human being lives for 70 years, he would have 70 years worth of shit stored within him. In other words, everyone of us is full of shit! There you have it. The simplest theory of all time.

So next time, when people says you are full of shit, don't believe them. Because everyone is full of it!

What the heck is wrong with their intellect? And this actually took place in ION ORCHARD? SHINGZ!