April 30, 2010



Remember when you were young and had to visit the school dentist every six months?

I like to visit the dentist when I was in primary school. She was a gentle lady who would, in our modern lingo, talk cock with me and gave me sweets. I even remember eating some of her very sweet tasting toothpaste powder... haha. And she always remember who I am whenever I go see her, as if I am her VIP customer out the several thousand school kids. It was really fun to see her.

Unfortunately, my dental experience in secondary school wasn't as pleasant. The dentist seemed rushed to finish examining my oral health in as short a time as possible and there was minimal conversation. Just "Open your mouth" and "We are done. NEXT!". No chit-chats. Just the end results.

My dental experience in junior college was non-existent. MOH stop providing free dental healthcare beyond the secondary school level, assuming us to be responsible enough to get our teeth examined periodically. But guess what? Their assumption was wrong. I, for one, haven't been to the dentist for the past 5 years.

Tua pek gong knows what the heck has settled down and colonized the vast stretches of my molar molar terrain during these years. Well, to be honest, I couldn't care less about since I have been dutifully brushing my teeth twice in the day and night all the time. But when something starts to bleed, it definitely isn't a good sign.

So for the first time in 5 years, I ringed up Q&M and booked a dental appointment.

I was attended to by this Doctor Tay.



He was damn friendly, reminiscent of my primary school days dentist. He inserted some sort of camera into my mouth first and started taking photos of my molar atlas. Then with a few buttons presses, he brought up the images onto a screen hovering in front of me. Cool stuff. Next, with the pinching action, he zoomed in on my Just kidding. The pictures were kind of... dirty (well its been 5 years hasn't it?). There were yellow stuff stucked in between the grooves of my teeth.

According to Doctor Tay, those were the accumulation of the end products formed by the chemical reaction between potassium and calcium substances in our saliva. It is found in everyone's teeth... since everyone has saliva and is the most common stuff he had to clean all the time. My gums and teeth were fine (long live to brushing day and night!). The bleeding in my gums was only caused by the 'excessive' build-up of those yellow stuff and it would be fine once it was removed.

Next, he started putting stuff into my mouth and began cleaning up the filth.



It was all over in about 10 minutes I think. Oh and I found out the drill like thing which dentists use to clean our mouths ain't exactly a drill. Its actually called a scalar. Something that vibrates at a high frequency to knock off those yellow stuff stuck on your teeth. Think of a high-voltage powered micro vibrator. Yeap. I supposed knocking it off causes less damage than scraping it off?

After the treatment, Doctor Tay suggests that maybe I should consider putting on braces.



Because some of my teeth are very close to each other and this makes effective cleaning difficult, but it won't cause too much of a problem in general. But he mentioned that I have a protruding lower jaw and might need to go through a surgery to re-align my jaws if I want the full procedure.



"What kind of procedure?" I asked.

"Basically, they cut open your lower face, saw off parts off your lower jaw, re-attach them and voila!" he said nonchalantly.

...

Thanks doc. Glasgow smile anyone?



But he also advised against it, saying having strong jawline (so I have a strong jaw... hmm...) might not be a bad thing, especially if I am comfortable with my looks. He had a friend who went through the surgery and Doctor Tay felt that he looked worst after that. Haha.

I guess I will putting off the braces thing. Besides, kissing someone with braces reeks of kissing a metallic hammer. Yucks.

I was given an appointment card and a rather big bill ($103). Gonna have my teeth checked in 6 months time again. I am taking good care of my mouth from now on, without which, I won't be able to savor the sweet, creamy taste of my favorite durians!!!

You guys should visit a dentist soon too if you haven't done so for years!

April 26, 2010

The invigilator announced that your time is up.

You can either be feeling a helpless sense of despair. You refuse to lay down your pen. You want to continue the question which you were doing, trying to grab as many points, any points, you can as possible. But alas, reality forbids. You see the grim reaper approaching your aisle and moving down your column, coming nearer and nearer towards you. When he(she) finally stands before you, you look at the woven fibres of soul in your hands and then at grim reaper. You wished that maybe you could charm him with your bubbly eyes to give you more time, or maybe he will give you a second chance seeing how preciously you are clinging on to life. But that ain't going to happen. With the coldness of a scythe, he swipe his hands across yours and rip the few pieces of paper from you. Yes, you are going to fail (or at least perform abysmally).

Or.

You couldn't be happier to hear that your time is up. You have finished the paper earlier and have been waiting patiently and excitedly for the end where you will be relieved of all the pains you have endured till now. As the angel approaches you, you look at him with the brightest of smiles and voluntarily hand over your paper to him. The instant he took it from you, you sense the world around you dissolving into a picturesque scenery of a sky filled with beautiful clouds. You feel weightless. You feel that you are floating and you are rising towards a shimmering spot of light in the heavens. You hear people congratulating you on a job well done. Yes, you have passed the paper (or are going to perform excellently).

Of course, whatever it is, you are not going to heaven or hell after the paper. You will most probably be heading home to study hard for the next paper, or enjoy life if you have none left. And on your way out of the examination hall, chances are you will bump into friends who took the same paper as well. Depending on the circumstances, talking to them might make you feel better or worst.

Circumstance 1:
You just saw the grim reaper and he just saw the angel. He asked you how did you fare and you said fuck it. He will either sympathize with you or gloat over you. In the case of sympathy, he will probably say things like "Oh, don't feel sad. I am sure you did fine." or "Don't worry, the bell curve will save you." or "Don't be so pessimistic. Wait till the result's out.", all of which are meaningless and pointless and said just because he doesn't want to make you feel bad, when obviously, you already are. If he is gloating over you, you will probably feel like stabbing him a thousand times in his face with a durian (I will).

Circumstance 2:
You just saw the angel and he the grim reaper. Friends like this won't usually go around telling people he just fucked a paper. If he did, he is most probably be finding someone to whine to. So you should listen to him for abit. Don't be a jerk and go telling him you are going to heaven. It would really suck if you are stabbed a thousand times in your face by a durian. Be nice. Sympathize.

Circumstance 3/4:
Both of you either saw the angels or the grim reapers. In this case, you guys either go party together, or go emo together. Simple.

So, have you seen the angel or the grim reaper today? Or did you exact DURIAN VENGEANCE?

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April 25, 2010



This is the legendary Numa Numa dance!

April 23, 2010

If only I am an electromagnetic field and you a conductor. That way, you will be able to know from the induced current that you have already entered my existence.

April 22, 2010

More haste. Less speed.

Do things too fast and you might end up with an incomplete material.

Take things nice and easy and do it slowly. Give it time to settle and form properly. Only then can you obtain a perfect crystal.

Even so, always be prepared to end up with a less than satisfactory end product. Things might go wrong somewhere in the process, especially when you are new to metallurgy. When that happens, take another piece of material and start all over again.

But remember, never settle for anything less than what you want.

Teachings from AE2009.

April 19, 2010

It feels good to have finally gotten some tutorials out of the way. I should have done them ages ago but I just kept putting it off. I guess its time to start doing my homework regularly - starting from next semester! "Divide and conquer" really makes my job easier. It would makes yours easier too. Trust me. I have been through times where I have a test on the next day and I tried to cramp 20 chapters of knowledge into my head the day before. That didn't work out, not to mention I didn't get to sleep as well.

So, start clearing your work one by one, starting now!



I totally feel smarter. Whooo!
Oh Wheel of Fortune spin for me! The magical 5, here I come!

April 15, 2010

Tee Gong please po pi to let it rise, let it rise, let it rise. Oh and while you are at it, do assist to make my GPA rise as well. 4.5 would be good.

Gam Siak Tee Gong po pi.

April 12, 2010

"Alright sweety, we got to leave now. Aunt Liz will be here tomorrow morning so get a good night's rest ok?"

"But mommy, I am scared."

"Aww. It's alright, Boxer will protect you, right boy?"

"Woof!"

"But..."

"Don't worry honey. We will lock the doors before we leave. By the time you wake up, Aunt Liz would have prepared breakfast for you. Besides, Boxer is by your side."

"Okay... can you tuck me in?"

"Sure. Now go to sleep alright. We are leaving. Bye bye."

"Bye.."

And so, the girl's parents left the house, leaving her alone at home for the night with her dog. The girl fell asleep soon after their parents' departure.

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

A few hours passed. The girl was awoken by the sounds of dripping water. It appears to be coming from the bathroom. But she knew she was alone in the house. Thinking that it could be just sounds from the water pipes, she reached down her bed to feel her dog. Boxer responded to her touch and licked her hands gently. Having sensed the reassuring lick, the girl fell asleep again.

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

The girl woke up to the dripping sounds again. Instinctively, she reached underneath her bed for Boxer and felt her dog's reassuring lick. Telling herself that it is just the water pipes, she went back to sleep again.

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

The third time. This time, the girl was scared. Terribly scared. She reached underneath her bed to find reassurance from her dog again. She was still convinced that she is the only one in the house.

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

"Drip.. drip... drip..."

Dripping sounds continue to emanate from the bathroom. She couldn't take it anymore. She plucked her courage, got off her bed and walked towards the bathroom to see what is causing the noise. When she reached the front of the bathroom door, she slowly stretched her hand in to feel for the switch.

*Flick*

The bathroom lights came on. The girl was shocked by what she saw. Hanging from the shower head was Boxer's lifeless body and the dripping sounds came from Boxer's blood dripping onto the floor. Before she could react further, something caught her attention from the corner of her eyes. Something was smeared on the mirror in blood:

YOUR HAND TASTES SWEET, MY DEAR.

Suddenly, the girl felt a presence behind her. She turned around and screamed for the last time...

April 09, 2010

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April 08, 2010

I will doze off safe and soundly but I miss having you beside me.
I will send a postcard to you dear, just cause I wish you were here.
The silence isn't that bad, till I looked at my hands and feel sad.
The spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.

为爱CHIONG CHIONG CHIONG 为情 XIONG XIONG XIONG!

Time Check: 3 hours to Aerospace Materials quiz
ZOMGWTFBBQ $#^#@%!&%$^&@!*&


Uniqlo's March 2010 POKEMON collection.

These can trump any Burberries or Armanis anytime man!

Hehehe.

=D

April 06, 2010

I got what I want, but not what I need.

Both are so similar, yet different at the same time.
Why is it so difficult to get the latter in this case?

April 05, 2010



I love my Mama she's the best!!!

April 03, 2010

Oh my sky what is going on? I can no longer focus like before. It takes the sligtest bit of distraction to pull me away from the primary task nowadays.Take for example this afternoon, I was about to start revising my Chemsitry when a random thought about Pikachu leads me to playing my newly bought Pokemon HeartGold for the whole day. What is worst is I know my Chemistry quiz is next Tuesday and I am aware that there is mother a lot which I need to study.

I allowed myself to waste my day away on a game despite being fully aware of the dire consequences if I didn't do well for my quiz. This is totally unacceptable behavior! Yet, I am permitting it.

Have I been bewitched?

Even now I am wandering aimlessly outside knowing that public transport services are going to terminate soon and I might have to end up walking home.

Just wonderful.

April 02, 2010

这些酷刑不是要令人死,而且是要人感到生不如死。