The last time I blogged was on the 18th of December and today is the 30th of December.
12 days have passed.
My perseverance and courage have died off and I can't help but blog today.
I wanted to test the autenticity of the 13-day rule in this Death Blog which is why I haven't blogged for the past 12 days. But I failed. I just can't bring myself to do it and I will tell you why.
= The 13-day rule of the Death Blog =
When the owner of a Death Blog posts an entry in the blog, he must post another entry again in the next 13 days. Otherwise, he would die in one of the following ways:
1. When using a mobile phone, or any type of phone, the receiver will simply explode, bursting the owner's head into pieces. If the owner choses not to use any communication tools at all, he/she will simply die of brainfreeze.
2. The owner's shirt, or any clothes that he is wearing, will suddenly absorb moisture from the surroundings and start to shrink rapidly, squeezing the owner's body so hard that he/she will die of suffocation. In the event where the owner decides to remain nude, his/her skin will absorb the moisture instead and the owner's body will be inflated by the absorbed moisture until he/she explodes.
3. Food, any food even liquids, consumed by the owner will penetrate his/her stomach, resulting in fatal internal bleeding. Sometimes, the food might pierce through other organs as well, such as the penis. Either way, the owner will die of painful internal bleeding. If the owner opts to feed himself/herself by injecting liquid foods into his/her body, the liquid foods will suddenly be transmuted into mercury, hence, bestwoing upon the owner a mercurial death. In the unlikely event where the owner decides not to eat and drink, he/she will simply starve to death.
4. While sleeping, the owner will be impaled by a Russian flagpole. If the owner hires bodyguards to protect him/her while sleeping, all the guards will get impaled by the same Russian flagpole first before the owner gets that same flagpole up his/her anal cavity. Note that the Russian flagpole will appear out of nowhere. Also, in the unlikely event where the owner decides not to sleep forever, he/she will simply get gunned down by Russian hitmen, which, coincidentally, will also appear out of nowhere.
5. The Death gloB* will take over the owner's mind and kill him/her in any manner it desires.
6. This one's old school. The owner will simply die of a heart attack!
No matter what, as long as the owner does not post anything within 13 days from his latest entry, he will die.
*Death gloB; a mythical entity that hands a Death Blog to a human. The Death gloB is capable of controlling the owner's mind only when the owner has violated the 13-day rule. How the owner will die is decided by a toss of a six-sided die by the Death gloB. If the number "1" shows up on the die, then the owner will die by method one and so on and so forth.
Now you know why I have to blog. I don't wish to die yet. Not after I discovered Erika Toda is of the same age as me!
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~Back to the Real World~
I am playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas recently and I enjoy slapping pedestrians and police officers with a purple double headed dildo. You all might feel that I am outdated to be playing an old game now but you can't blame me cause I can only play the PS2 during the holidays. As a result, I have tons of games that I have yet to complete and there are tons of new games out there that I want to buy. Add them together and I will get a bowl of wanton noodles.... haha not very funny eh.
Went to watch DeathNote:The Last Name last night with Sher. I can't believe I watched it twice... I watched it first with Joy and Annis and Annisfren on the day before yesterday. Then again, its a nice show and ERIKA TODA IS 18YO, SO AM I so I have no complaints. I would rate it 1/1(or 5/5 if you like, they all sum up to 1 anyway).
The movie itself is very thought-provoking. Do we have the right to determine who should live and die? Are the lives of criminals worth saving? Are our judicial systems really that useful? Is it ever possible for us to create a set of perfect, flawless Laws? blah blah blah... Go catch the movie and you will understand.
The Death God said that when a human dies, he/she will not go to heaven, neither will he/she go to hell. What awaits that human, and all of us, after death is Nothingness. When you're dead, you remain dead. You do not go anywhere after death, you just cease to exist. No matter what you did during your life, you would end up in Nothingness because supposedly, we are all equal before Death. Wouldn't it be good if this was true? That way, I would be able to slap all the flys and want and not worry about my punishment after death. Then again, it might be true since no one has been able to prove the existence of heaven and hell or any other sort of resting place for us after our death. But, no one has proved that these places after death don't exist either. So where do we go after we die? I believe that is a question which we will never get an answer to. In the end, it all depends on your faith. And I believe we are all equal before Death.
Waiting for Alfonsus to return so that we can go party at Julian's house again haha... Mr. Commando-cum-Alibaba, do tag me and let me know what time you coming back.
December 30, 2006
December 18, 2006
~ Thus concludes the story of the DeathNote... ~
This is what was written on the last page of the last book of DeathNote. I have just finished reading the entire series and it is one of the most entertaining and mind boggling comic I have read so far. But this comic is not suitable for people whose chinese is not good and who cannot tolerate immense amounts of speech bubbles. Yes, there are tons of dialogues in this comic and if you don't understand any one of them, there is a high chance that you may not be able to follow the story. After all, the comic is about the battle of wits. If you don't have wits, please don't waste your money.
Anyway, here is how the story goes:
The protagonist, an incredibly intelligent high school student, Light Yagumi (夜神月), got his hands on the DeathNote by chance and decided to use it to root out the world's evil and become the supreme god of his New World Order. So, he started killing off bad guys one by one using the Note. Light's actions received mixed reactions from the public; some revere him as the saviour of mankind and called him 'Kira' while some condemn him as just another psychotic murderer.
For a moment, it really seems that Light was well on his way to create a utopia but as we all know, the path to godhood is never easy.
The mysterious deaths attracted the attention of the world's top detective, also incredibly intelligent, Lawliet, otherwise known as L. And so began the battle of wits between god-wannabe Kira and god-defeater-wannabe L. Blah blah blah and L died in the end(his death affected me both emotionally and psychologically). L's disciples, N(Near) and M(Mello) then took over the battle with Kira. Blah blah blah blah blah, Kira was defeated and died a tragic death.
- End of story -
Well, after Kira died, the public gradually realized that the mysterious deaths of villians stopped occuring and so all the bad people became active again. I guess we can't helped it, its just human nature.
The greatest irony, in my opinion, is that, unbeknown to Light, he already is a god in the hearts of many even though he failed to create his utopia. The last few pages of the comic depicts a trail of people wearing hoods(like the KKK) walking up a hill and at the top of the hill, a young lady held out a cup and murmured "Lord Kira" and then started praying... and then
- Thus concludes the story of the DeathNote... -
I want to thank the author Tsugumi Ohba for creating such a marvelous comic. It helped waste alot of my time haha.
This is what was written on the last page of the last book of DeathNote. I have just finished reading the entire series and it is one of the most entertaining and mind boggling comic I have read so far. But this comic is not suitable for people whose chinese is not good and who cannot tolerate immense amounts of speech bubbles. Yes, there are tons of dialogues in this comic and if you don't understand any one of them, there is a high chance that you may not be able to follow the story. After all, the comic is about the battle of wits. If you don't have wits, please don't waste your money.
Anyway, here is how the story goes:
The protagonist, an incredibly intelligent high school student, Light Yagumi (夜神月), got his hands on the DeathNote by chance and decided to use it to root out the world's evil and become the supreme god of his New World Order. So, he started killing off bad guys one by one using the Note. Light's actions received mixed reactions from the public; some revere him as the saviour of mankind and called him 'Kira' while some condemn him as just another psychotic murderer.
For a moment, it really seems that Light was well on his way to create a utopia but as we all know, the path to godhood is never easy.
The mysterious deaths attracted the attention of the world's top detective, also incredibly intelligent, Lawliet, otherwise known as L. And so began the battle of wits between god-wannabe Kira and god-defeater-wannabe L. Blah blah blah and L died in the end(his death affected me both emotionally and psychologically). L's disciples, N(Near) and M(Mello) then took over the battle with Kira. Blah blah blah blah blah, Kira was defeated and died a tragic death.
- End of story -
Well, after Kira died, the public gradually realized that the mysterious deaths of villians stopped occuring and so all the bad people became active again. I guess we can't helped it, its just human nature.
The greatest irony, in my opinion, is that, unbeknown to Light, he already is a god in the hearts of many even though he failed to create his utopia. The last few pages of the comic depicts a trail of people wearing hoods(like the KKK) walking up a hill and at the top of the hill, a young lady held out a cup and murmured "Lord Kira" and then started praying... and then
- Thus concludes the story of the DeathNote... -
I want to thank the author Tsugumi Ohba for creating such a marvelous comic. It helped waste alot of my time haha.
Wootz. Don't feel like sleeping yet. So I went and did something to post here..
This is the organizational chart of my corporation... the Shinra Corporation. As the Boss of this omnipotent company, I have the power to influence governments around the entire world and I simply enjoy bending them to my absolute will. With the world's most formidable secret service, the Turks, at my disposal, I do not have to worry about boardroom coups. Neither do I have to worry about my enemies trying to assasinate any of my executives or myself. Mr Low, with his fiendish intelligence, can identify any threats and then dispatch his surbodinates, namely Novilisa, Kenneth and Julian, to eliminate these threats promptly. With Kenneth's, the Rude Fighter, impressive strength, coupled with the charm of the Pretty-boy Julian, they, or rather, I am simply invincible. Mwahahahahaha. Those who dare oppose me shall die while those who obey me shall live. I will rule this world with a light and undestructible titanium fist! Nobody can stop me. You can only learn to live with me.
Alright alright... enough of my day-dreaming and conquering the world stuff.. seriously if I don't find anything interesting to do soon, I am gonna do more drastic things to my blogs... I dunno what but I will try to figure something when I am bored haha...
I still need to buy 8 more paint colours for my aircraft carrier... sianz. Dunno where else got sell. Anyone knows where got sell model paints please tag me and tell me about it. Thanks!
December 16, 2006
Woo, just came back from stoning with Sher at Shaw Plaza Mac.
It really was a period of stoning for me... but not so for Sher.
Sher bought her laptop along and so her friend decided to come down and watch some korean drama (It all started with a Kiss) together with her. I am not really into korean dramas or any other kind of dramas... so I just sat in my seat and gazed around the fast food restaurant periodically while playing Hangman with Sher's electronic dictionary.
Went to piss after awhile and while I was walking back to Mac from the toilet, I saw this shop that sells radio controlled planes and ships. I was tempted to buy one home(the shop was already closed though) but realised that I do not have any water surface that is big enough for the r.c boat so buying one would be tantamount to throwing my money into the sea. I am not really keen in the r.c planes since I like ships more. Earlier this afternoon, I was walking around Marina square with Sher and I saw this magnificient r.c destroyer that is capable of launching projectile weapons.. but the price tag is a whoping $80. Tempted as I was to get my hands on that ship, I could not find the financial resources to afford it. Sad.
Oh, I have digress...
Anyways, I went back to Mac only to continue waiting while the girls watched their drama. We went home at around 12 am, under pressure from my mom and Sher's aunt.
On the way back, I was asking Sher why her friend like so dao. Then she told me something which I didn't expect.
"Wah lao, look at your pissed off face already even I can't be bothered to talk to you."
I was somewhat taken aback upon hearing this comment. Sher continued saying that my face was "black" and "hostile" throughout the whole time. I told her that I wasn't angry or anything, its just my usual expression with my usual self. Its kind of hard to explain so I decide to use the following picture to make things simpler.
Obviously, the person sitting on the sofa in the background circled with an orange circle is me and the person in the foreground is my niece. I censored her face so that Kira won't be able to kill her with the Death Note. Why I am not worried that Kira would kill me is completely beyond my mental comprehension but lets not bother about that for now shall we?
As you can see from the picture, my face is damn pissed off and I look extremely hostile.
Well then, please do not judge a book by its cover. I may appear to be irate but in actual fact, I am not a least bit angry(In case you are wondering, I am watching TV). This is how my face would look like naturally, that is when I am not laughing, smiling, frowning etc etc. Its my bloody natural look. I've got a naturally pissed-off look. WOW!
Not very exciting in my opinion...
So now you know why sometimes I may appear to be angry when you looked at me but in reality, I am not angry at all... Haiz.
So now, I am trying to smile at least a little whenever I am doing my natural look. I hope that this will make me look more friendly. Of course, I don't want to look stupid too, carrying a grin wherever I go. But if I don't try to smile, people might think I dislike them or something like that. And I would look anti-social.
What can I do?
It really was a period of stoning for me... but not so for Sher.
Sher bought her laptop along and so her friend decided to come down and watch some korean drama (It all started with a Kiss) together with her. I am not really into korean dramas or any other kind of dramas... so I just sat in my seat and gazed around the fast food restaurant periodically while playing Hangman with Sher's electronic dictionary.
Went to piss after awhile and while I was walking back to Mac from the toilet, I saw this shop that sells radio controlled planes and ships. I was tempted to buy one home(the shop was already closed though) but realised that I do not have any water surface that is big enough for the r.c boat so buying one would be tantamount to throwing my money into the sea. I am not really keen in the r.c planes since I like ships more. Earlier this afternoon, I was walking around Marina square with Sher and I saw this magnificient r.c destroyer that is capable of launching projectile weapons.. but the price tag is a whoping $80. Tempted as I was to get my hands on that ship, I could not find the financial resources to afford it. Sad.
Oh, I have digress...
Anyways, I went back to Mac only to continue waiting while the girls watched their drama. We went home at around 12 am, under pressure from my mom and Sher's aunt.
On the way back, I was asking Sher why her friend like so dao. Then she told me something which I didn't expect.
"Wah lao, look at your pissed off face already even I can't be bothered to talk to you."
I was somewhat taken aback upon hearing this comment. Sher continued saying that my face was "black" and "hostile" throughout the whole time. I told her that I wasn't angry or anything, its just my usual expression with my usual self. Its kind of hard to explain so I decide to use the following picture to make things simpler.
Obviously, the person sitting on the sofa in the background circled with an orange circle is me and the person in the foreground is my niece. I censored her face so that Kira won't be able to kill her with the Death Note. Why I am not worried that Kira would kill me is completely beyond my mental comprehension but lets not bother about that for now shall we?
As you can see from the picture, my face is damn pissed off and I look extremely hostile.
Well then, please do not judge a book by its cover. I may appear to be irate but in actual fact, I am not a least bit angry(In case you are wondering, I am watching TV). This is how my face would look like naturally, that is when I am not laughing, smiling, frowning etc etc. Its my bloody natural look. I've got a naturally pissed-off look. WOW!
Not very exciting in my opinion...
So now you know why sometimes I may appear to be angry when you looked at me but in reality, I am not angry at all... Haiz.
So now, I am trying to smile at least a little whenever I am doing my natural look. I hope that this will make me look more friendly. Of course, I don't want to look stupid too, carrying a grin wherever I go. But if I don't try to smile, people might think I dislike them or something like that. And I would look anti-social.
What can I do?
December 10, 2006
Whoo. Just finished cleaning up the house. Yes. That was what I was ordered to do by my mother before she left the house at 8am in the morning to pak tor with my dad... Goodness gracious how old liao still pak tor ^^haha.
I cleared my computer desk, textbooks, notes, worksheets, and a cupboard in the kitchen, Threw away my Pokemon Trading Card game CD which used to be my prized possession in the past haha... Threw away quite alot of notes and worksheets and other useless stuff, like a dancing ornamental birthday cake~
Finally found out what is wrong with my spoeakers. I always thought that the flauctuating volumes are due to some loose wires at the back of the speaker but I accidentally discovered the true culprit today heh. Its the wire connecting the volume controller to the speaker that is loose. Guess I will need to tape it or something..
Off to take a shower...........
I cleared my computer desk, textbooks, notes, worksheets, and a cupboard in the kitchen, Threw away my Pokemon Trading Card game CD which used to be my prized possession in the past haha... Threw away quite alot of notes and worksheets and other useless stuff, like a dancing ornamental birthday cake~
Finally found out what is wrong with my spoeakers. I always thought that the flauctuating volumes are due to some loose wires at the back of the speaker but I accidentally discovered the true culprit today heh. Its the wire connecting the volume controller to the speaker that is loose. Guess I will need to tape it or something..
Off to take a shower...........
December 06, 2006
Went to work part time with Ted at Maris Stella yesterday.
It sure brings back lotsa memories for me and I am glad at least one teacher still recognizes me haha..
Our job was simple, but tedious. We were asked to shift 50+ units of iMacs from the IT Lab on the first floor to the storeroom on the 6th floor. The iMacs weights around 10kg and we have to move 50+ of them up a height of 30+ metres. If you think that sounds easy, think again. But luckily the iMacs have handles so its much more easier to carry them around. The eMacs were the killers...
Anyways, we had five people moving the macs, three others from the Apple iStore and me and Ted. We formed a human chain with each person stationed at each staircase and then carried the macs up to the 6th floor slowly...
When we are done with that, we went to have lunch at the school canteen. The iStore guys told us some pretty interesting stuffs that are simply too obscene to be blogged here. If you want to know, come ask me haha. Or Ted.
After lunch, we proceeded to the staff room where we will be moving the eMacs out of it and shift them into various classrooms and the IT Lab on the first floor. The staff room is on the 6th floor as well. Each eMac weighs around 17 kilograms and there were 80+ units of them. The worst part is the eMacs have no handles and they are smooth and glossy throughout so it is quite a chore to carry them over a long distance. Plus my sweat makes the eMacs even more slippery so I really have to grip it damn hard to prevent it from dropping.
For some reason, only Ted and I are moving the eMacs from the staff room to the classrooms, the other three iStore guy "helped" to move the eMacs out of the staff room and left it at the staircase for us. Great help I would say.
Well we took quite some time to deliver the eMacs to the 40+ classrooms. After that we went back to the staff room only to discover that we have 40+ eMacs to move to the IT Lab on the FIRST FLOOR! CAn you believe it? Somebody should have installed a pulley system in the school! Grrrr...
Anyways, slowly and carefully and surely, we moved the eMacs to the IT Lab successfully.
At the end of everything, my muscles were sore and weak. I woke up this morning to find them aching like mad. All this menial labour for $50. haha. Oh well. Its good training for my muscle. I think they are getting bigger already.
Watched the Conqueror of Shambala and found that it was quite nice. FMA rocks. I always thought that Izumi would die heroically in a fight or something but she actually died from her old ailments and she only got like 10 second of coverage in the 2hr show I was like wth lah. Nonetheless its a nice anime.
Cleared my wardrobe today and only threw away two shirts that are too small for me. And I realised I need new undergarments. Went shopping for a birthday present for Sebas with Sher and bought a board short for him. We had to go through several stores before we could find a size 28 for him. As usual, Sher cant resist buying something for herself. We went to Marina Square and I was damn happy because I found a store that sells miniature models of ships and planes! Yipppeeeeee!!! And they had paints which i need for my aircraft carrier as well. Yooooohoooooo!!! I am going to visit there frequently from now on. I saw a pair of FMA figurines which were damn kawaii and so I took a picture of them haha..
Stupid Sher suan my like shit on the way back... say what my hair looks like bird nest and that I was damn ugly and my shoe damn ugly grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I WANNA GO EXTREME MAKEOVER!!!
Ouch.. my muscles aches.... cant keep my arms straight...
For some reason I cant post pictures. Stupid blogger. Will try to post them next time.
It sure brings back lotsa memories for me and I am glad at least one teacher still recognizes me haha..
Our job was simple, but tedious. We were asked to shift 50+ units of iMacs from the IT Lab on the first floor to the storeroom on the 6th floor. The iMacs weights around 10kg and we have to move 50+ of them up a height of 30+ metres. If you think that sounds easy, think again. But luckily the iMacs have handles so its much more easier to carry them around. The eMacs were the killers...
Anyways, we had five people moving the macs, three others from the Apple iStore and me and Ted. We formed a human chain with each person stationed at each staircase and then carried the macs up to the 6th floor slowly...
When we are done with that, we went to have lunch at the school canteen. The iStore guys told us some pretty interesting stuffs that are simply too obscene to be blogged here. If you want to know, come ask me haha. Or Ted.
After lunch, we proceeded to the staff room where we will be moving the eMacs out of it and shift them into various classrooms and the IT Lab on the first floor. The staff room is on the 6th floor as well. Each eMac weighs around 17 kilograms and there were 80+ units of them. The worst part is the eMacs have no handles and they are smooth and glossy throughout so it is quite a chore to carry them over a long distance. Plus my sweat makes the eMacs even more slippery so I really have to grip it damn hard to prevent it from dropping.
For some reason, only Ted and I are moving the eMacs from the staff room to the classrooms, the other three iStore guy "helped" to move the eMacs out of the staff room and left it at the staircase for us. Great help I would say.
Well we took quite some time to deliver the eMacs to the 40+ classrooms. After that we went back to the staff room only to discover that we have 40+ eMacs to move to the IT Lab on the FIRST FLOOR! CAn you believe it? Somebody should have installed a pulley system in the school! Grrrr...
Anyways, slowly and carefully and surely, we moved the eMacs to the IT Lab successfully.
At the end of everything, my muscles were sore and weak. I woke up this morning to find them aching like mad. All this menial labour for $50. haha. Oh well. Its good training for my muscle. I think they are getting bigger already.
Watched the Conqueror of Shambala and found that it was quite nice. FMA rocks. I always thought that Izumi would die heroically in a fight or something but she actually died from her old ailments and she only got like 10 second of coverage in the 2hr show I was like wth lah. Nonetheless its a nice anime.
Cleared my wardrobe today and only threw away two shirts that are too small for me. And I realised I need new undergarments. Went shopping for a birthday present for Sebas with Sher and bought a board short for him. We had to go through several stores before we could find a size 28 for him. As usual, Sher cant resist buying something for herself. We went to Marina Square and I was damn happy because I found a store that sells miniature models of ships and planes! Yipppeeeeee!!! And they had paints which i need for my aircraft carrier as well. Yooooohoooooo!!! I am going to visit there frequently from now on. I saw a pair of FMA figurines which were damn kawaii and so I took a picture of them haha..
Stupid Sher suan my like shit on the way back... say what my hair looks like bird nest and that I was damn ugly and my shoe damn ugly grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I WANNA GO EXTREME MAKEOVER!!!
Ouch.. my muscles aches.... cant keep my arms straight...
For some reason I cant post pictures. Stupid blogger. Will try to post them next time.
December 02, 2006
yawnz...
went to see julian break dance at far east yesterday... wah... walk until leg damn tired... dunno why must dance at a so faraway place at FAR east.....
arrived there at 6.30pm and I tot i was earlier than chia seng( i meet him at subway) but actually his ealier than me. he just went to shop inside the plaza. then went to eat subway with him.
waited for like 1 hour + before the competition actually starts -_-"
during that one hour plus, we passed thru a house of condom shop and chia seng was telling me to go in and take a look and i was like "Chia SENG! YOu? You of ALL PEOPLE telling me THAT? OMG!!!" i asked him if he wants to buy something for his gf and he says maybe..... win liao lor he.
anyways we DIDNT enter that sinful shop.
the competition started and julian's team was the first to go. there were three members in his team and well haha his skills pales in comparison with others~ perhaps too nervous ler lah. better add oil ah u..
there is this particular team that i think is damn power - Ammunition.
one of the guy came out only then somersault twice... his from the National gymnast team according to julian.
i tink it sud be true because he got great looking arms and bod and he looks hot in his singlet!!! he got a pretty cute face too! erm plz dun misunderstand me - i am as straight as a flag pole. just envious of his stats.
i tot one of the girls partaking in the compettition was from CJ but julian and cs didnt seem to notice. hmm nah i must be rite. shes from CJ. i still remember her name. samantha.
we watched thru the first rounds of the competition then zhao liaoz... coz quite sianz. other than some special moves, like the somersaults above, the rest were all quite same and boring.
stoning at home now ha nothing to do. stupid sher ps me and go her mom's place to swim instead of swimming with me. maybe i will go swim later. maybe not.
i really really really really really hope that i can get a laptop. i cant be bothered with a desktop as long as my bro is still living with me because he... ugh lets not talk about that. but i also wan a ps3!!!
haiz why issit that i have got so many wants but so little money... WHY WHY!!!
prom was fine. some lucky bastard won a xbox 360 in a lucky draw. HAIZ...
the game of global domination is never ending haha~ unless we had some sort of cheating dies.
went to see julian break dance at far east yesterday... wah... walk until leg damn tired... dunno why must dance at a so faraway place at FAR east.....
arrived there at 6.30pm and I tot i was earlier than chia seng( i meet him at subway) but actually his ealier than me. he just went to shop inside the plaza. then went to eat subway with him.
waited for like 1 hour + before the competition actually starts -_-"
during that one hour plus, we passed thru a house of condom shop and chia seng was telling me to go in and take a look and i was like "Chia SENG! YOu? You of ALL PEOPLE telling me THAT? OMG!!!" i asked him if he wants to buy something for his gf and he says maybe..... win liao lor he.
anyways we DIDNT enter that sinful shop.
the competition started and julian's team was the first to go. there were three members in his team and well haha his skills pales in comparison with others~ perhaps too nervous ler lah. better add oil ah u..
there is this particular team that i think is damn power - Ammunition.
one of the guy came out only then somersault twice... his from the National gymnast team according to julian.
i tink it sud be true because he got great looking arms and bod and he looks hot in his singlet!!! he got a pretty cute face too! erm plz dun misunderstand me - i am as straight as a flag pole. just envious of his stats.
i tot one of the girls partaking in the compettition was from CJ but julian and cs didnt seem to notice. hmm nah i must be rite. shes from CJ. i still remember her name. samantha.
we watched thru the first rounds of the competition then zhao liaoz... coz quite sianz. other than some special moves, like the somersaults above, the rest were all quite same and boring.
stoning at home now ha nothing to do. stupid sher ps me and go her mom's place to swim instead of swimming with me. maybe i will go swim later. maybe not.
i really really really really really hope that i can get a laptop. i cant be bothered with a desktop as long as my bro is still living with me because he... ugh lets not talk about that. but i also wan a ps3!!!
haiz why issit that i have got so many wants but so little money... WHY WHY!!!
prom was fine. some lucky bastard won a xbox 360 in a lucky draw. HAIZ...
the game of global domination is never ending haha~ unless we had some sort of cheating dies.
November 27, 2006
I dunno whats gotten over me siaz. Been treating my family members pretty badly. Seriously wonder whats wrong with me.
Dunno why I have been in a pretty foul mood this whole day...
Then I am also very lost... dunno what to do. In the past, I would PS my life away during holidays but now, I no longer feel tempted to play the PS. Its like I lost interest in it completely.... I have been stoning my life away this whole day.
Whats happening to me?
Is this what they call mood swing? But usually, capricious emotions are due to either depression, menstration or pregnancy. I am definitely not pregnant. I cant anyway.
I am certain that I only have a banana and nothing else... so it cant be menstration. Maybe I should check again tho.
Depression huh.... nah could not be haha coz I dont have the tendency to seek death.
So what in the world is wrong with me?
Maybe its just me.
Dunno why I have been in a pretty foul mood this whole day...
Then I am also very lost... dunno what to do. In the past, I would PS my life away during holidays but now, I no longer feel tempted to play the PS. Its like I lost interest in it completely.... I have been stoning my life away this whole day.
Whats happening to me?
Is this what they call mood swing? But usually, capricious emotions are due to either depression, menstration or pregnancy. I am definitely not pregnant. I cant anyway.
I am certain that I only have a banana and nothing else... so it cant be menstration. Maybe I should check again tho.
Depression huh.... nah could not be haha coz I dont have the tendency to seek death.
So what in the world is wrong with me?
Maybe its just me.
November 26, 2006
hahahahahahaha...
very happy coz my exams ended... about one week ago lol.
anyways now that i have access to my ps2, i no longer give a damn about my computer mwahahah... ok not like i can live without it.. just that i use it less often than before because ps2 rocks! and my obsolete and lousy com sucks! things would be different if i could get my hand on an AlienWare but never mind about that now.
i had no intention to blog at all today(nor anytime in the near future) but something happened unfortunately and i just had to.
before this i was playing uncharted waters one and i was happy sailing along the mediterranean sea after making a fortune from trading, looking for mates to work for me. then this bloody pirate just had to attack me and sink me!! sickening son of a female dog. and the worst is i dint save my progress.... and i need to start all over again.... DARNNNNNNNNNN the thought of starting all over again disgusts me so i decided to stop playing the game.
but the night is still young and i dun feel like sleeping.. i cant play the ps2 coz its in my room, which is also my parent's room who are already asleep. and i am too lazy to bring the console into the living room...
Hence, i decided to blog~
lets have a recap of wat i did this past week.
monday 20/11/2006 - cessation of my A levels. very happy. went home and stone for the rest of the day.
tuesday 21/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. i tink i went swmming. and then went to borrow tv from my aunt to play my ps2.
wednesday 22/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. oh suddenly recall, went to shop for prom clothes with cow peh seng, ken neh neh, sick smiley groper and mr commando. misguided them to marina square hah. dint get the clothes i wan tho coz none catches my eye.
thursday 23/11/2006 - i definitely remembered wat i did today hehe coz immediately after the day where i went shopping with my 4 frens, i went to shop again for my clothes.. and i found it. cost me a bomb tho. i shall not disclose the sum here.
friday 24/11/2006 - went to shop for my clothes at raoul with sher coz i cant find one i like previously... wait a minute - if i shopped for my clothes and bought it today, then wat was i doing on thursday? there must be some sort of a time paradox here. lets see... i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes again on the day after i shopped with the group of 4... and i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes on friday coz sher came home from seasons park that day. SO, i tink my entry for wednesday is wrong. if thats the case, i cant rmb wat i did that day haha. hmmm wat did i did on wednesday......
saturday 25/11/2006 - went to toa payoh to sell my hp but in the end i dint cos the highest price i was offered is $120. i was damn toot also. i immediately tell the dealer about the specs and info and how long i used it, its condition etc etc when i am not suppose to coz that way, i wud be able to get a better price or sth liddat. or at least i shud wait to the dealer ask me before telling him but no, i told him everything before he even decide to wat price to give me haha. shit me lah. oh well anyways i wun be selling my hp. went to vivo city with sher after that and well its not as extravagant as the advertisements make them to be. but its still quite nice. and it has CARLS JUNIOR! went back to ps in the evening. tako pachi very delicious. i am addicted to it. then went to cathay and wanted to watch happy feet with sher but no seats left. so went home.
sunday 26/11/2006 - went swimming. saw a cute ang moh guy at the pool(?) bought a bar of toblerone to eat and boy, its so delicious! i have wanted to buy it in the past few days already but only found the chance to do so today. toblerone rocks. i tink i am addicted to it.
ladidi ladida
ladidi ladida
i wanna see you cum
into my life...
"Gloria gloria gloria gloria.. our great Japanese female volleyball team will bring us glory. Gloria gloria gloria gloria... our volleyball team confirm will win!" Lyrics from the song "Gloria"
very happy coz my exams ended... about one week ago lol.
anyways now that i have access to my ps2, i no longer give a damn about my computer mwahahah... ok not like i can live without it.. just that i use it less often than before because ps2 rocks! and my obsolete and lousy com sucks! things would be different if i could get my hand on an AlienWare but never mind about that now.
i had no intention to blog at all today(nor anytime in the near future) but something happened unfortunately and i just had to.
before this i was playing uncharted waters one and i was happy sailing along the mediterranean sea after making a fortune from trading, looking for mates to work for me. then this bloody pirate just had to attack me and sink me!! sickening son of a female dog. and the worst is i dint save my progress.... and i need to start all over again.... DARNNNNNNNNNN the thought of starting all over again disgusts me so i decided to stop playing the game.
but the night is still young and i dun feel like sleeping.. i cant play the ps2 coz its in my room, which is also my parent's room who are already asleep. and i am too lazy to bring the console into the living room...
Hence, i decided to blog~
lets have a recap of wat i did this past week.
monday 20/11/2006 - cessation of my A levels. very happy. went home and stone for the rest of the day.
tuesday 21/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. i tink i went swmming. and then went to borrow tv from my aunt to play my ps2.
wednesday 22/11/2006 - cant remember wat i did. oh suddenly recall, went to shop for prom clothes with cow peh seng, ken neh neh, sick smiley groper and mr commando. misguided them to marina square hah. dint get the clothes i wan tho coz none catches my eye.
thursday 23/11/2006 - i definitely remembered wat i did today hehe coz immediately after the day where i went shopping with my 4 frens, i went to shop again for my clothes.. and i found it. cost me a bomb tho. i shall not disclose the sum here.
friday 24/11/2006 - went to shop for my clothes at raoul with sher coz i cant find one i like previously... wait a minute - if i shopped for my clothes and bought it today, then wat was i doing on thursday? there must be some sort of a time paradox here. lets see... i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes again on the day after i shopped with the group of 4... and i am very sure that i shopped for my clothes on friday coz sher came home from seasons park that day. SO, i tink my entry for wednesday is wrong. if thats the case, i cant rmb wat i did that day haha. hmmm wat did i did on wednesday......
saturday 25/11/2006 - went to toa payoh to sell my hp but in the end i dint cos the highest price i was offered is $120. i was damn toot also. i immediately tell the dealer about the specs and info and how long i used it, its condition etc etc when i am not suppose to coz that way, i wud be able to get a better price or sth liddat. or at least i shud wait to the dealer ask me before telling him but no, i told him everything before he even decide to wat price to give me haha. shit me lah. oh well anyways i wun be selling my hp. went to vivo city with sher after that and well its not as extravagant as the advertisements make them to be. but its still quite nice. and it has CARLS JUNIOR! went back to ps in the evening. tako pachi very delicious. i am addicted to it. then went to cathay and wanted to watch happy feet with sher but no seats left. so went home.
sunday 26/11/2006 - went swimming. saw a cute ang moh guy at the pool(?) bought a bar of toblerone to eat and boy, its so delicious! i have wanted to buy it in the past few days already but only found the chance to do so today. toblerone rocks. i tink i am addicted to it.
ladidi ladida
ladidi ladida
i wanna see you cum
into my life...
"Gloria gloria gloria gloria.. our great Japanese female volleyball team will bring us glory. Gloria gloria gloria gloria... our volleyball team confirm will win!" Lyrics from the song "Gloria"
November 20, 2006
I was studying, like the diligent and smart boy that I am, for my Further Maths paper when I got quite sianz.
So I decided to take a break and went to practice my pyrokinesis. I have been doing it for years but still can't seem to get the hang of it....
I placed a piece of paper infront of me and started to focus my energy...
...10 seconds later, nothing happened.
..... 1 minute later, nothing happened.
....... 5 minutes later, the paper was still intact.
"Ah heck!"
I decided to stop wasting time and went back to study. Just when I was about to start my 2005 paper, something happened.
Something which I never anticipated.
Something serious.
An unit in my block, two storeys above me and several units to my left, caught fire! No wonder there is a waff of burning smell lingering in the air. And the air outside my windows look unusually misty today as well. The fire was pretty big. When I stick my head out of the window to catch a glimpse, like the Singaporean that I am(hey lets admit it. If you were me you would do the same), I saw thick black smoke pouring out of the kitchen windows. Its like those kind of scene in TV dramas you know. Gradually, the smell of plastic and rubber burning also became stronger, so much so that the air becomes rather pungent to my nose.
Things were really serious; many people began gathering at the carpark to look at the burning unit(Singaporeans UNITE! We're always there for each other when trouble arises!). Not only that, people from the opposite blocks were also looking!
The red dot is the burning unit while the dark yellow dots are all the onlookers.
Apparently, my brother's wife told me that there was a deafening explosion of some sort but I didn't hear any explosions at all? Could it be that I have sub-concsiously created that inferno while focusing my energy earlier on for my pyrokinetic practice? Tua pek gong! If its really me, I would be so happy!!! Bt please don;t be mistaken; I am not a pyromaniac. I think I am more of a cryomaniac if you would.
Then suddenly, in addition to all the crackling sounds and chatterings of the onlookers, I heard an unidentified sound. I began looking around the carpark for the source of this sound but I can't seem to find any. However, this mysterious sound was getting louder and louder and louder... and it appears to be coming from the carpark entrance. I kept my eyes glued to the entrance while the sound continue to get louder.
Then, the sound became clear, it was a series of screeches and it was getting clearer. Obviously, it was a vehicle moving but from the way the screeches was coming from it, its as if the vehicle was making tight swerves and drifting around, with a pro driver at the wheel. Come to think of it, there are several turns in the roads linking my house carpark to the main road.
SCREECHHHHHHHH----EEEEEEEE EEEEEKKKK
Its the fire engine of our dependable Singapore Civil Defence Force! And its drifting like mad into my carpark! You guys should have watched it swerved right into my carpark!!!! Ok fine, I am crapping this but hey, its for special effects.
Anyway, yeah two fire engines arrived, put out the fire, saved the victims and left. The crowd dispersed and everything returned to normal except for a scorched unit on my block. Meanwhile, an excited me was eating peanut butter bread with coffee and SMSing my friends about this incident. Don't ask me why - I am a Real Singaporean. (part Russian tho)
And i apologized for the somewhat abrupt ending. Felt too sianz to continue elaborating further.
- Pyrokinetic Pikachu!!!! It glows.
- The Fire Engine
- Nope, this is not the Indon haze. Its smoke from the fire.
- Singaporeans UNITE! Helpful onlookers.
- Nope, this is not the aftermath of the Indon haze. The fire has been put out.
-I think they call this the Rhinocerous. Not sure what it did though. It only arrived after the fire was put out.
So I decided to take a break and went to practice my pyrokinesis. I have been doing it for years but still can't seem to get the hang of it....
I placed a piece of paper infront of me and started to focus my energy...
...10 seconds later, nothing happened.
..... 1 minute later, nothing happened.
....... 5 minutes later, the paper was still intact.
"Ah heck!"
I decided to stop wasting time and went back to study. Just when I was about to start my 2005 paper, something happened.
Something which I never anticipated.
Something serious.
An unit in my block, two storeys above me and several units to my left, caught fire! No wonder there is a waff of burning smell lingering in the air. And the air outside my windows look unusually misty today as well. The fire was pretty big. When I stick my head out of the window to catch a glimpse, like the Singaporean that I am(hey lets admit it. If you were me you would do the same), I saw thick black smoke pouring out of the kitchen windows. Its like those kind of scene in TV dramas you know. Gradually, the smell of plastic and rubber burning also became stronger, so much so that the air becomes rather pungent to my nose.
Things were really serious; many people began gathering at the carpark to look at the burning unit(Singaporeans UNITE! We're always there for each other when trouble arises!). Not only that, people from the opposite blocks were also looking!
The red dot is the burning unit while the dark yellow dots are all the onlookers.
Apparently, my brother's wife told me that there was a deafening explosion of some sort but I didn't hear any explosions at all? Could it be that I have sub-concsiously created that inferno while focusing my energy earlier on for my pyrokinetic practice? Tua pek gong! If its really me, I would be so happy!!! Bt please don;t be mistaken; I am not a pyromaniac. I think I am more of a cryomaniac if you would.
Then suddenly, in addition to all the crackling sounds and chatterings of the onlookers, I heard an unidentified sound. I began looking around the carpark for the source of this sound but I can't seem to find any. However, this mysterious sound was getting louder and louder and louder... and it appears to be coming from the carpark entrance. I kept my eyes glued to the entrance while the sound continue to get louder.
Then, the sound became clear, it was a series of screeches and it was getting clearer. Obviously, it was a vehicle moving but from the way the screeches was coming from it, its as if the vehicle was making tight swerves and drifting around, with a pro driver at the wheel. Come to think of it, there are several turns in the roads linking my house carpark to the main road.
SCREECHHHHHHHH----EEEEEEEE EEEEEKKKK
Its the fire engine of our dependable Singapore Civil Defence Force! And its drifting like mad into my carpark! You guys should have watched it swerved right into my carpark!!!! Ok fine, I am crapping this but hey, its for special effects.
Anyway, yeah two fire engines arrived, put out the fire, saved the victims and left. The crowd dispersed and everything returned to normal except for a scorched unit on my block. Meanwhile, an excited me was eating peanut butter bread with coffee and SMSing my friends about this incident. Don't ask me why - I am a Real Singaporean. (part Russian tho)
And i apologized for the somewhat abrupt ending. Felt too sianz to continue elaborating further.
- Pyrokinetic Pikachu!!!! It glows.
- The Fire Engine
- Nope, this is not the Indon haze. Its smoke from the fire.
- Singaporeans UNITE! Helpful onlookers.
- Nope, this is not the aftermath of the Indon haze. The fire has been put out.
-I think they call this the Rhinocerous. Not sure what it did though. It only arrived after the fire was put out.
November 15, 2006
Just had a round of Rise of Nations with Ted... Damn funny... the computer AI nuke him machiam like free like that lol. If you are wondering, I only fired one nuke at his cities. Yep. Just ONE. The remaining 20 plus nukes he received were all delivered by the AI.
The scene is freaking amusing.. its like he gets nuked and nuked continuosly and the mushroom cloud keeps appearing lol.
All the players, both human and AI, were defeated in the end due to Armageddon... something that will occur if too many nukes are fired...
Therefore, nukes are very dangerous items.
The scene is freaking amusing.. its like he gets nuked and nuked continuosly and the mushroom cloud keeps appearing lol.
All the players, both human and AI, were defeated in the end due to Armageddon... something that will occur if too many nukes are fired...
Therefore, nukes are very dangerous items.
November 10, 2006
It's a rainy day today.
I love rainy days. The rain looks alluring to me. It always does.
I think my natural element should be water.
It's really a rainy day. Have been raining since this morning and it haven't stopped since.
What a cool and nice day.
It dampens my flaming efforts to start studying. As of now, I have yet to done anything constructive...
.
.
.
.
.
Ha.
I discovered a new way to pass my time; punching tennis balls and watch them get launched across the room. And if you are wondering, I was inspired by Major Alex Louis Armstrong. Actually realized that its quite fun to punch things and watch it fly around. It allows me to vent some of my frustration as well.
However, one drawback is that it actually hurts if you punch the tennis ball hard enough. And if you don't punch it hard, you won't feel the shuang-ness.
Perhaps I should get a pair of gauntlets.
Next up: Start playing with the lighter(or start rubbing sandpapers).
I love rainy days. The rain looks alluring to me. It always does.
I think my natural element should be water.
It's really a rainy day. Have been raining since this morning and it haven't stopped since.
What a cool and nice day.
It dampens my flaming efforts to start studying. As of now, I have yet to done anything constructive...
.
.
.
.
.
Ha.
I discovered a new way to pass my time; punching tennis balls and watch them get launched across the room. And if you are wondering, I was inspired by Major Alex Louis Armstrong. Actually realized that its quite fun to punch things and watch it fly around. It allows me to vent some of my frustration as well.
However, one drawback is that it actually hurts if you punch the tennis ball hard enough. And if you don't punch it hard, you won't feel the shuang-ness.
Perhaps I should get a pair of gauntlets.
Next up: Start playing with the lighter(or start rubbing sandpapers).
November 09, 2006
Just one hour ago, I was studying in the kitchen for my Maths paper later on in the afternoon. Half way through, I heard a slight "tap" behind me. So I turned around and...
-WHAT THE FUCK-
... a green grasshopper just landed on one of my cupboard door. The hair on my arms instantly rose up like needles and I can feel the goosebumps growing in my skin!
"What the hell! Its just an insect!" I thought to myself but I still can't overcome my fear... After awhile, I stood up and moved slowly, and I do mean slowly, to the living room - the safe zone.
The grasshopper was still on the door. I tried to stay calm, cool and collected while thinking of ways to chase the insect away. After awhile, I realized that I do not have any good ideas to chase it away.
"Wah lao its just a green insect lah, confirm got way to deal with it.." I thought to myself.
"Lets think logically - this is an insect which can fly... AHH IT FLIES!", immediately after this thought, my hair rose again and my goosebumps starts to build up once more. Heck. I hate flying insects.
All this while, I have been staring at the grasshopper, making sure that it does not move away without me knowing it where it movedto. Trust me, thats the last thing you want to happen when you are trapped with a FLYING insect in an enclosed area. I was still staring deeply at the insect, hoping that it will just go away when suddenly, the darn insect took flight - I got shocked and jumped like 1.5 metres backwards into the living room.
Fuck. How could I be manhandled by that puny little organism?
Needless to say, my goosebumps built up again...
That stupid grasshopper took flight and land at a spot that is just a few centimetres away from its original spot. Its like it is scaring me deliberately.
Damn.
After calming down, I finally thought of something; projectile weapons!
I found 3 rubber bands on my living room wheel-table and launched it at the grasshopper.
Shot 1... missed.
Shot 2..... missed.
Shot 3........ MISSED!!!
I have tons of rubber bands but they are all in the kitchen....
Then I realized that I could crush waste paper and hurl it at the cursed monster!
So I opened the drawer and found only 5 pieces of rough paper for my maths and physics workings... I used to have lots but I threw them into the recyling bag a few days ago...
I took aim and:
Shot 1.. missed
Shot 2... missed
Shot 3.... missed
Frustrated, I crush the remaining two papers together and hurl it at the monster.
shot 4....... MISSED!
Ah HECK. I suck at throwing things at things.
While thinking of what I can do next, my handphone rang and I found out later that it was Chia Seng... In this kind of situation, I need the pest removal service, not a maths pro...
Meanwhile, I found a piece of cardboard and held it in my hand. It was like my sword for fighting that heinous monster! But that sword is pretty useless if it cant strike the enemy. Still, I held it for assurance purposes.
"Wah LAO just go away lah bloody hell!" I murmured to myself. I was really desperate to get rid of the green thing.
Then that green thing took flight again, I was prepared for it this time, and it make a few rounds around the kitchen before landing on the wall opposite of the cupboard it was initially on. When it crawled onto the cable at the top of the wall, I was half hoping that it will get electrocuted. Of course, I am not psychic and it continued crawling along the cable.
I suddenly thought of a tool that would be very handy in these kind of situations - the electric racket! It actually looks like a badminton racket, except that the "net" on the racket are wires which will conduct electricity when you press the switch. Its used for electrocuting insects. I had one a few years ago but it became faulty and my mom threw it away. I regretted not asking her to get a new one.
While I am deep in my thoughts, the green thing took flight again and I got freaked out(fuck) because it sort of flew towards me.
Then, the worst thing happened to me.
I lost track of the damn creature!!!!!!!!!
I saw it flew towards the ground but it wasnt there when I bent down to survey the ground. And I dont see it anywhere thats visible to me either.
"What the FUCK!" I thought to myself.
I am in really deep shit now. I've got three options.
1) Go to sleep immediately and hope that the thing will just go away.
2) Return to the kitchen desk and continue studying, ignoring its presence.
3) Track the damn thing out and destroy it.
I chose option 3 and after bracing myself, I took a step across the boundary and entered the danger zone.
I pushed the chair nearest to me with my leg and nothing green flew out from it. So I took that chair and placed it in the living room. I did the same to the remaining two chairs and the green thing was not hidding in either of them.
Then, I roughly remembered that it briedly flew in the direction towards my pencil case. So I went into the living room, took an umbrella and went back to the kitchen and poked my pencil case with the umbrella.
Nothing flew out.
I was really worried by now because that green thing could now be anywhere! I was already half-way into the kitchen and would suffer serious damage if the enemy were to ambush me. Worse, it could attack me from the flank and cut off my only route of escape. If that really happens, I figure that I will just have to lock myself in the toilet and wait for dad to wake up next morning and chase the cursed creature away.
Luckily for me, I dont have to spend the night with my family's shit.
I saw the target crawling on the side of the refrigerator and it appears to have not seen me yet. So, I grabbed my sword quickly and slapped it against the green thing.
*PIAK*.
The enemy fell on to the ground.
YES! I have successfully disabled the enemy's movement! Thats a huge victory!!!
*PIAK**PIAK**PIAK*
.............................................................................
The enemy has been eradicated.
Yes. Finally, I've gotten rid of the dang green thing.
Upon inspecting the corpse, I realised that it is really a grasshopper which I suspected initially. Man I am a genius.
I scooped the green pulp up and dump it into the rubbish chute.
All is peaceful once more and I resumed my studies.
Blistering barnacles!!! I can watch all the sick and psychotic horror films along in the entire cinema and yet, I get so freaked out by a tiny green entity thats 100 times(or maybe more) smaller than me.
Tua Pek Gong, I am such a chicken-wuss......
One of these days, I am gonna overcome my fear and before I do, I am gonna get myself a brand new electric racket.
-WHAT THE FUCK-
... a green grasshopper just landed on one of my cupboard door. The hair on my arms instantly rose up like needles and I can feel the goosebumps growing in my skin!
"What the hell! Its just an insect!" I thought to myself but I still can't overcome my fear... After awhile, I stood up and moved slowly, and I do mean slowly, to the living room - the safe zone.
The grasshopper was still on the door. I tried to stay calm, cool and collected while thinking of ways to chase the insect away. After awhile, I realized that I do not have any good ideas to chase it away.
"Wah lao its just a green insect lah, confirm got way to deal with it.." I thought to myself.
"Lets think logically - this is an insect which can fly... AHH IT FLIES!", immediately after this thought, my hair rose again and my goosebumps starts to build up once more. Heck. I hate flying insects.
All this while, I have been staring at the grasshopper, making sure that it does not move away without me knowing it where it movedto. Trust me, thats the last thing you want to happen when you are trapped with a FLYING insect in an enclosed area. I was still staring deeply at the insect, hoping that it will just go away when suddenly, the darn insect took flight - I got shocked and jumped like 1.5 metres backwards into the living room.
Fuck. How could I be manhandled by that puny little organism?
Needless to say, my goosebumps built up again...
That stupid grasshopper took flight and land at a spot that is just a few centimetres away from its original spot. Its like it is scaring me deliberately.
Damn.
After calming down, I finally thought of something; projectile weapons!
I found 3 rubber bands on my living room wheel-table and launched it at the grasshopper.
Shot 1... missed.
Shot 2..... missed.
Shot 3........ MISSED!!!
I have tons of rubber bands but they are all in the kitchen....
Then I realized that I could crush waste paper and hurl it at the cursed monster!
So I opened the drawer and found only 5 pieces of rough paper for my maths and physics workings... I used to have lots but I threw them into the recyling bag a few days ago...
I took aim and:
Shot 1.. missed
Shot 2... missed
Shot 3.... missed
Frustrated, I crush the remaining two papers together and hurl it at the monster.
shot 4....... MISSED!
Ah HECK. I suck at throwing things at things.
While thinking of what I can do next, my handphone rang and I found out later that it was Chia Seng... In this kind of situation, I need the pest removal service, not a maths pro...
Meanwhile, I found a piece of cardboard and held it in my hand. It was like my sword for fighting that heinous monster! But that sword is pretty useless if it cant strike the enemy. Still, I held it for assurance purposes.
"Wah LAO just go away lah bloody hell!" I murmured to myself. I was really desperate to get rid of the green thing.
Then that green thing took flight again, I was prepared for it this time, and it make a few rounds around the kitchen before landing on the wall opposite of the cupboard it was initially on. When it crawled onto the cable at the top of the wall, I was half hoping that it will get electrocuted. Of course, I am not psychic and it continued crawling along the cable.
I suddenly thought of a tool that would be very handy in these kind of situations - the electric racket! It actually looks like a badminton racket, except that the "net" on the racket are wires which will conduct electricity when you press the switch. Its used for electrocuting insects. I had one a few years ago but it became faulty and my mom threw it away. I regretted not asking her to get a new one.
While I am deep in my thoughts, the green thing took flight again and I got freaked out(fuck) because it sort of flew towards me.
Then, the worst thing happened to me.
I lost track of the damn creature!!!!!!!!!
I saw it flew towards the ground but it wasnt there when I bent down to survey the ground. And I dont see it anywhere thats visible to me either.
"What the FUCK!" I thought to myself.
I am in really deep shit now. I've got three options.
1) Go to sleep immediately and hope that the thing will just go away.
2) Return to the kitchen desk and continue studying, ignoring its presence.
3) Track the damn thing out and destroy it.
I chose option 3 and after bracing myself, I took a step across the boundary and entered the danger zone.
I pushed the chair nearest to me with my leg and nothing green flew out from it. So I took that chair and placed it in the living room. I did the same to the remaining two chairs and the green thing was not hidding in either of them.
Then, I roughly remembered that it briedly flew in the direction towards my pencil case. So I went into the living room, took an umbrella and went back to the kitchen and poked my pencil case with the umbrella.
Nothing flew out.
I was really worried by now because that green thing could now be anywhere! I was already half-way into the kitchen and would suffer serious damage if the enemy were to ambush me. Worse, it could attack me from the flank and cut off my only route of escape. If that really happens, I figure that I will just have to lock myself in the toilet and wait for dad to wake up next morning and chase the cursed creature away.
Luckily for me, I dont have to spend the night with my family's shit.
I saw the target crawling on the side of the refrigerator and it appears to have not seen me yet. So, I grabbed my sword quickly and slapped it against the green thing.
*PIAK*.
The enemy fell on to the ground.
YES! I have successfully disabled the enemy's movement! Thats a huge victory!!!
*PIAK**PIAK**PIAK*
.............................................................................
The enemy has been eradicated.
Yes. Finally, I've gotten rid of the dang green thing.
Upon inspecting the corpse, I realised that it is really a grasshopper which I suspected initially. Man I am a genius.
I scooped the green pulp up and dump it into the rubbish chute.
All is peaceful once more and I resumed my studies.
Blistering barnacles!!! I can watch all the sick and psychotic horror films along in the entire cinema and yet, I get so freaked out by a tiny green entity thats 100 times(or maybe more) smaller than me.
Tua Pek Gong, I am such a chicken-wuss......
One of these days, I am gonna overcome my fear and before I do, I am gonna get myself a brand new electric racket.
November 05, 2006
Mr. Saddam Hussein, the ex-president of Iraq, has been sentenced to death, reported just a few minutes ago on Channel NewsAsia.
"Let me ask you this as an Iraqi that if you were to pass a death sentence on Saddam, remember that he is a military men and should be killed by a firing squad; not by hanging like some common criminal." Saddam said to the judge... He has been defiant till the end.
Mom's away in China now for a vacation, leaving me and my dad at home...
"Let me ask you this as an Iraqi that if you were to pass a death sentence on Saddam, remember that he is a military men and should be killed by a firing squad; not by hanging like some common criminal." Saddam said to the judge... He has been defiant till the end.
Mom's away in China now for a vacation, leaving me and my dad at home...
November 04, 2006
OH crap. YouTube doesnt has any proper HappyTreeFriends videos. And I thought I was going to laugh my way to sleep. Oh well.
I discovered some other cool stuffs though! Check this out.
Teleportation
Ever since the wheel was invented more than 5,000 years ago, people have been inventing new ways to travel faster from one point to another. Yet each of these forms of transportation share the same flaw: They require us to cross a physical distance, which can take anywhere from minutes to many hours depending on the starting and ending points.
But what if there were a way to get you from your home to the supermarket without having to use your car, or from your backyard to the International Space Station without having to board a spacecraft? Teleportation to the rescue!
Teleportation involves dematerializing an object at one point, and sending the details of that object's precise atomic configuration to another location, where it will be reconstructed. What this means is that time and space could be eliminated from travel -- we could be transported to any location instantly, without actually crossing a physical distance.
In 1998, physicists at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), along with two European groups, turned the IBM ideas into reality by successfully teleporting a photon, a particle of energy that carries light. The Caltech group was able to read the atomic structure of a photon, send this information across 1 meter (3.28 feet) of coaxial cable and create a replica of the photon. As predicted, the original photon no longer existed once the replica was made.
The most recent successful teleportation experiment took place on October 4, 2006 at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, Denmark. Dr. Eugene Polzik and his team teleported information stored in a laser beam into a cloud of atoms. According to Polzik, "It is one step further because for the first time it involves teleportation between light and matter, two different objects. One is the carrier of information and the other one is the storage medium". The information was teleported a little more than half a meter, as opposed to the minute distances achieved in previous experiments.
Unfortunately, teleportation seems to be possible only in the realm of the quantum.
For a person to be transported, a machine would have to be built that can pinpoint and analyze all of the 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms that make up the human body. That's more than a trillion trillion atoms. This machine would then have to send this information to another location, where the person's body would be reconstructed with exact precision. Molecules couldn't be even a millimeter out of place, lest the person arrive with some severe neurological or physiological defect.
If such a machine were possible, it's unlikely that the person being transported would actually be "transported." It would work more like a fax machine -- a duplicate of the person would be made at the receiving end, but with much greater precision than a fax machine. But what would happen to the original? One theory suggests that teleportation would combine genetic cloning with digitization.
In this biodigital cloning, tele-travelers would have to die, in a sense. Their original mind and body would no longer exist. Instead, their atomic structure would be recreated in another location, and digitization would recreate the travelers' memories, emotions, hopes and dreams. So the travelers would still exist, but they would do so in a new body, of the same atomic structure as the original body, programmed with the same information.
Hmm not a very reliable way to travel if you ask me. I wouldnt want a machine to be handling with my genetic data. Besides, I would lose my original body and my feelings and all would be re-programmed!!! Do I simply just become another pile of ones and zeroes? Heck I would no longer be the original me anymore... But then again, if it doenst feel any different to be in the new me and the old me... then why not? It sure is cool anyway, disappearing from one place and re-appearing in another instantly.
Nonetheless, still prefer the old school methods - buses, MRTs, taxis etc etc.
I discovered some other cool stuffs though! Check this out.
Teleportation
Ever since the wheel was invented more than 5,000 years ago, people have been inventing new ways to travel faster from one point to another. Yet each of these forms of transportation share the same flaw: They require us to cross a physical distance, which can take anywhere from minutes to many hours depending on the starting and ending points.
But what if there were a way to get you from your home to the supermarket without having to use your car, or from your backyard to the International Space Station without having to board a spacecraft? Teleportation to the rescue!
Teleportation involves dematerializing an object at one point, and sending the details of that object's precise atomic configuration to another location, where it will be reconstructed. What this means is that time and space could be eliminated from travel -- we could be transported to any location instantly, without actually crossing a physical distance.
In 1998, physicists at the California Institute of Technology (Caltech), along with two European groups, turned the IBM ideas into reality by successfully teleporting a photon, a particle of energy that carries light. The Caltech group was able to read the atomic structure of a photon, send this information across 1 meter (3.28 feet) of coaxial cable and create a replica of the photon. As predicted, the original photon no longer existed once the replica was made.
The most recent successful teleportation experiment took place on October 4, 2006 at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, Denmark. Dr. Eugene Polzik and his team teleported information stored in a laser beam into a cloud of atoms. According to Polzik, "It is one step further because for the first time it involves teleportation between light and matter, two different objects. One is the carrier of information and the other one is the storage medium". The information was teleported a little more than half a meter, as opposed to the minute distances achieved in previous experiments.
Unfortunately, teleportation seems to be possible only in the realm of the quantum.
For a person to be transported, a machine would have to be built that can pinpoint and analyze all of the 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms that make up the human body. That's more than a trillion trillion atoms. This machine would then have to send this information to another location, where the person's body would be reconstructed with exact precision. Molecules couldn't be even a millimeter out of place, lest the person arrive with some severe neurological or physiological defect.
If such a machine were possible, it's unlikely that the person being transported would actually be "transported." It would work more like a fax machine -- a duplicate of the person would be made at the receiving end, but with much greater precision than a fax machine. But what would happen to the original? One theory suggests that teleportation would combine genetic cloning with digitization.
In this biodigital cloning, tele-travelers would have to die, in a sense. Their original mind and body would no longer exist. Instead, their atomic structure would be recreated in another location, and digitization would recreate the travelers' memories, emotions, hopes and dreams. So the travelers would still exist, but they would do so in a new body, of the same atomic structure as the original body, programmed with the same information.
Hmm not a very reliable way to travel if you ask me. I wouldnt want a machine to be handling with my genetic data. Besides, I would lose my original body and my feelings and all would be re-programmed!!! Do I simply just become another pile of ones and zeroes? Heck I would no longer be the original me anymore... But then again, if it doenst feel any different to be in the new me and the old me... then why not? It sure is cool anyway, disappearing from one place and re-appearing in another instantly.
Nonetheless, still prefer the old school methods - buses, MRTs, taxis etc etc.
Suffering from serious sleeplessness. Decided to read something interesting.
PAIN
Pain is an unpleasant feeling which may be associated with actual or potential tissue damage and which may have physical and emotional components. According to the International Association for the Study of Pain (IASP), one should distinguish between pain and nociception.
Despite its unpleasantness, pain is an important part of the existence of humans and other animals; in fact, it is vital to survival. Pain encourages an organism to disengage from the noxious stimulus associated with the pain. Preliminary pain can serve to indicate that an injury is imminent, such as the ache from a soon-to-be-broken bone. Pain may also promote the healing process, since most organisms will protect an injured region in order to avoid further pain. People born with congenital insensitivity to pain usually have short life spans, and suffer numerous ailments such as broken bones, bed sores, and chronic infection.
Interestingly, the brain itself is devoid of nociceptive tissue, and hence cannot experience pain. Thus, a headache is not due to stimulation of pain fibers in the brain itself. Rather, the membrane surrounding the brain and spinal cord, called the dura mater, is innervated with pain receptors, and stimulation of these dural nociceptors (pain receptors) is thought to be involved to some extent in producing headache pain. Some evolutionary biologists have speculated that this lack of nociceptive tissue in the brain might be because any injury of sufficient magnitude to cause pain in the brain has a sufficiently high probability of being fatal that development of nociceptive tissue therein would have little to no survival benefit.
FEAR
It's dark out, and you're home alone. The house is quiet other than the sound of the show you're watching on TV. You see it and hear it at the same time: The front door is suddenly thrown against the door frame.
Your breathing speeds up. Your heart races. Your muscles tighten.
A split second later, you know it's the wind. No one is trying to get into your home.
For a split second, you were so afraid that you reacted as if your life were in danger, your body initiating the fight-or-flight response that is critical to any animal's survival. But really, there was no danger at all. What happened to cause such an intense reaction? What exactly is fear?
Fear is a chain reaction in the brain that starts with a stressful stimulus and ends with the release of chemicals that cause a racing heart, fast breathing and energized muscles, among other things, also known as the fight-or-flight response. The stimulus could be a spider, a knife at your throat, an auditorium full of people waiting for you to speak or the sudden thud of your front door against the door frame.
The brain is a profoundly complex organ. More than 100 billion nerve cells comprise an intricate network of communications that is the starting point of everything we sense, think and do. Some of these communications lead to conscious thought and action, while others produce autonomic responses. The fear response is almost entirely autonomic: We don't consciously trigger it or even know what's going on until it has run its course.
All of these physical responses are intended to help you survive a dangerous situation by preparing you to either run for your life or fight for your life (thus the term "fight or flight"). Fear -- and the fight-or-flight response in particular -- is an instinct that every animal possesses.
Still not feeling sleepy. Damn whats wrong with me - I need sleep!
Up Next: Happy Tree Friends
PAIN
Pain is an unpleasant feeling which may be associated with actual or potential tissue damage and which may have physical and emotional components. According to the International Association for the Study of Pain (IASP), one should distinguish between pain and nociception.
Despite its unpleasantness, pain is an important part of the existence of humans and other animals; in fact, it is vital to survival. Pain encourages an organism to disengage from the noxious stimulus associated with the pain. Preliminary pain can serve to indicate that an injury is imminent, such as the ache from a soon-to-be-broken bone. Pain may also promote the healing process, since most organisms will protect an injured region in order to avoid further pain. People born with congenital insensitivity to pain usually have short life spans, and suffer numerous ailments such as broken bones, bed sores, and chronic infection.
Interestingly, the brain itself is devoid of nociceptive tissue, and hence cannot experience pain. Thus, a headache is not due to stimulation of pain fibers in the brain itself. Rather, the membrane surrounding the brain and spinal cord, called the dura mater, is innervated with pain receptors, and stimulation of these dural nociceptors (pain receptors) is thought to be involved to some extent in producing headache pain. Some evolutionary biologists have speculated that this lack of nociceptive tissue in the brain might be because any injury of sufficient magnitude to cause pain in the brain has a sufficiently high probability of being fatal that development of nociceptive tissue therein would have little to no survival benefit.
FEAR
It's dark out, and you're home alone. The house is quiet other than the sound of the show you're watching on TV. You see it and hear it at the same time: The front door is suddenly thrown against the door frame.
Your breathing speeds up. Your heart races. Your muscles tighten.
A split second later, you know it's the wind. No one is trying to get into your home.
For a split second, you were so afraid that you reacted as if your life were in danger, your body initiating the fight-or-flight response that is critical to any animal's survival. But really, there was no danger at all. What happened to cause such an intense reaction? What exactly is fear?
Fear is a chain reaction in the brain that starts with a stressful stimulus and ends with the release of chemicals that cause a racing heart, fast breathing and energized muscles, among other things, also known as the fight-or-flight response. The stimulus could be a spider, a knife at your throat, an auditorium full of people waiting for you to speak or the sudden thud of your front door against the door frame.
The brain is a profoundly complex organ. More than 100 billion nerve cells comprise an intricate network of communications that is the starting point of everything we sense, think and do. Some of these communications lead to conscious thought and action, while others produce autonomic responses. The fear response is almost entirely autonomic: We don't consciously trigger it or even know what's going on until it has run its course.
All of these physical responses are intended to help you survive a dangerous situation by preparing you to either run for your life or fight for your life (thus the term "fight or flight"). Fear -- and the fight-or-flight response in particular -- is an instinct that every animal possesses.
Still not feeling sleepy. Damn whats wrong with me - I need sleep!
Up Next: Happy Tree Friends
November 02, 2006
OK!
My General Paper today was not really up to my expectation. The only thing I can do now is pray that I can manage a border-line pass(sounds cheap but hey, its still a pass!). Or I could also pray that the airplane thats transporting our papers to London crash midway, resulting in the loss of all our GP papers but not the death of the pilots. This way, the innocents would be spared and we might be able to retake GP!!!
I tried to chase away my GP blues and ended up watching YouTube, which is quite effective I must say because I watched some crappy stuff like Hardo Gay that got me laughing like an ass haha....
Then, I suddenly found it. It just came so suddenly that I almost can't believe my eyes. I have seen alot of videos in the past about muscular ladies, yes ladies and yes, they do exist. Most of them have the kind of bod that a guy, at least me, would
die for - six pacs, huge chests etc etc. However, despite their hot bod, their faces seems to be erm... abit the unique. Its like after attaining a male physique, these ladies seemed to also take on the appearance of a male.... you know what I am talking about.
What I am looking for is a woman with a fantastic physique and can still be an eye-candy. Yes, I do have a fancy for such ladies - who can stand those cute little itzie bitzie girls that always act cute all the time.. there are some exceptions though.
Anyways, yes, I finally found it. A woman, with a great physique and great face! Her name is Johanna Dejager. The weight she lifts her weight will put people like tedio to shame. and me as well haha..... But I whole-heartedly believe that shes hotter than somebody with the same name as Natasha Beddingfield who some guy I know dreams of running with on the school track.....
Enjoy!
Johanna Dejager.. I shall being admiring you like the way I admires The Boss!
My General Paper today was not really up to my expectation. The only thing I can do now is pray that I can manage a border-line pass(sounds cheap but hey, its still a pass!). Or I could also pray that the airplane thats transporting our papers to London crash midway, resulting in the loss of all our GP papers but not the death of the pilots. This way, the innocents would be spared and we might be able to retake GP!!!
I tried to chase away my GP blues and ended up watching YouTube, which is quite effective I must say because I watched some crappy stuff like Hardo Gay that got me laughing like an ass haha....
Then, I suddenly found it. It just came so suddenly that I almost can't believe my eyes. I have seen alot of videos in the past about muscular ladies, yes ladies and yes, they do exist. Most of them have the kind of bod that a guy, at least me, would
die for - six pacs, huge chests etc etc. However, despite their hot bod, their faces seems to be erm... abit the unique. Its like after attaining a male physique, these ladies seemed to also take on the appearance of a male.... you know what I am talking about.
What I am looking for is a woman with a fantastic physique and can still be an eye-candy. Yes, I do have a fancy for such ladies - who can stand those cute little itzie bitzie girls that always act cute all the time.. there are some exceptions though.
Anyways, yes, I finally found it. A woman, with a great physique and great face! Her name is Johanna Dejager. The weight she lifts her weight will put people like tedio to shame. and me as well haha..... But I whole-heartedly believe that shes hotter than somebody with the same name as Natasha Beddingfield who some guy I know dreams of running with on the school track.....
Enjoy!
Johanna Dejager.. I shall being admiring you like the way I admires The Boss!
November 01, 2006
October 29, 2006
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
But first...
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world............. *very deep sigh*
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
But first...
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world............. *very deep sigh*
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