What in tua pek gong's name is the Burmese Government doing? Forcing the Cyclone Nargis's refugees back to their devastated homeland without giving them any food supplies, tools and shelter! This is akin to forcing these poor civilians to death!

The government's reason for doing so is because they want the refugees to start reconstructing their destroyed homes and farmlands to help revive the country's economy.

WHAT THE FUCL REASON IS THAT MAN!

Without proper shelter, clean water, supplies, tools and other aids to rebuild their homeland, how the heck does the government expect them to survive in the wild? The refugess have practically nothing to return to! Cant the Burmese top brass see that?

I bet they must be dumb and retarded to not realize the folly of their actions. NO! They are downright asinine! A bunch of demented pigs in power!

Tua pek gong please save the Burmese refugees!

Grrrr. This display of an obviously erroneous policy reflects on the incompetence of the Burmese government. What an utter utter mis-management of crisis and resources.

If they can't rule the country, let me do the job for them.

First thing I will do is to crown myself President for life with unlimited judicial, legislative and executive power. Then I will start picking my Cabinet members.

Hmm.... Its not such a bad idea hehehe. Right. Off to create and plan my empire now.

What the fish?

Back in 2000, the price of one barrel of oil is $25.
Now in 2008, it shot up to $125 per barrel!

A $100 jump in just 8 years thanks to Mr Bush messing with some oil producing countries in the Middle East. No wonder every driver is complaining nowadays about the exhobitant oil prices.

If I had known this is going to happen, I would have stockpiled barrels of oil at home and then sell them now to make big money!

Hmm... Interesting. Another idea comes to my mind almost instantly!

If I can dominate the global oil industry, I can practically dominate the entire world!
My evil plan to conquer the world!

Whichever country refuses to submit to my will shall risk having their crucial economic installations shut down; no oil will be sold to those that disobeys me! And because I dominate the oil industry, I can sell at any price I like! $5000 per barrel... sounds almost like an instant way to become the richest man on Earth. Mwhaha.

But first, I must find some way to unite all the major oil-producing country under my glorious banner. I will probably go and join the ranks of Gazprom, Russia's multi-national oil conglomerate, and then slowly rise up the corporate ladder. Then once I become CEO and the chairman of the Board of Directors, I will use my financial power and the political power I have from Kremlim to coerce those oil-producing nations to ally me!

They either join me, or face total annihilation by my invincible space cannon (courtesy of the Russian Space Agency)! I will have total control! With that, China, America and other so-called superpowers can kiss my a$%!

Mwahahaha. There is no need for war! I just need oil to rule the world!
Just you all wait and see!

News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was, alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

Currently idling Staff Officer to Head Operations and Training recommended me this anime called "Ghost Hunt". The plot revolves around this ghost hunter, Shibuya Kazuya, who is the director of Shibuya Psychic Research. Upon receiving a request from a client, Shubuya will investigate into the paranormal activities afflicting his client. At the end of the day, he will always solve the problems; only after having faced off with many spooky incidents.

"Ghost Hunt" is a rather educational anime too as many forms of curses, rituals and other similar items were mentioned in it. Those looking into occult stuff might want to give it a try.

I was browsing the our local Singapore Paranormal Investigators website for ghost stories just now and found a particularly funny paragraph in one of the stories:

"Conclusion was that the club was supposedly to give offerings to the spirits there. So they invited some bomohs down, but the bomoh said these are Chinese ghost."

So... racial stratification exists even after death?

First Myanmar and now China.

Mother Nature is unleashing her fury upon us! You must stop reading my blog and shut down all electrical appliances now. Stop going to work and stay at home.

Back to basics. Let us re-live the natural life in the past.

Pollute the Earth no more.

Or risk facing Armageddon.

The end is near.

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Are we advancing towards evolution or devolution? Why does the latter seems more like the direction we are heading towards to me?

To lock away our true selves and pretend to be someone else. Can one really find contentment in doing that? Whatever happened to altruism?

"Master, as you requested, I have concocted the poison."

"Excellent. So, how is it like?"

"Lethal. Absolutely lethal. It is tasteless, odorless, colourless and the best of it, it does not leave any traces in the human body. It can kill a grown adult in less than a minute."

"Impressive... lethal... brutally lethal."

"Indeed. It would not be exaggerating at all to call it the Most Potent poison in the entire world!"

"Most Potent you say... is there anything deadlier than this?"

"Yes there is."

"What is it?"

"The human heart."

"The heart...? Ahaha. Well said. I thank you for delivering to me this Most Potent poison. You have lived your purpose, I no longer have any use for you and I only trust the dead to keep a secret..."

"Master, you!? Have mercy!! Noooo."

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"God created men but Colt made them equal" is an apt statement to demonstrate the disparity in the strength of an armed man and an unarmed man.

The naturalists will preach that humans should employ natural, routine physical and mental training to augment individual's strengths in the body and mind. Think Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson. Bruce Lee is one of the most renowned Chinese martial artists in the history of mankind while Mike Tyson is one of the most feared opponents in the ring. But their brutal strength and deadly accuracy didn't come by chance; they have trained for their whole lives to attain their physical power.

But, so what?

Why spend a lifetime training just to be strong and miss out on other good things, such as sex, booze and weed?

Humans are intelligent creatures. Perhaps too intelligent for its own good. But, we were bestowed with this "intelligence" in the very beginning. As usual, we always manage find a way to defy nature and do things our way.

The advent of firearms rendered the notion of natural training to enhance one's strength obsolete. With a gun in hand, you can easily take down an unarmed opponent, even if he is an unparalleled martial expert like Bruce Lee. Oh. For your information, Bruce was assasinated by a gunman. He died well before his time. All the time and effort he spent in building up his physical strength has gone to waste. Thanks to a bullet from a gun.

So people. Now that you know the truth, you can continue to enjoy and revel everyday. Do not worry about your physical well-being. You just need to own a gun and you will be strong! Do not have to be afraid of those so-called martial experts. Just erase them with but a click on your trigger! See! That itself is strength! You can literally kill someone with your finger!

You don't have to worry about those super fast gong-fu and bullet catching tricks which is so prevalent in the movies nowadays. Let me assure you that they are nothing more than bullshit. Just one shot to any body part of a human will be enough to put that person out of commission.

Alright. Let me come to my main point today. I discovered a new passion for guns!

This is the Colt King Cobra revolver. Cool eh! It fires 0.38 caliber magnum rounds; these are enough to throw a grown man off his feet if shot.

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I pledge alliance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with justice and liberty for all.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pro-American and I am god-damn proud of it!

Someday, the world will open its eyes.