October 06, 2008

NEVER EAT AT CAFE CARTEL AT MARINA SQUARE. THEIR SERVICE IS ATROCIOUS AND THE FOOD IS HORRENDOUSLY INEDIBLE. HOWEVER, IF YOU ARE A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN, YOU CAN GO AND EAT THEIR FREE FLOW BREAD.

The Eagle Eye is another movie dealing with an Artificial Intelligence that became so smart that it outwitted their creators and attempts to destroy humanity for a greater cause. In Eagle Eye's case however, the AI only wishes to destroy the existing American Government and replace the political vacuum with another administration which is more benevolent and credible(George Bush? Evil ruler? You must be crazy to think that!)

Ariah, the AI featured in Eagle Eye, believes that the current American Government has become corrupted and is no longer capable of executing its function in a rational manner. Therefore, in the name of the Constitution of the United States, Article 34, Section 147, Clause 12, Line 1: "When the Government fails to operate in the benefit of the Nation, the People will have the right to overthrow them", Ariah started plotting to kill the entire American top brass. Despite being a super AI, Ariah does not understand the Constitution. The Constitution clearly states that only the PEOPLE has the right. She is just a piece of inorganic machinery. But whatever.

Using her super-intelligence and state of the art technology imbued in her, Ariah managed to take control of 2 humans and forced them to do her bidding. But, as you all might already know, Ariah was still destroyed ultimately (even with her seemingly infinitely powerful technology) and the 2 humans lived happily ever after. End of story. If you liked movies like iRobots, Resident Evil and Matrix, then its probably ok for you to catch this movie.

A full set of Nachos and half a tub of popcorn will leave a funny stinging aftertaste in your mouth.


No, this is not the movie poster.
Yes, this is an Eagle.




The movie poster for Eagle Eye

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