Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation

I bet the wives of these muscled-finger-ninja-warrior have tremendous fun with their husbands' fingers and one other appendage.

Damn! Those are rock solid fingers. I want to have strong fingers and arms like them too. It will definitely help me reach those hardened pieces of gold in my nose. Once upon a time, I couldn't even do a single normal pull-up. But I broke that barrier a long time ago together with some Altimus Major. Perhaps it is time for us to join forces again to achieve the amazing feat of poking our index finger through a coconut:

Come Altimus! Finger pull-ups during break time in NTU!!!!!