YES! ALL LOCAL NTU STUDENTS UNITE! EXPEL THE SICK MEN OF EAST ASIA BACK TO THEIR FILTHY LANDS!
I have personally had my life put at risk by these very pathetic creatures. I was still in the midst of alighting the bus when the driver suddenly shut the door and drove away. Fortunately, I was quick enough to dodge the snapping doors. Seriously. These creatures have eyes but doesn't know how to see and all they care about are their shift times and to drive around as fast as possible in any manner they deem fit.
If you ask your friends in NTU who have taken the shuttle bus before, don't be surprised to learn that one can actually drift with a 10 ton vehicle and make tight turns at speeds exceeding the safety limits. If you are looking to flaunt your exceptional balancing skills, look no further. Simply make a trip down to NTU and take one of our many shuttle bus services. I assure you will not regret the challenge. We guarantee to transform you from a clown to a ballerina.
Never mind that our government is subsidizing up to $12,000 for our university education.
Never mind that we need to fork out an additional $3000 to $4000 for our university fees.
Never mind that our parents pay taxes every year to fund our Ministry of Education.
It is all in the name of attracting
All hail PAP smear!
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