Sure. Guys like boobs. But there are some boobs which we should never fool around with because if we do, we will die a miserable death. Really.
These are the more conventional ones. If you're lucky, you might get to have some fun before the girl whip out those guys and give you a few holes.
These would be the more stealthy kind of killer boobs. Hidden behind those fluffy pom-pom bra pads which you can't wait to rip off, the girl can eject the barrel, which replaces their nipples I think, at anytime and shoot you. Just imagine when you are about to give her a power boat and BAM! It ain't pretty. It ain't pretty...
Tengu... milk? I seen Thai performances before where the showgirls can shoot milk out of their breasts and male audiences were fighting to catch the flying streaks of milk with their mouths. But this Tengu milk is not exactly something you want to come in contact with. They are actually human fluids that have been genetically altered to become extremely corrosive. What's worst is when two girls performed a stacking combo (as in the picture) to greatly increase the range of their deadly fluids. How far can you run?
Erm, the name pretty much explains everything. These girls are the ultimate human weapon which the Japanese Military are currently developing. The prototype which they built have yielded exceptionally marvelous results on the battlefield. Apparently, it managed to infiltrate an American base in Iraq as a freelance prostitute and while having orgy with a company of soldiers, she activated her firing mechanism and killed a everyone in the bunk. When reinforcements arrived to investigate, they can found an innocent, petrified freelance prostitute covered with blood in a corner of the bunk. The Americans sent the poor girl back to her country shortly after that.
Ho ho ho. Drills have long been an indispensable part of most gore movies and it has never failed to strike fear in the audiences' heart. Now, the girls have utilized it and attached them onto their boobs via a DRILL BRA! Now now that is a nipple you do not want to suck!
I bet a dollar you guys can't guess what the hell this is. A lump of breast tumor? Breast shaped durians? Emergency eject button? All wrong. Its a breast GRENADE! Again, another innovation by the Japanese military. If one is not enough, the female soldier can combine both their breast grenades together to create a DOUBLE breast GRENADE which have TEN TIMES the power of a single breast GRENADE due to some genetical alteration when the two breasts come in contact. Obviously, this is a single use weapon only so when the female soldier decides to use it, you better run far far away.
OK. I know most of the killer breasts mentioned above are kinda lame and will only materialize
in the minds of the twisted.
What? Don't look at me. I am perfectly normal.
But here is a potential killer breast that might come to life in the near future. Nope, the Japanese are good but they are not the ones to have it. Nor the Russians. Nor the Americans. Nor the British. Not even the Chinese. The killer breast actually belong to single individual. A woman. With abit of twisted concepts. She is none other than...
Yes, you can see her in action in her Alejandro MTV. Just go YouTube it.
Like it or not, GAGA is here to stay.
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Roma Roma Ma
Gaga Gaga Ohh La La
Want your Bad Romance
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