Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation

My Aerodynamics lecturer showed us this video during class today. Without a doubt, a jet engine is a badass power machine. But what must be even more badass are the brakes holding the plane stationery under the immense thrust of the engines! I am gonna buy one and aim it at, erm, my neighbour's house? If I am still staying in hall, I will aim it downstairs.

Maybe I could steal the engine on display in my school's laboratory. Hehe.