I am more than just a tool for you to drown your sorrows in, thank you very much.

Mia Farrow. A classic beauty from the 1960s.



Her big eyes are simply alluring. And her eyes are naturally big, not like modern day people who magnify their eyes through unorthodox means. Or photoshop.



Another shot of her eyes, with her bunny teeth, and not so nice looking pose.



I love the quality of these photos taken back then. Somehow, the person looks more real. Maybe because they didn't have photoshop.



And of course, which beauty doesn't get her cover page on Vogue magazine? She may look a tat mature but she has got the sweetest voice I've heard so far. And she speaks in an absolutely demure, innocent manner which would make conversing with her a pleasant experience. Music to the ears, so to say.

And how did I found out about her? Well, she once gave birth to the son of Satan.

An amazing optical illusion I got off
theChive - probably the best site in the world.




And no, its not a trick image to scare the shit out of you. Who do you think I am? Some retarded teenager with nothing better to do?

We are not what we are.

La Horde, a French zombie film. Its your typical zombie film with the typical zombie plot.

A group of policemen went on a vigilante mission to avenge their colleague, who died under the hands of a notorious Nigerian drug dealer. They raided an old social housing complex in one of the lawless zones of Paris where the drug dealer resides. But their mission failed and the team was captured.

BUT SUDDENLY, a zombie outbreak occurred and both cops and criminals have to ditch their old hatred and form a new alliance in order to survive the calamity.

No explanation as to how the zombie outbreak occurred. Typical. But still nice to watch nonetheless.

If you have played Left 4 Dead, then you would probably find this film familiar. Its essentially a movie based on the game.

Otherwise, its just another zombie flick.

While preparing my master plan to survive a zombie apocalypse, I forgot to take into consideration one very important point; I need a partner. Or even better, a team. Sometimes, there are things you just can't accomplish alone.

And remember the thing I said about guns being finitely useful? Well, my point was proven. In the movie at least.

But things would be different if I can get a Patriot.

About a month ago at Extreme Rules, a new WWE Superstar debuted on Raw. A WWE Diva, to be exact. And her name is Kharma.



Yes, that's Kharma. Hope you didn't vomit whatever was in your mouth when you saw her picture. A Diva is essentially a woman...

As most of you would have already guessed, she is one gargantuan lady. Er, I meant wrestler. Yes, wrestler is appropriate. Standing at 1.75 metres tall and weighing in at 123 kg - SHE'S LARGER THAN ME GOODNESS. With a size like that, the last thing you need is for her to be mean. But unfortunately, bad things always come in pair. Just check out her entrance video. Pure. Evilness.



Shit man, is she even in the right show?



Harm is making its way into WWE all right. When she set foot into the ring, her first order of business is to lay waste to whoever was unfortunate enough to be in the ring; Michelle McCool.



I can feel the pain for McCool just my looking at the picture. That is Kharma's finisher move - the Lifting Underhook Facebuster -.- You know, for all the things WWE did to create a mean image for Kharma, they could at least come up with a better name for her finisher move. The Black Widow. The Colossal End. The Meteor Impact. Even the Thousand Years of Pain sounds better. But they chose to name it literally, like every other generic move. Seriously?

But whatever the name is, I am sure McCool wouldn't be cool anymore after receiving one of those.

After that, Kharma would make sudden entrances during subsequent shows, appearing to destroy whoever was in the ring.


That's Eve Torres.


Maryse.


Former Diva's Champion Alicia Fox.


And Michelle McCool again for a second time.

She didn't harm Kelly Kelly. She shouldn't anyhow. Kelly Kelly is amongst Maxim Top 100! And I am her fan. So Kharma is smart to not do things to make the fans angry.

And then, just when we thought Kharma will start dominating the Diva's locker room. WWE dropped a bomb on us.



The hulking giantess BROKE DOWN during a Diva's 8-man tag team match at WWE Over the Limit 2 weeks ago. She dropped to her knees and tears started welling in her eyes. Wha?


Normal.





Not normal.


World peace.

It was later revealed that Kharma is pregnant with someone else's child and that she will have to stop wrestling for now because her doctor said - duh - she shouldn't go around slamming people with a child in her womb. Before departing, Kharma promised that she will be back in a year's time to lay waste to the Diva's locker room.

I really wonder where WWE is going with this storyline.