Yes, that's Kharma. Hope you didn't vomit whatever was in your mouth when you saw her picture. A Diva is essentially a woman...
As most of you would have already guessed, she is one gargantuan lady. Er, I meant wrestler. Yes, wrestler is appropriate. Standing at 1.75 metres tall and weighing in at 123 kg - SHE'S LARGER THAN ME GOODNESS. With a size like that, the last thing you need is for her to be mean. But unfortunately, bad things always come in pair. Just check out her entrance video. Pure. Evilness.
Shit man, is she even in the right show?
Harm is making its way into WWE all right. When she set foot into the ring, her first order of business is to lay waste to whoever was unfortunate enough to be in the ring; Michelle McCool.
I can feel the pain for McCool just my looking at the picture. That is Kharma's finisher move - the Lifting Underhook Facebuster -.- You know, for all the things WWE did to create a mean image for Kharma, they could at least come up with a better name for her finisher move. The Black Widow. The Colossal End. The Meteor Impact. Even the Thousand Years of Pain sounds better. But they chose to name it literally, like every other generic move. Seriously?
But whatever the name is, I am sure McCool wouldn't be cool anymore after receiving one of those.
After that, Kharma would make sudden entrances during subsequent shows, appearing to destroy whoever was in the ring.
That's Eve Torres.
Maryse.
Former Diva's Champion Alicia Fox.
And Michelle McCool again for a second time.
She didn't harm Kelly Kelly. She shouldn't anyhow. Kelly Kelly is amongst Maxim Top 100! And I am her fan. So Kharma is smart to not do things to make the fans angry.
And then, just when we thought Kharma will start dominating the Diva's locker room. WWE dropped a bomb on us.
The hulking giantess BROKE DOWN during a Diva's 8-man tag team match at WWE Over the Limit 2 weeks ago. She dropped to her knees and tears started welling in her eyes. Wha?
Normal.
Not normal.
World peace.
It was later revealed that Kharma is pregnant with someone else's child and that she will have to stop wrestling for now because her doctor said - duh - she shouldn't go around slamming people with a child in her womb. Before departing, Kharma promised that she will be back in a year's time to lay waste to the Diva's locker room.
I really wonder where WWE is going with this storyline.
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