Titanic, the largest and grandest ship which was hailed as the Ship of Dreams and "the ship which God himself could not sink" by the people of her time. Nobody expected her to sink during her maiden voyage. But sunk she did and she brought along with her the souls of 1500 people into the depths of the North Atlantic.

I built a model of it last year and displayed it underneath the wall fan in my room. Less than one week later, the freaking wall fan came loose and crashed onto my Titanic. What are the odds?

Recently, I got nostalgic and decided to watch the 1997 blockbuster Titanic, a movie based on the short-lived legendary liner again. So I went and obtained a HD version of it and boy, the story between Jack and Rose really gets to me. I have watched the film for like twice before but I was still young then and love meant as much as what Hong Kong returning to China meant to me.

Today, after watching it again after x years, I fully appreciate the bond between a man and a woman, as well as the death and destruction following the demise of the ship. I am especially captivated by the scene where Jack sacrificed his life for Rose after the ship sank and Rose keeping her promise to the dead Jack Dawson.



Sure the relationship between J&R is idyllic, something that is rather unlikely to happen in modern times anymore but the idea of having someone who you can fully trust and depend on is such a dream come true for me. Yeah I admit, I am a love fool who believes in true love.

Who wouldn't want to have a relationship that will be loving for as long as it last? Who wouldn't want to find his/her other half to spend the rest of their lives together? If you answered no to both questions, you are either a lying jerk or you are just a nerd.

I am going to find my own Rose DeWitt Bukater. Time to hit the Star Cruises this weekend.

The breast, or more affectionately known as neh-neh, is a very powerful weapon which only the girls have. Some girls have more powerful ones, while others have, well, less powerful ones. Irregardless of the difference in power, when girls reveal their 2 flabs of mass attraction, most guys won't be able to resist the unexplainable force of temptation and will flock towards the girls helplessly.

Sure. Guys like boobs. But there are some boobs which we should never fool around with because if we do, we will die a miserable death. Really.



These are the more conventional ones. If you're lucky, you might get to have some fun before the girl whip out those guys and give you a few holes.




These would be the more stealthy kind of killer boobs. Hidden behind those fluffy pom-pom bra pads which you can't wait to rip off, the girl can eject the barrel, which replaces their nipples I think, at anytime and shoot you. Just imagine when you are about to give her a power boat and BAM! It ain't pretty. It ain't pretty...




Tengu... milk? I seen Thai performances before where the showgirls can shoot milk out of their breasts and male audiences were fighting to catch the flying streaks of milk with their mouths. But this Tengu milk is not exactly something you want to come in contact with. They are actually human fluids that have been genetically altered to become extremely corrosive. What's worst is when two girls performed a stacking combo (as in the picture) to greatly increase the range of their deadly fluids. How far can you run?




Erm, the name pretty much explains everything. These girls are the ultimate human weapon which the Japanese Military are currently developing. The prototype which they built have yielded exceptionally marvelous results on the battlefield. Apparently, it managed to infiltrate an American base in Iraq as a freelance prostitute and while having orgy with a company of soldiers, she activated her firing mechanism and killed a everyone in the bunk. When reinforcements arrived to investigate, they can found an innocent, petrified freelance prostitute covered with blood in a corner of the bunk. The Americans sent the poor girl back to her country shortly after that.




Ho ho ho. Drills have long been an indispensable part of most gore movies and it has never failed to strike fear in the audiences' heart. Now, the girls have utilized it and attached them onto their boobs via a DRILL BRA! Now now that is a nipple you do not want to suck!




I bet a dollar you guys can't guess what the hell this is. A lump of breast tumor? Breast shaped durians? Emergency eject button? All wrong. Its a breast GRENADE! Again, another innovation by the Japanese military. If one is not enough, the female soldier can combine both their breast grenades together to create a DOUBLE breast GRENADE which have TEN TIMES the power of a single breast GRENADE due to some genetical alteration when the two breasts come in contact. Obviously, this is a single use weapon only so when the female soldier decides to use it, you better run far far away.

OK. I know most of the killer breasts mentioned above are kinda lame and will only materialize
in the minds of the twisted.

What? Don't look at me. I am perfectly normal.

But here is a potential killer breast that might come to life in the near future. Nope, the Japanese are good but they are not the ones to have it. Nor the Russians. Nor the Americans. Nor the British. Not even the Chinese. The killer breast actually belong to single individual. A woman. With abit of twisted concepts. She is none other than...















Yes, you can see her in action in her Alejandro MTV. Just go YouTube it.
Like it or not, GAGA is here to stay.

Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah
Roma Roma Ma
Gaga Gaga Ohh La La
Want your Bad Romance

Its 6.50am on a beautiful Saturday morning!

I am gonna go for a slow morning jog to freshen myself up and after that, I will be enjoying a sumptuous dim sum breakfast with my family. Well, at least I wish I can say that.

Truth is, I couldn't sleep last night. I dunno about you guys but whenever I think too much, I become insomniac. Sick of lying on my bed and feeling the seconds, milliseconds and nanoseconds of my insignificant life passing by so ever slowly, I thought why not do something? I can either do something happy or do something sad. I chose the latter since negative+negative=positive.

SO, I went and did some research on View Road Hospital.



Just by looking at the location of the hospital, you can roughly guess what kind of place it is already, right? Now now those of you who have heard me talking about this place before, don't get too excited. I promise to share with you what I have discovered. For the rest, just read on =D

From Wikipedia:

View Road Hospital is located at Admiralty Road West, Woodlands Singapore. It used to be a mental hospital, started in 1977.

From SgClub Supernatural Forum:

The first batch of 35 patients set foot in View Road Hospital, a psychiatric facility with 250 beds for the rehabilitation of patients with chronic schizophrenia. Ward 21 of WH was converted into a new psychiatric Outpatient Department while Ward 23 became a medical ward. The Child Psychiatric Clinic at Outram Road General Hospital was relocated to Russels Road, Alexandra Park.

That's all the information of the place I can get which unfortunately, isn't alot and very reliable. I was expecting to find at least some history but heck, even the official IMH website didn't have anything on it. I wonder why there is so little information on the place. Maybe something bad happened there and people decided to just conceal and forget about the existence of View Road Hospital altogether.

If that is the case, wouldn't it be better for the authorities to just raze the whole building to the ground and erase it from the Singapore map? Why leave the ancient, delapidated building there and risk the chance of having people, like myself, exploring and digging up the hidden secrets of the place? The authorities must have thought of demolishing View Road Hospital initially. They must have, its the easiest way out. So, what gives?

Maybe the building itself couldn't be demolished.

Perhaps the workers who tried to tear the place down died mysteriously on the spot suddenly. Perhaps the machinery broke down whenever they get too near to the building. Perhaps the wrecking ball was repelled off mid-air before even touching the walls. Whatever the reason is, the hospital couldn't be destroyed back then. There could be an evil force field surrounding the hospital, protecting it, or rather, warding off anyone who attempts to destroy the place which had bear witness to the horrible events of 30 years ago.

The vengeful souls from the past might still be lurking withing the hospital compounds even till today, biding their time, waiting for the opportunity to exact their vengeance on the perpetrators of the terrible incident 30 years ago.

So what exactly happened 30 years ago? I found some interesting tales about the hospital that might shed no more light than a torchlight with cow's dung for batteries.

...Surrounded by trees and very deserted roads.

There're a few swing chairs, 3 levels, big place, deserted place, gate locked.

I went there 2 years ago, sunday, lunar calendar 7th month day 7, the day believed to be the most 'scary' day when all the ghosts are stronger and very evil. I went there with a group of friends, we thought nothing unusual would happen.

But then....we saw a watchman that time, HE started talking with us, and opened the locked gate for us, he talked with us in some kind of funny funny language, none of us knew what was that language, but surprisingly, we understood what he was trying to tell us.

We didn't freak off on the spot, but then when we thought back...it really freaked us off.

It's a deserted place, why would the gahmen employ a watchman?
The watchman spoke alien language, why did we all understand what he said?
We saw him watering the field, how come there's water supply there? (he used a water pipe)
All my the other friends who had been there before, all said they saw no watchman.

Another one.

I went there before with a group of friends. Think is like 2-3 years ago already. There's a guard there but we were allowed in.. No idea why. Well, personally i saw nothing. But a few of my friends saw and were down with fever after the visit. One of my friend saw something in the mirror but he kept quiet till we were out of that place then he told us.

Another one saw it inside a room. Bloodstains were all over the places. Bats all around too ._.

While we were trying to find out way out, we realized that the place where we entered from was locked =.=
We kinda panicked but luckily, a dog just appeared from nowhere and it bring us to some fence with a big hole there for us to climb out.

We hurried our way out.. Lol.

And another.

I don't know about the security guard leh..
But some say he is one of them also lol? I not sure.. He let us in thou. But when we came out he is gone ._.

So it involves a security guard. Well, we might never know the truth, considering how controlled our media is nowadays. But if I do, I will be sure to tell you guys.

I didn't have the privilege to visit View Road Hospital (because I have uninteresting friends who wouldn't accompany me) but I found a person who have been to the hospital, snapped several photos of the place and blogged about it. The photos which I am about to show are extracted from his blog.

You shall view these photos at your own risk. Here goes.


Are those 3 humans or...


The loophole which explorers used to enter(trespass) the hospital.


Gate sign. Vandalized by the ghost of Michael Fay?


The front hospital building. Notice the orbs in the pictures.


Some side building.


Leaving your names behind is unwise... lest you want to make new friends!


A long corridor. Duh.


Hello, I have an appointment with Dr. Tan --- 30 years ago.


Those lines wouldn't happen to be blood streaks on the wall right?


The supposedly accursed mural in the hospital. Will someone call me after I seen this image? Then again, why are the colours still so fresh after 30 years of Singapore weather?


Safety nets to prevent patients from jumping off the floors. Hey, NTU could use some of this.


Firehose reeled out of the building. Done by our kind or their kind?


The other wing of the u-shaped hospital.


Wheres the flag?


Resist the urge to jump!


WTF?


A very blur image.


Looks like some monster will come out of it any minute.


Dare you take off your pants and shit inside?


Sewage disposal shack.


Odd looking tree.

At the end of the day, after so much speculations about the possible twisted history of View Road Hospital, I discovered that...

...the damn place have been converted into View Road Dormitory...



...for none other than Veerasamy -.-



ARGHH!

What the hell. Seriously. I haven't even been to visit the place and they converted it into a bangla house already? There goes one creepy place to visit in Singapore.

And are Banglas immune to the supernatural or what? Why do gahmen always like to house them in places like this?

OK I just couldn't resist doing something funny to my presentation slides.
There. Did it and felt better. My teammates will be in for a surprise!

Well well well. We really have to hand it to the Japanese when it comes to creating out-of-this-world stuff. Totally. They own everyone else on the planet!

Just look at the following pictures.



Don't you wish you had one of those dangling scarf? I wish I do.

Another one -



This makes the festive decorations in Singapore looks like shit.

And another one --



OMG!

And yet another one ---



Holy cow. SQ sucks totally.

And who can deny they have the whackiest game show in the entire world?







Now now now, who says you can only hide stuff underneath manboobs?



Rainy days will never be wet again with this umbrella.



I actually think that this chopsticks are useful!

And finally.... in case you are wondering, the title on the bottle reads "Bukkake". But I am sure the illustration explains everything.



Ermmmmmmmm. Looking at this bottle of white liquid again makes me understand why people say you can fulfill all your sexual fantasies in, you got it, JAPAN!

OK. So the Japanese have hell lotsa creativity. But some things are just not to be. Like the movie I watched earlier. Its called Grotesque and 100% of you would have guess by now that its a gore movie! YEAH! But anyway, its literally a gore movie.

There isn't any plot at all and I sat through 70 minutes of pure torturing, on the film of course.

The show goes like this:

a couple on their first date was ridiculously kidnapped by a man who was later revealed to be a torturer. The torturer is a sick person. He demands the couple to turn him on sexually if they want to leave his torture room alive. After that, he proceeded to violate the girl and the boy. Next, he started torturing them and it was revealed that the torturer's definition of "turning him on" was actually for the couple to endure his brutal treatment.

*He gets sexually aroused by torturing others. That is wrong is so many ways.*

Then, when the torturer finished hammering nails into the boy's nuts and cutting off his penis, he stared intently at the severed appendage in his hand. When I expected him to stuff the thing into his mouth, he suddenly shouted "Hell yeah! You stimulated me! I feel it! OK I am so sorry. I won't let you die! I am going to save you and the girl now!"

Wow. That is so kind of you. Except that you just sawed off his fingers, dug out his left eyeball, hammered four nails into his ballsack and cut off his manhood. How noble of you.

But anyway, the torturer really ended up treating all the wounds he inflicted on the couple. And the scene changes from the dark torture chamber to a cozy hospital room. The couple woke up and was wondering what the heck happened. Then, the torturer entered the hospital room and explained to them that he has been stimulated and thanked them deeply for bestowing upon him the heavenly experience. Then the three of them proceeded to have a calm, peaceful and normal conversation, with the torturer/doctor promising to release them and then surrender himself to the police once the couple has fully recovered. To sweeten the deal, the doctor/torturer also agreed to hand over his 400 million yen worth of assets to the couple after he surrenders himself to the police.

WHAT THE HECK! SERIOUSLY! You are willing to accept the money of someone who just mutilated you beyond recognition? How can you even negotiate him peacefully. This just defies all logic! But whatever. Its just a show.

Moving on, the couple fell asleep and then they wake up, to their horror, to find themselves in the torture chamber once more. Apparently, the doctor/torturer was greedy and wanted to be stimulated once more. He argued that he didn't break his promise of releasing them after being stimulate, instead, it was the couple who didn't stimulate him enough. So he started torturing them all over again until they die. End of story.

..........

After the movie, I cringe at the realization that the only reason to watch the show is for the gore. Otherwise, there is simply no other purpose to watch the show. Then again, the gory scenes aren't exactly that gory, but that is by my standard so I don't know about you guys.



The film boldly advertises itself as the main course and Saw and Hostel as appetizers. The way I see it, Grotesque is just junk food. Too much and it will spoil your health. And brain as well. But I sure wouldn't want to live in a world where there is no junk food.

文成武德，英明神武。
千秋万载，一统江湖！

天网恢恢，疏而不漏。多行不义，必遭恶报。

任盈盈明知来到少林寺， 自无生还之望， 但她为了救令狐冲，竟然连自己也不顾了。

问世间，情为何物？直教生死相许。