Gwahahahaha!

Check out this police officer's rank. It was drooping over his right shoulder!

From the looks of it, he is presumably a senior police officer.

This picture made it to the front page on msn.com

Something like that on Singapore papers would have spark off a major bitching amongst our fellow countrymen!

Ahahahaha!

Whenever you feel very angry, follow these steps to cool down:

*Take a deep breathe and at the same time, clasp your hand in the WTF position and wave it*

Say "Its a wonderful world out there!"

*Take a deep breathe and at the same time, clasp your hand in the WTF position and wave it*

Say "The air is so fresh!"

*Take a deep breathe and at the same time, clasp your hand in the WTF position and wave it*

Say "Life is a beautiful thing!"

Repeat till anger subsides.

Remember, always keep your cool. Do not be provoked and do not be incited.

Happy be-lated birthday to America!

May God bless America forever so that America can continue to bless the world with perpetual peace and harmony.

Fuck Chai-nah. Fuck In-diah.

America prevails.

I am feeling misanthropic tonight.

Humans can be such ugly, pathetic beings. In the practical world today, what most cares about is money, career, glory and fame. One can go to great lengths just to achieve these superficial and self-gratifying goals. So much for being an intellectually advanced species.

Being rulers of this little celestial body called Earth does not give us the right to alter it in any manner we like. Then again, who says we were the rulers in the first place? Ourselves. We self-proclaimed ourselves as rulers of this planet. This self-proclamation holds no value at all. It doesn't counts. (Think about someone telling you tomorrow that he is the governor of all life forms on Earth. What would you think of that fellow?)

Our home is dying. Not yet. But surely and slowly. Businessman with no sense of business ethics at all and yet still claims to be sentient beings are abusing Gaia for their own selfish profits.

Forests are being cleared for real estate developments. Lands are being over cultivated just to produce more and more harvest. Sewages are being emptied into water bodies for convenience's sake. Animals are being killed for their body parts. Fossil fuels are being burnt to satisfy our insatiable thirst for energy. Resources are being mined constantly to fuel consumerism.

The greatest irony of it all is, mankind knows we will be digging our own grave if we carry on but we still choose to continue doing it! What will happen later, we can worry later. Its the profits in front of us that counts first. Whatever happened to the most intelligent species on Earth? Perhaps we have gotten way too smart for our own good.

I have this vision that is gradually being formulated within me. I will become the Green version of Adolf Hitler. I will start a war, not for myself, but for Mother Nature. If Earth, along with millions of other species in it, were to survive, the humans must go.

I will set into motion a war with a weapon so deadly that all 193 countries on the planet will be conquered by me. I will kill as many as I can in the war first and then ferry the remaining survivors to a detention camp in Central Russia. The remaining entire human population will then be concentrated in that camp, leaving the rest of the world devoid of this foul species.

I will then throw some of these survivors into Mother Nature herself, without giving them any supplies or equipment, and let them fend for themselves against the odds in the wild. I would very much like to see how powerful they all are, without their guns and fancy technologies, in the face of tigers, pythons, lions and other wild living creatures. I want to see them get decapitated and disemboweled by the animals. I want them to feel the pain seeing their loved ones getting chewed to death but they can't do a damn thing about it. I want them to be humiliated!

I do not know what to make of this feeling of uncertainty that has shrouded me since this morning.

The last time, I was undecided. Now again.

Haha, I should have known.

Whoa!

What an exhilarating night I had! I had my virginity taken away BUT before any of you perverted beings out there get the wrong idea - I am NOT talking about sex here. Rather, I am referring to my first ride as a pavillion on my friend's bike. A REAL motorbike that can go really fast, not some slow moving Vespa scooter. I am addicted to SPEED! No, not the drug you idiots, I am talking about the division of distance by time here.

I was somewhat apprehensive initially, having to grab on to the back handle on the bike in a rather un-glam manner. After some tips from my friends (sitting also got techniques; chinese got one pattern, malay got one pattern, indians got another pattern. A melting pot?), I managed to sit in the correct and cool way, that is by placing my hands on my thigh and sitting normally. This not only improved my posture but also saved the face of my rider as people won't think that he is ferrying some noob shit, which he really is though.

Tonight came as quite a surprise too because somehow, we were able to chill for 3 hours. From 12pm to 3am. The pre-conceived notion of tonight's outing being dull and boring by one of my friends was dispelled when I turned out to be more chattable and approachable than he had thought.

All in all I had a great time. Haven't felt so relaxed and, might I have the audacity, GAY(-adjective= happy), in such a long time.

My nephew was just born recently. I can't remember when but it should be somewhere around last week. I am so mesmerised by this tiny little existence! So cute and cudly! Awwww... Dunno how to describe. Just look at the photos!











His hands against mine. Isn't human life a mirable? Something so small can grow into something so big! Machiam planting seeds like that LOL.

Mobile Phone Evolution

I went to help my cousin prepare her speech for her upcoming test this Thursday. The topic is "How you felt on the day of your graduation from secondary school". She is supposed to come up with a script that is at least 4 minutes long but not more than 5. In order to meet the criteria, we threw in quite a fair bit of bullshits here and there. Ahaha. Hey! Don't look at me like that. Bullshit gets you everywhere in life IF used appropriately!

Anyway, her topic is a relatively easy one. We just need to recall what exactly happened on her graduation day and put it all in chronological order. Then she just need to blurt everything out and tell her audience about it. I can't imagine having to talk about "Who was your first date and how did it end up?" or "Talk about one pleasant/unpleasant experience which left an indelible mark in your life." The former might be to awkward to talk about in front of 20 people, most of whom are classmates which will be spending the rest of the semester with you. The latter is way too difficult to come up with probable and believeable bullshit - if you know what I mean (c",)

So, at the end of the day, after intensive brainstorming, our script, or rather, HER script was created. The introduction and conclusion part were exceptionally well-crafted thanks to you-know-who. Please, add in the special "Thank You" section for greater effects!

Come to think of it now, the questions given to her sounds much more like essay questions to me. As a matter of fact, there were several times where we add in too much details into the speech that it almost sounds like we are dictating an essay instead of crafting a speech. The thought of having to present these questions through speech never once did cross my mind. Hmmm, the disparity in the things we learn in JC and Poly.

While thinking of the speech, I got bored and looked around the room. Then I saw this cute little thing which I can't resist but snap a shot of it with my phone!

And after that, I went to M Sq. and saw an ever cuter thing which I definitely have to take a photo of! I almost went on stage to take a photo with it!!!

PIKA PII!

What in tua pek gong's name is the Burmese Government doing? Forcing the Cyclone Nargis's refugees back to their devastated homeland without giving them any food supplies, tools and shelter! This is akin to forcing these poor civilians to death!

The government's reason for doing so is because they want the refugees to start reconstructing their destroyed homes and farmlands to help revive the country's economy.

WHAT THE FUCL REASON IS THAT MAN!

Without proper shelter, clean water, supplies, tools and other aids to rebuild their homeland, how the heck does the government expect them to survive in the wild? The refugess have practically nothing to return to! Cant the Burmese top brass see that?

I bet they must be dumb and retarded to not realize the folly of their actions. NO! They are downright asinine! A bunch of demented pigs in power!

Tua pek gong please save the Burmese refugees!

Grrrr. This display of an obviously erroneous policy reflects on the incompetence of the Burmese government. What an utter utter mis-management of crisis and resources.

If they can't rule the country, let me do the job for them.

First thing I will do is to crown myself President for life with unlimited judicial, legislative and executive power. Then I will start picking my Cabinet members.

Hmm.... Its not such a bad idea hehehe. Right. Off to create and plan my empire now.

What the fish?

Back in 2000, the price of one barrel of oil is $25.
Now in 2008, it shot up to $125 per barrel!

A $100 jump in just 8 years thanks to Mr Bush messing with some oil producing countries in the Middle East. No wonder every driver is complaining nowadays about the exhobitant oil prices.

If I had known this is going to happen, I would have stockpiled barrels of oil at home and then sell them now to make big money!

Hmm... Interesting. Another idea comes to my mind almost instantly!

If I can dominate the global oil industry, I can practically dominate the entire world!
My evil plan to conquer the world!

Whichever country refuses to submit to my will shall risk having their crucial economic installations shut down; no oil will be sold to those that disobeys me! And because I dominate the oil industry, I can sell at any price I like! $5000 per barrel... sounds almost like an instant way to become the richest man on Earth. Mwhaha.

But first, I must find some way to unite all the major oil-producing country under my glorious banner. I will probably go and join the ranks of Gazprom, Russia's multi-national oil conglomerate, and then slowly rise up the corporate ladder. Then once I become CEO and the chairman of the Board of Directors, I will use my financial power and the political power I have from Kremlim to coerce those oil-producing nations to ally me!

They either join me, or face total annihilation by my invincible space cannon (courtesy of the Russian Space Agency)! I will have total control! With that, China, America and other so-called superpowers can kiss my a$%!

Mwahahaha. There is no need for war! I just need oil to rule the world!
Just you all wait and see!

News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was, alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

Currently idling Staff Officer to Head Operations and Training recommended me this anime called "Ghost Hunt". The plot revolves around this ghost hunter, Shibuya Kazuya, who is the director of Shibuya Psychic Research. Upon receiving a request from a client, Shubuya will investigate into the paranormal activities afflicting his client. At the end of the day, he will always solve the problems; only after having faced off with many spooky incidents.

"Ghost Hunt" is a rather educational anime too as many forms of curses, rituals and other similar items were mentioned in it. Those looking into occult stuff might want to give it a try.

I was browsing the our local Singapore Paranormal Investigators website for ghost stories just now and found a particularly funny paragraph in one of the stories:

"Conclusion was that the club was supposedly to give offerings to the spirits there. So they invited some bomohs down, but the bomoh said these are Chinese ghost."

So... racial stratification exists even after death?

First Myanmar and now China.

Mother Nature is unleashing her fury upon us! You must stop reading my blog and shut down all electrical appliances now. Stop going to work and stay at home.

Back to basics. Let us re-live the natural life in the past.

Pollute the Earth no more.

Or risk facing Armageddon.

The end is near.

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Are we advancing towards evolution or devolution? Why does the latter seems more like the direction we are heading towards to me?

To lock away our true selves and pretend to be someone else. Can one really find contentment in doing that? Whatever happened to altruism?

"Master, as you requested, I have concocted the poison."

"Excellent. So, how is it like?"

"Lethal. Absolutely lethal. It is tasteless, odorless, colourless and the best of it, it does not leave any traces in the human body. It can kill a grown adult in less than a minute."

"Impressive... lethal... brutally lethal."

"Indeed. It would not be exaggerating at all to call it the Most Potent poison in the entire world!"

"Most Potent you say... is there anything deadlier than this?"

"Yes there is."

"What is it?"

"The human heart."

"The heart...? Ahaha. Well said. I thank you for delivering to me this Most Potent poison. You have lived your purpose, I no longer have any use for you and I only trust the dead to keep a secret..."

"Master, you!? Have mercy!! Noooo."

..........

"God created men but Colt made them equal" is an apt statement to demonstrate the disparity in the strength of an armed man and an unarmed man.

The naturalists will preach that humans should employ natural, routine physical and mental training to augment individual's strengths in the body and mind. Think Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson. Bruce Lee is one of the most renowned Chinese martial artists in the history of mankind while Mike Tyson is one of the most feared opponents in the ring. But their brutal strength and deadly accuracy didn't come by chance; they have trained for their whole lives to attain their physical power.

But, so what?

Why spend a lifetime training just to be strong and miss out on other good things, such as sex, booze and weed?

Humans are intelligent creatures. Perhaps too intelligent for its own good. But, we were bestowed with this "intelligence" in the very beginning. As usual, we always manage find a way to defy nature and do things our way.

The advent of firearms rendered the notion of natural training to enhance one's strength obsolete. With a gun in hand, you can easily take down an unarmed opponent, even if he is an unparalleled martial expert like Bruce Lee. Oh. For your information, Bruce was assasinated by a gunman. He died well before his time. All the time and effort he spent in building up his physical strength has gone to waste. Thanks to a bullet from a gun.

So people. Now that you know the truth, you can continue to enjoy and revel everyday. Do not worry about your physical well-being. You just need to own a gun and you will be strong! Do not have to be afraid of those so-called martial experts. Just erase them with but a click on your trigger! See! That itself is strength! You can literally kill someone with your finger!

You don't have to worry about those super fast gong-fu and bullet catching tricks which is so prevalent in the movies nowadays. Let me assure you that they are nothing more than bullshit. Just one shot to any body part of a human will be enough to put that person out of commission.

Alright. Let me come to my main point today. I discovered a new passion for guns!

This is the Colt King Cobra revolver. Cool eh! It fires 0.38 caliber magnum rounds; these are enough to throw a grown man off his feet if shot.

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I pledge alliance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with justice and liberty for all.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am pro-American and I am god-damn proud of it!

Someday, the world will open its eyes.

Wahahahahahahahahahaha.

IPPT IS COMING SOON!
Just went running today - for the first time in SEX MONTHS! Ooops. Six I mean.

I stopped running ever since I started my office job in mid-November last year.
Everyday since then has been computer, lunch, computer, go home, play game and sleep~
Over and over.

Until the fateful announcement: YOUR IPPT IS ON THE 6th OF MAY!

Its $200 on the stake man and I am not about to let our rich government swallow that money. I am gonna POCKET IT and spend it on something.

But easier said than done. SEX months of that office cycle can really kill your fitness. Not to mention my recent crave for coca cola everyday!

But I am still not gonna let the $200 slip away!

Just you all wait and see!

The world is not a pretty place after all.

The foibles of politics and the march of time can turn friends into enemies just as easily as the wind changes.

How ridiculous. But its the fact. All of are us possess many different masks.
We will don different masks during different times. All just to gain favor.

I am so sick of this twisted politics.

Is it ok to trust the person who I think is trustworthy?

Perhaps Stonecold is right: DTA.