Hey guys! Which do you think is worst? Having a 101.12°F fever and unable to sleep, having to put up with the discomfort of the accursed illness. Or, unable to get your daily meal of MacDonald's which includes MegaMac with Seaweed Shaker fries.
Oh, the torture of famine. I am hungry and I don't want to settle with bread and cheese. I want my upsized Mega burger with Mayonnaise and tomato ketchup for my fries. Lets not forget my refreshing ice lemon tea as well. Ooooooooo... its either I am going to collapse from this excruciating mental torture, or my body is going to get inflamed beyond recognition from foolhardily dialing McDelivery despite my fiery condition.
It didn't help that I forgot to restock my trusted Paracetomol, thinking that my body should have gotten immune to the fever virus after having been afflicted by it for like a thousand times. Apparently, the human body is not as strong as I think it to be. What weak creatures we are! Take away our computers and see how we will degenerate! At least I know I will end up stuffed in the corner of a room, cringing and contorting my body parts like a twisted barb wire, tearing and shivering endlessly from the absence of my panacea, the Internet.
They say sleep is like a temporal death, a momentary state of paradise for the living ones where they experience the tranquility of life, unaffected by mortal desires (unless you get nightmares. Though wet dreams are an added bonus). Unfortunately, I am undeserving of this sanctuary because I CANNOT SLEEP! Could this be one of the many trials and tribulations I have to go through? Being put to the test of the raging inferno within my body, being judged for everything I have done up till now. But... I am a free-thinker. So who could be judging me? Might it be you, the great you-know-who sama? I know it was my bad for drooling over your plushie every night while sleeping but your yellow body is simply too cute for me to resist. Please have mercy!!!
I have been training so hard for Cheer. It would really suck if I am unable to perform on the actual day. I WANT MY 5 MINUTES OF FAME! PLEASE LET ME RECOVER IN DUE TIME!
您老不洗袜的照桃！
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