You blow mind my mind. Hey Mickey!
He, he, they, he, she and he came over for a firepot dinner this evening. I am so glad I finally get to show off my sparkling clean room which I won't hesitate to praise myself for the effort I put in to clean it up. My former roomie was so amazed that he could actually enter his former abode without slippers, or any other footwear on. I haven't seen her for very long and she has become more womanlike since then. Taller too. And still wearing her classic Mona Lisa smile.
During dinner, we talked about the prospects of being a social escort. More specifically, young guys being social escort for wealthy tai-tais who have grown sick of their balding (up and down) man at home. These wealthy homemakers will shower her young escort with gifts such as iPods(!), MacBooks(!!!), PS3(*!), handphones(!!!!!) and the likes. In return, all the young escorts need to do is to accompany them and make them feel like a woman all over again.
It is a very good deed on the escort's side because everybody deserves a second chance and they(the escorts) are making this second chance possible for the tai-tais. Furthermore, we all know that no family is perfect, all the more so with rich families where the members are constantly plotting each other's death in order to obtain the largest share of the family wealth. These tai-tais, being victims of such internal strife, may be suffering from grievances but are unable to pour them out to anybody because everyone at home is plotting her death. Therefore, the escort might become a confidante to the tai-tais in whom she can share her grief with. Another good deed done, if you ask me.
After all, these tai-tais are loaded with money but cannot find kinship at home and they are simply trying to obtain some kinship with their earthly wealth. Therefore, I don't see why young people like me shouldn't step out and give them the warmth they need. And then there is the sex part --- this is where I will draw the line. NO sex with rich old tai-tais. Period. I don't think I need to explain further.
iPod. Yes.
Macbook. Yes.
PS3. Yes.
Handphones. Yes.
Sex. Only with your pretty daughter.
So, if any of you lonely tai-tais out there needs to feel some warmth, feel free to contact me through my tagboard. This is my picture. Yes, I am a super-hot boy model from Japan. (Ignore the female model)
Want this?
Then you gotta play this.
They are giving out a Platinum card to whoever manages to capture every single Pokemon in the Pokemon Universe. Hell yeah.
Happy Bdae in advance to you too, Sky Captain of the World Tomorrow.
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