Oh dear, what I wouldn't give to own my very own apartment right now.
August 29, 2011
August 26, 2011
Another day has gone
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell my why
Did you have to go
And leave me world so cold
This is a very beautiful song from the late King of Pop. I can picture myself singing it (or playing it on the radio) to that person in a penthouse apartment overlooking the city's skyline, with a bucket of champagne and both of us are just enjoying each others' company in the middle of the night, feeling ever so blissful because we know we are not alone.
Speaking of which, I am currently as rich as a farmer in Cambodia. With that, I can only keep on dreaming.
rEaLiTy Y u No KiNd?????
I'm still all alone
How could this be
You're not here with me
You never said goodbye
Someone tell my why
Did you have to go
And leave me world so cold
This is a very beautiful song from the late King of Pop. I can picture myself singing it (or playing it on the radio) to that person in a penthouse apartment overlooking the city's skyline, with a bucket of champagne and both of us are just enjoying each others' company in the middle of the night, feeling ever so blissful because we know we are not alone.
Speaking of which, I am currently as rich as a farmer in Cambodia. With that, I can only keep on dreaming.
rEaLiTy Y u No KiNd?????
August 25, 2011
One sentence: LIKE THAT ALSO CAN BECOME PRESIDENT? VOTE FOR ME BETTER LAH!
I thought the beginning of the his Presidential Speech was fine, maybe his smile was somewhat creepy. When I saw the "Bread" message, I thought it was just some political parody. But as I continue watching, I realized I was wrong.
It was NOT a parody. It was Tony Tan's ACTUAL Presidential Speech!
GOODNESS!!!
His creepy smile aside (don't you think so too), he cannot pronounce basic chinese characters for f***'s sake! For someone who was born during the 1960s, went through the tumultuous period in Singapore's history and even managed to reach high ministerial positions in the government, his proficiency in the Chinese language leaves MUCH to be desired.
I mean seriously?
Our Original Pioneer, the former Minister Mentor/Senior Minister/Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew decreed that it is of paramount importance for Chinese Singaporean to know the Chinese language so that we can all hail the arrival of China's era. To that end, he implemented compulsory Chinese exams across all levels of our education system which some of us struggled for our whole academic life to just get a C6. (Not me.)
As someone who was part of Lee Kuan Yew's cabinet back then and was even Lee Kuan Yew's first choice to succeed himself as Prime Minister, it is really quite appalling that he can't give a simple Chinese presentation. On a side note, Tony Tan was the architect of the foreign talent policy. Don't ask me why he was pro foreign talent and less-pro local talent. The PAP works in mysterious ways. Choosing him to be our next President is another of those many mysteries.
Oh and did anyone notice he started off sitting fairly straight but as his speech goes on, he starts to tilt more and more to the right?
See what I meant? It is obvious that he was trying to read off from the script behind the camera, not that it wasn't obvious in the first place. Poor presentation skills, reading from a script, having no prior knowledge what your script contain and poor reading skills. And he is poised to be our next President.
No wonder people are saying a President's job is just to look good on photo frames.
If like that vote for me better lah!
I wonder how much hair gel he uses everyday to keep his hair that way.
I thought the beginning of the his Presidential Speech was fine, maybe his smile was somewhat creepy. When I saw the "Bread" message, I thought it was just some political parody. But as I continue watching, I realized I was wrong.
It was NOT a parody. It was Tony Tan's ACTUAL Presidential Speech!
GOODNESS!!!
His creepy smile aside (don't you think so too), he cannot pronounce basic chinese characters for f***'s sake! For someone who was born during the 1960s, went through the tumultuous period in Singapore's history and even managed to reach high ministerial positions in the government, his proficiency in the Chinese language leaves MUCH to be desired.
I mean seriously?
Our Original Pioneer, the former Minister Mentor/Senior Minister/Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew decreed that it is of paramount importance for Chinese Singaporean to know the Chinese language so that we can all hail the arrival of China's era. To that end, he implemented compulsory Chinese exams across all levels of our education system which some of us struggled for our whole academic life to just get a C6. (Not me.)
As someone who was part of Lee Kuan Yew's cabinet back then and was even Lee Kuan Yew's first choice to succeed himself as Prime Minister, it is really quite appalling that he can't give a simple Chinese presentation. On a side note, Tony Tan was the architect of the foreign talent policy. Don't ask me why he was pro foreign talent and less-pro local talent. The PAP works in mysterious ways. Choosing him to be our next President is another of those many mysteries.
Oh and did anyone notice he started off sitting fairly straight but as his speech goes on, he starts to tilt more and more to the right?
See what I meant? It is obvious that he was trying to read off from the script behind the camera, not that it wasn't obvious in the first place. Poor presentation skills, reading from a script, having no prior knowledge what your script contain and poor reading skills. And he is poised to be our next President.
No wonder people are saying a President's job is just to look good on photo frames.
If like that vote for me better lah!
I wonder how much hair gel he uses everyday to keep his hair that way.
August 18, 2011
Woman Mercedes driver keeps reversing and reversing -- right into another car
Bitches like this should not only have their license taken away from them, they should also be deported to the far reaches of Siberia and be made to clear the ice until they die. Look at the video. It is clearly, without a doubt, that it is at fault but it still has the cheek to deny any wrongdoing, and an even bigger cheek (read: horse face) to accuse the other party for damaging her car.
Goodness. How could such wretched beings be allowed to exist?
It must be one of those slimy slimeballs which thinks that by owning a branded car, they are the Queen Bitches of the road and with a few stinking cents worth of money, they are always right, even if they are really wrong.
Stupid bitch. It should just go to hell.
Bitches like this should not only have their license taken away from them, they should also be deported to the far reaches of Siberia and be made to clear the ice until they die. Look at the video. It is clearly, without a doubt, that it is at fault but it still has the cheek to deny any wrongdoing, and an even bigger cheek (read: horse face) to accuse the other party for damaging her car.
Goodness. How could such wretched beings be allowed to exist?
It must be one of those slimy slimeballs which thinks that by owning a branded car, they are the Queen Bitches of the road and with a few stinking cents worth of money, they are always right, even if they are really wrong.
Stupid bitch. It should just go to hell.
August 17, 2011
I strongly agree with the author of this comment.
I am not xenophobic and I am sure majority of Singaporeans are not as well. We are, however, against the idea of letting any and every Tom, Dick and Harry into country. And we are definitely not agreeable to the fact that some (or perhaps most) of these Toms, Dicks and Harries are granted PR (or citizenship) easily just because they are of a certain nationality.
Importing these so called foreign talents into our country incessantly is bad enough already but someone (an asinine thinks-he-knows-everything retard perhaps) decided that we need to bring their sons and daughters over as well. The more the merrier. To that end, one of our Ministry actually sent "recruitment teams" over to their country to entice these foreign sons and daughters to come study in our universities. How did they entice them? With money of course. The taxpayers' money. Our money. These foreign sons and daughters are offered scholarships which will pay the fees for their full duration of education here. On top of that, they are given monthly allowances to defray their living expenses. And the best part is, anybody can apply as long as you are an outsider.
Here we have local Singaporean students who are struggling to make ends meet everyday and there they are giving money away to bring outsiders into our country. What irony. The Ministry that is supposed to secure education opportunities for locals are giving these opportunities to outsiders instead. An even greater irony.
It is very sad. Gone are the days when Singapore was a 'fine' city. Replacing it are the new cultures of talking loudly in public, squeezing your way through crowded places just because you can, blatantly disregarding the existence of other people, spitting anywhere you like and every man for himself. The list goes on and on. Instead of becoming more metropolitan, we are actually becoming more like a pig sty.
Ask yourself my fellow Singaporeans, is there any difference between our fine nation today and before? You know very well what I mean.
You can increase the prices of everything. I can live with that. You can prolong your reign indefinitely. I can live with that. You can have dumb people in the Parliament. I can live with that. You can continue to suck a part of my income away until the day I retire. I can live with that.
But I cannot accept your grand idea of handing over my beautiful nation to outsiders on a silver platter. Where else can you find a country where 40% of its population comprises people that are not born locally? And that sort of statistics were achieved within a few years. I am sure that is absolutely normal.
While our ancestors may all have been outsiders at some point of time in the past, it doesn't deny the fact that they had altruistic intentions for this piece of rock when they came here 46 years ago. Our elevation to first world nation status within decades of independence proved that.
The people that you are inviting over nowadays? I don't think many of them have any altruistic intentions. Most are probably taking us for granted and see the 'freebies' that you provided as a stepping stone to somewhere better. Either that or they are just here to live a better life, at the expense of ours.
Oh well. At the end of the day, I am probably just another brick in the wall to you.
August 16, 2011
In the journey through our lives, we all work hard to get our fill but everybody wants a thrill. We pay anything to roll the dice for just one more time to put our destiny on the line. Some will win and some will lose, while some are born to sing the blues.
Oh the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on.
Oh the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on.
August 13, 2011
August 11, 2011
August 07, 2011
August 06, 2011
August 05, 2011
August 02, 2011
I was telling my friend earlier on that ghosts are afraid of the flames on our shoulders and head. The stronger those three flames are, the more the ghosts would not near you. In order to make the flames stronger, we can do something to excite ourselves, such as singing at the top of your voice, dancing and watching porn.
Incidentally, after ending the conversation with my friend, I found this song on youtube which is one good song to ward them off. Haha.
On hindsight, I have been told that I shouldn't be talking about them when I am alone. What's more its 4am now. To top it off, its the beginning of the Hungry you-know-what Festival as well.
Hmmm.....
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Incidentally, after ending the conversation with my friend, I found this song on youtube which is one good song to ward them off. Haha.
On hindsight, I have been told that I shouldn't be talking about them when I am alone. What's more its 4am now. To top it off, its the beginning of the Hungry you-know-what Festival as well.
Hmmm.....
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
August 01, 2011
Before Harry Potter, there was Harry Stamper.
And Harry Stamper will beat the crap out of Harry Potter anytime, because there is no magic in real life. Potter is just a douchebag running around some mythical realm with a stick in his hand, trying to settle his personal feud with you-know-who. Stamper sacrificed himself to save the entire world. If the mythical realm where Potface came from exists, they are forever indebted to Stamper as well. (Also, if it really exists, then it shows the uselessness of magic in the face of a meteor strike. In other words, muggles saved the day.)
Before Megan Fox, there was Liv Tyler.
Both are some of the greatest gifts which were bestowed upon this world. But as hot as Megan Fox is, there is something lacking in her that makes her pale in comparison to Liv Tyler. You see, Megan Fox is categorized as VOLUPTIOUS by males and lesbians around the world. So when someone is voluptious to you, what is the one thing that you want to do with her? Fornication. Yes, I am sure there are many who wants to marry her and be with her forever and ever and ever but the underlying reason would be because she is voluptious and you want to penetrate her.
As for Liv Tyler, she is one heckuva voluptious lady as well BUT in addition to that, she possesses that little tinge of girl next door look, which complements her voluptiousness to give others the impression that yes, she is oh so zetta hot but beneath that heavenly pulchritude lies a demure, gentle girl that will follow you till the ends of Earth if you manage to capture her heart. She knows she got the assets, she knows she have a million and one suitors but all she needs is just one special gentleman to spend the rest of her life with.
She makes both guys and lesbians want to be the one to look after her for all eternity. Not for her looks. Not for her curves. And definitely not for the sex. Just for the pure desire to pull her into your arms to protect her from the ravenous intentions of others. And to make her yours to enjoy the sweet, little thing called life together.
This, is Liv Tyler.
LIV TYLER IF YOU ARE READING THIS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY HEARTHROB!
Before Transformers and the Harry Potter octa-logy, there was Armageddon.
Ok, I don't even want to begin talking about the Potface octa-logy because some stories are best left told on paper where it really shines. Transformers was ok but by the third installment, the plot has gotten somewhat dry and repetitive. It was a tad too long as well, which makes audience wonder when the hell is the movie going to end.
Armageddon. The epic space disaster movie which rocked box offices worldwide back in 1998. I mean what do you expect? Harry Stamper and Liv Tyler were inside the movie! I believe this is the only film which managed to make me cry, well, I didn't burst out into tears or anything like that. Its those kind of touching moments which sends tears welling up in your eyes until they overflow out of your eyelids kind of cry. Comprende?
It was during the scene where Bruce Willis was telling Liv Tyler via video conference that he won't be coming back to Earth. That was simply emotional.
Also, Armageddon is one film that rekindles my aspirations of becoming an astronaut in future, a career which I (and everyone else) know that I will never be able to achieve, and I need to stop daydreaming and start working towards something more realistic, like becoming a banker.
But oh well. Allow me to bask in the sunshine in my dreamscape longer.
And Harry Stamper will beat the crap out of Harry Potter anytime, because there is no magic in real life. Potter is just a douchebag running around some mythical realm with a stick in his hand, trying to settle his personal feud with you-know-who. Stamper sacrificed himself to save the entire world. If the mythical realm where Potface came from exists, they are forever indebted to Stamper as well. (Also, if it really exists, then it shows the uselessness of magic in the face of a meteor strike. In other words, muggles saved the day.)
Before Megan Fox, there was Liv Tyler.
Both are some of the greatest gifts which were bestowed upon this world. But as hot as Megan Fox is, there is something lacking in her that makes her pale in comparison to Liv Tyler. You see, Megan Fox is categorized as VOLUPTIOUS by males and lesbians around the world. So when someone is voluptious to you, what is the one thing that you want to do with her? Fornication. Yes, I am sure there are many who wants to marry her and be with her forever and ever and ever but the underlying reason would be because she is voluptious and you want to penetrate her.
As for Liv Tyler, she is one heckuva voluptious lady as well BUT in addition to that, she possesses that little tinge of girl next door look, which complements her voluptiousness to give others the impression that yes, she is oh so zetta hot but beneath that heavenly pulchritude lies a demure, gentle girl that will follow you till the ends of Earth if you manage to capture her heart. She knows she got the assets, she knows she have a million and one suitors but all she needs is just one special gentleman to spend the rest of her life with.
She makes both guys and lesbians want to be the one to look after her for all eternity. Not for her looks. Not for her curves. And definitely not for the sex. Just for the pure desire to pull her into your arms to protect her from the ravenous intentions of others. And to make her yours to enjoy the sweet, little thing called life together.
This, is Liv Tyler.
LIV TYLER IF YOU ARE READING THIS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY HEARTHROB!
Before Transformers and the Harry Potter octa-logy, there was Armageddon.
Ok, I don't even want to begin talking about the Potface octa-logy because some stories are best left told on paper where it really shines. Transformers was ok but by the third installment, the plot has gotten somewhat dry and repetitive. It was a tad too long as well, which makes audience wonder when the hell is the movie going to end.
Armageddon. The epic space disaster movie which rocked box offices worldwide back in 1998. I mean what do you expect? Harry Stamper and Liv Tyler were inside the movie! I believe this is the only film which managed to make me cry, well, I didn't burst out into tears or anything like that. Its those kind of touching moments which sends tears welling up in your eyes until they overflow out of your eyelids kind of cry. Comprende?
It was during the scene where Bruce Willis was telling Liv Tyler via video conference that he won't be coming back to Earth. That was simply emotional.
Also, Armageddon is one film that rekindles my aspirations of becoming an astronaut in future, a career which I (and everyone else) know that I will never be able to achieve, and I need to stop daydreaming and start working towards something more realistic, like becoming a banker.
But oh well. Allow me to bask in the sunshine in my dreamscape longer.
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