And Harry Stamper will beat the crap out of Harry Potter anytime, because there is no magic in real life. Potter is just a douchebag running around some mythical realm with a stick in his hand, trying to settle his personal feud with you-know-who. Stamper sacrificed himself to save the entire world. If the mythical realm where Potface came from exists, they are forever indebted to Stamper as well. (Also, if it really exists, then it shows the uselessness of magic in the face of a meteor strike. In other words, muggles saved the day.)
Before Megan Fox, there was Liv Tyler.
Both are some of the greatest gifts which were bestowed upon this world. But as hot as Megan Fox is, there is something lacking in her that makes her pale in comparison to Liv Tyler. You see, Megan Fox is categorized as VOLUPTIOUS by males and lesbians around the world. So when someone is voluptious to you, what is the one thing that you want to do with her? Fornication. Yes, I am sure there are many who wants to marry her and be with her forever and ever and ever but the underlying reason would be because she is voluptious and you want to penetrate her.
As for Liv Tyler, she is one heckuva voluptious lady as well BUT in addition to that, she possesses that little tinge of girl next door look, which complements her voluptiousness to give others the impression that yes, she is oh so zetta hot but beneath that heavenly pulchritude lies a demure, gentle girl that will follow you till the ends of Earth if you manage to capture her heart. She knows she got the assets, she knows she have a million and one suitors but all she needs is just one special gentleman to spend the rest of her life with.
She makes both guys and lesbians want to be the one to look after her for all eternity. Not for her looks. Not for her curves. And definitely not for the sex. Just for the pure desire to pull her into your arms to protect her from the ravenous intentions of others. And to make her yours to enjoy the sweet, little thing called life together.
This, is Liv Tyler.
LIV TYLER IF YOU ARE READING THIS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY HEARTHROB!
Before Transformers and the Harry Potter octa-logy, there was Armageddon.
Ok, I don't even want to begin talking about the Potface octa-logy because some stories are best left told on paper where it really shines. Transformers was ok but by the third installment, the plot has gotten somewhat dry and repetitive. It was a tad too long as well, which makes audience wonder when the hell is the movie going to end.
Armageddon. The epic space disaster movie which rocked box offices worldwide back in 1998. I mean what do you expect? Harry Stamper and Liv Tyler were inside the movie! I believe this is the only film which managed to make me cry, well, I didn't burst out into tears or anything like that. Its those kind of touching moments which sends tears welling up in your eyes until they overflow out of your eyelids kind of cry. Comprende?
It was during the scene where Bruce Willis was telling Liv Tyler via video conference that he won't be coming back to Earth. That was simply emotional.
Also, Armageddon is one film that rekindles my aspirations of becoming an astronaut in future, a career which I (and everyone else) know that I will never be able to achieve, and I need to stop daydreaming and start working towards something more realistic, like becoming a banker.
But oh well. Allow me to bask in the sunshine in my dreamscape longer.
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