Sorry to keep you guys waiting but here it is at last, the winning routine of Hall 7.

Listen to them shout; the entire audience was ours at 04:20 - 04:33. To hear them cheer in amazement at our stunts was simply... exhilarating. The adrenaline, the cheers and the electrifying moments. It was an all new experience. The experience of VICTORY!

Well done Hall 7. We will take on the Hall Olympiad again next year, with me at the helm of our cheerleading team.



Did you guys notice the group of people standing in a single line behind us while we were performing? They are from NTU ACES Cheerleading Team, National Champions who have beaten the likes of NUS and some town school.

They are a bunch of cool people. Haha.

CHEER FACE!

The day has finally come.

After 6 arduous months of trainings, we are finally going to the arena. NTU Hall Olympiad starts in 14 hours time. We left 1 year ago as the Champions and in 14 hours, the Championship will be put on the line again.

16 halls, 1 Championship, ∞ bragging rights.

The defending Champions have no intention of losing their Gold.
Tonight, we cheer to our hearts content!



Se7en! For GOLD!!!

Hahaha. Another fun side of Japanese people. Wouldn't it be nice if people can relax and enjoy doing stupid things for a moment? Singaporeans would probably think the stuntsman in the video to be a lunatic and will most likely reciprocate with a shocked stare or some vulgar comments. Oh well. what can we do?

I have been neglecting my Japanese language for too long. I should probably start revising it on my own. I want to go to Japan!

YES! ALL LOCAL NTU STUDENTS UNITE! EXPEL THE SICK MEN OF EAST ASIA BACK TO THEIR FILTHY LANDS!

I have personally had my life put at risk by these very pathetic creatures. I was still in the midst of alighting the bus when the driver suddenly shut the door and drove away. Fortunately, I was quick enough to dodge the snapping doors. Seriously. These creatures have eyes but doesn't know how to see and all they care about are their shift times and to drive around as fast as possible in any manner they deem fit.

If you ask your friends in NTU who have taken the shuttle bus before, don't be surprised to learn that one can actually drift with a 10 ton vehicle and make tight turns at speeds exceeding the safety limits. If you are looking to flaunt your exceptional balancing skills, look no further. Simply make a trip down to NTU and take one of our many shuttle bus services. I assure you will not regret the challenge. We guarantee to transform you from a clown to a ballerina.

Never mind that our government is subsidizing up to $12,000 for our university education.
Never mind that we need to fork out an additional $3000 to $4000 for our university fees.
Never mind that our parents pay taxes every year to fund our Ministry of Education.
It is all in the name of attracting filthy_cheap foreign talents to inject diversity in our barren population.

All hail PAP smear!

Just leave me alone like how they left Britney alone!

"As commanded by our NS Commander, each CO please nominated 3 officers to attend the Advanced SODP. These officers should preferably be identifed as with potential, or you intend to entrust them with appointments for upcoming major deployments."

I dont buy any of these potential officer bullshit you are selling. You haven't even seen me before and you already know I have potential? Wow. You must be psychic. You intend to entrust me with upcoming responsibilities? FUCK!

Hey guys! Which do you think is worst? Having a 101.12°F fever and unable to sleep, having to put up with the discomfort of the accursed illness. Or, unable to get your daily meal of MacDonald's which includes MegaMac with Seaweed Shaker fries.

Oh, the torture of famine. I am hungry and I don't want to settle with bread and cheese. I want my upsized Mega burger with Mayonnaise and tomato ketchup for my fries. Lets not forget my refreshing ice lemon tea as well. Ooooooooo... its either I am going to collapse from this excruciating mental torture, or my body is going to get inflamed beyond recognition from foolhardily dialing McDelivery despite my fiery condition.

It didn't help that I forgot to restock my trusted Paracetomol, thinking that my body should have gotten immune to the fever virus after having been afflicted by it for like a thousand times. Apparently, the human body is not as strong as I think it to be. What weak creatures we are! Take away our computers and see how we will degenerate! At least I know I will end up stuffed in the corner of a room, cringing and contorting my body parts like a twisted barb wire, tearing and shivering endlessly from the absence of my panacea, the Internet.

They say sleep is like a temporal death, a momentary state of paradise for the living ones where they experience the tranquility of life, unaffected by mortal desires (unless you get nightmares. Though wet dreams are an added bonus). Unfortunately, I am undeserving of this sanctuary because I CANNOT SLEEP! Could this be one of the many trials and tribulations I have to go through? Being put to the test of the raging inferno within my body, being judged for everything I have done up till now. But... I am a free-thinker. So who could be judging me? Might it be you, the great you-know-who sama? I know it was my bad for drooling over your plushie every night while sleeping but your yellow body is simply too cute for me to resist. Please have mercy!!!

I have been training so hard for Cheer. It would really suck if I am unable to perform on the actual day. I WANT MY 5 MINUTES OF FAME! PLEASE LET ME RECOVER IN DUE TIME!

您老不洗袜的照桃！

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia. So becoming a vegetable is the shortest way to attaining everlasting love.

Happy Christmas to all!

Will it blend?

Wheeeeeee! This new burst of strength!

I feel like I can take on the entire world! There is no way you can defeat it, therefore, it is best for you to simply accept the CJ Administration.

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine
You blow mind my mind. Hey Mickey!

He, he, they, he, she and he came over for a firepot dinner this evening. I am so glad I finally get to show off my sparkling clean room which I won't hesitate to praise myself for the effort I put in to clean it up. My former roomie was so amazed that he could actually enter his former abode without slippers, or any other footwear on. I haven't seen her for very long and she has become more womanlike since then. Taller too. And still wearing her classic Mona Lisa smile.

During dinner, we talked about the prospects of being a social escort. More specifically, young guys being social escort for wealthy tai-tais who have grown sick of their balding (up and down) man at home. These wealthy homemakers will shower her young escort with gifts such as iPods(!), MacBooks(!!!), PS3(*!), handphones(!!!!!) and the likes. In return, all the young escorts need to do is to accompany them and make them feel like a woman all over again.

It is a very good deed on the escort's side because everybody deserves a second chance and they(the escorts) are making this second chance possible for the tai-tais. Furthermore, we all know that no family is perfect, all the more so with rich families where the members are constantly plotting each other's death in order to obtain the largest share of the family wealth. These tai-tais, being victims of such internal strife, may be suffering from grievances but are unable to pour them out to anybody because everyone at home is plotting her death. Therefore, the escort might become a confidante to the tai-tais in whom she can share her grief with. Another good deed done, if you ask me.

After all, these tai-tais are loaded with money but cannot find kinship at home and they are simply trying to obtain some kinship with their earthly wealth. Therefore, I don't see why young people like me shouldn't step out and give them the warmth they need. And then there is the sex part --- this is where I will draw the line. NO sex with rich old tai-tais. Period. I don't think I need to explain further.

iPod. Yes.
Macbook. Yes.
PS3. Yes.
Handphones. Yes.
Sex. Only with your pretty daughter.

So, if any of you lonely tai-tais out there needs to feel some warmth, feel free to contact me through my tagboard. This is my picture. Yes, I am a super-hot boy model from Japan. (Ignore the female model)








Want this?








Then you gotta play this.



They are giving out a Platinum card to whoever manages to capture every single Pokemon in the Pokemon Universe. Hell yeah.

Happy Bdae in advance to you too, Sky Captain of the World Tomorrow.

钱是人人的最爱。 没有钱生活是卡那赛！

I wasted too much time on my last paper. I don't know why but I can't help but feel that way.

This is my cheat sheet which I rushed through the night.



the front...



and the back...

8 chapters of Discovery knowledge squeezed into two pages of a single sheet of A4 sized paper. Now that I look at it, I wonder how the heck did it took me 6 hours, half a can of 旺仔 Mini-Buns, one bottle of water, a pack of Oreo and multiple handstands to complete it. Looks like something which you can finish in like half an hour right?

Try it for yourself and see.

I am going to stash this Discoverer's Sheet away in case I lose it. I might just go on a killing spree if this damn thing goes missing before my exam later. Seriously.

HAHAHAHAHA. This is one of the funniest videos I saw in awhile. And I wonder why SAF didn't do something like this. Oh wait. We have those pesky little citizens with nothing better to do after emptying their bowels camping online, waiting to snipe anyone who did nothing wrong. Anyway, which NS person will pay homage to their unit?




If you ain't got what it takes, you can eat RANGER SHIT!

Its 3.30am and I am still awake. My Computing paper is at 9am later on. Hmm.
Will I make it for the paper? Or will I oversleep and miss it, failing it immediately?
I wonder...

Heck. Exams aside. I just watched Silent Hill for the second time and I realized most part of it is based on Silent Hill 1, which I am playing on my PSP (and had just completed). I love the game. The psychological fear it evokes coupled with the awsome soundtracks (courtesy of Akira Yamaoka) makes it a perfect survival-horror game. I liked Resident Evil too but Silent Hill is simply mind-fucking and I find that to be most thrilling. I've always liked mind games... but I guess I am too stupid to conjure a decent one.

Silent Hill. I wonder if a place like this really exists. If it does, Japan will be a good place for it to be in with all its occultish background and creepy, faraway villages in the mountain where the villagers conduct fiendish rituals. Wait a sec. That would be the territory of Fatal Frame!

"Remember this map. The memory could save your life."

These tiny shit fishes found in most aquarium tanks can actually.....

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... grow into GIANT SHIT FISHES!

If I am going to fail, I want to fail with a BANG!

Checklist for Computing exam tomorrow:

Pens - CHECKED

Calculator - CHECKED

Firecrackers - CHECKED

Durian Shells - CHECKED

轰轰烈烈的失败一次吧!

There are some places in everyone's heart that will bring back that lovely sense of nostalgia. I felt it just now when I was studying, a total irrelevance; my revision has got nothing to do with those places and memories. But somehow, it just came into me.

Reminiscing about those good old days brings back a sensation which I can't put in words. It just feels pleasant and... stupid at the same time.

History can never be re-written. At least not before I invent the time machine. Even so, it just won't be the same again.

Obsessed with achieving absolute power.

I left the exam hall grinning to myself today, not because I am going to get an A. I am intrigued by my brain's ability to come up with seemingly logical extrapolations for questions which I am unsure of within the last 10 minutes of my paper. The human mind. Such an interesting entity.

Oh and it sucks to get a mental block during examinations!