Hey guys! Which do you think is worst? Having a 101.12°F fever and unable to sleep, having to put up with the discomfort of the accursed illness. Or, unable to get your daily meal of MacDonald's which includes MegaMac with Seaweed Shaker fries.
Oh, the torture of famine. I am hungry and I don't want to settle with bread and cheese. I want my upsized Mega burger with Mayonnaise and tomato ketchup for my fries. Lets not forget my refreshing ice lemon tea as well. Ooooooooo... its either I am going to collapse from this excruciating mental torture, or my body is going to get inflamed beyond recognition from foolhardily dialing McDelivery despite my fiery condition.
It didn't help that I forgot to restock my trusted Paracetomol, thinking that my body should have gotten immune to the fever virus after having been afflicted by it for like a thousand times. Apparently, the human body is not as strong as I think it to be. What weak creatures we are! Take away our computers and see how we will degenerate! At least I know I will end up stuffed in the corner of a room, cringing and contorting my body parts like a twisted barb wire, tearing and shivering endlessly from the absence of my panacea, the Internet.
They say sleep is like a temporal death, a momentary state of paradise for the living ones where they experience the tranquility of life, unaffected by mortal desires (unless you get nightmares. Though wet dreams are an added bonus). Unfortunately, I am undeserving of this sanctuary because I CANNOT SLEEP! Could this be one of the many trials and tribulations I have to go through? Being put to the test of the raging inferno within my body, being judged for everything I have done up till now. But... I am a free-thinker. So who could be judging me? Might it be you, the great you-know-who sama? I know it was my bad for drooling over your plushie every night while sleeping but your yellow body is simply too cute for me to resist. Please have mercy!!!
I have been training so hard for Cheer. It would really suck if I am unable to perform on the actual day. I WANT MY 5 MINUTES OF FAME! PLEASE LET ME RECOVER IN DUE TIME!
您老不洗袜的照桃！
December 30, 2009
December 25, 2009
December 19, 2009
December 17, 2009
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine
You blow mind my mind. Hey Mickey!
He, he, they, he, she and he came over for a firepot dinner this evening. I am so glad I finally get to show off my sparkling clean room which I won't hesitate to praise myself for the effort I put in to clean it up. My former roomie was so amazed that he could actually enter his former abode without slippers, or any other footwear on. I haven't seen her for very long and she has become more womanlike since then. Taller too. And still wearing her classic Mona Lisa smile.
During dinner, we talked about the prospects of being a social escort. More specifically, young guys being social escort for wealthy tai-tais who have grown sick of their balding (up and down) man at home. These wealthy homemakers will shower her young escort with gifts such as iPods(!), MacBooks(!!!), PS3(*!), handphones(!!!!!) and the likes. In return, all the young escorts need to do is to accompany them and make them feel like a woman all over again.
It is a very good deed on the escort's side because everybody deserves a second chance and they(the escorts) are making this second chance possible for the tai-tais. Furthermore, we all know that no family is perfect, all the more so with rich families where the members are constantly plotting each other's death in order to obtain the largest share of the family wealth. These tai-tais, being victims of such internal strife, may be suffering from grievances but are unable to pour them out to anybody because everyone at home is plotting her death. Therefore, the escort might become a confidante to the tai-tais in whom she can share her grief with. Another good deed done, if you ask me.
After all, these tai-tais are loaded with money but cannot find kinship at home and they are simply trying to obtain some kinship with their earthly wealth. Therefore, I don't see why young people like me shouldn't step out and give them the warmth they need. And then there is the sex part --- this is where I will draw the line. NO sex with rich old tai-tais. Period. I don't think I need to explain further.
iPod. Yes.
Macbook. Yes.
PS3. Yes.
Handphones. Yes.
Sex. Only with your pretty daughter.
So, if any of you lonely tai-tais out there needs to feel some warmth, feel free to contact me through my tagboard. This is my picture. Yes, I am a super-hot boy model from Japan. (Ignore the female model)
Want this?
Then you gotta play this.
They are giving out a Platinum card to whoever manages to capture every single Pokemon in the Pokemon Universe. Hell yeah.
Happy Bdae in advance to you too, Sky Captain of the World Tomorrow.
You blow mind my mind. Hey Mickey!
He, he, they, he, she and he came over for a firepot dinner this evening. I am so glad I finally get to show off my sparkling clean room which I won't hesitate to praise myself for the effort I put in to clean it up. My former roomie was so amazed that he could actually enter his former abode without slippers, or any other footwear on. I haven't seen her for very long and she has become more womanlike since then. Taller too. And still wearing her classic Mona Lisa smile.
During dinner, we talked about the prospects of being a social escort. More specifically, young guys being social escort for wealthy tai-tais who have grown sick of their balding (up and down) man at home. These wealthy homemakers will shower her young escort with gifts such as iPods(!), MacBooks(!!!), PS3(*!), handphones(!!!!!) and the likes. In return, all the young escorts need to do is to accompany them and make them feel like a woman all over again.
It is a very good deed on the escort's side because everybody deserves a second chance and they(the escorts) are making this second chance possible for the tai-tais. Furthermore, we all know that no family is perfect, all the more so with rich families where the members are constantly plotting each other's death in order to obtain the largest share of the family wealth. These tai-tais, being victims of such internal strife, may be suffering from grievances but are unable to pour them out to anybody because everyone at home is plotting her death. Therefore, the escort might become a confidante to the tai-tais in whom she can share her grief with. Another good deed done, if you ask me.
After all, these tai-tais are loaded with money but cannot find kinship at home and they are simply trying to obtain some kinship with their earthly wealth. Therefore, I don't see why young people like me shouldn't step out and give them the warmth they need. And then there is the sex part --- this is where I will draw the line. NO sex with rich old tai-tais. Period. I don't think I need to explain further.
iPod. Yes.
Macbook. Yes.
PS3. Yes.
Handphones. Yes.
Sex. Only with your pretty daughter.
So, if any of you lonely tai-tais out there needs to feel some warmth, feel free to contact me through my tagboard. This is my picture. Yes, I am a super-hot boy model from Japan. (Ignore the female model)
Want this?
Then you gotta play this.
They are giving out a Platinum card to whoever manages to capture every single Pokemon in the Pokemon Universe. Hell yeah.
Happy Bdae in advance to you too, Sky Captain of the World Tomorrow.
December 11, 2009
December 03, 2009
I wasted too much time on my last paper. I don't know why but I can't help but feel that way.
This is my cheat sheet which I rushed through the night.
the front...
and the back...
8 chapters of Discovery knowledge squeezed into two pages of a single sheet of A4 sized paper. Now that I look at it, I wonder how the heck did it took me 6 hours, half a can of 旺仔 Mini-Buns, one bottle of water, a pack of Oreo and multiple handstands to complete it. Looks like something which you can finish in like half an hour right?
Try it for yourself and see.
I am going to stash this Discoverer's Sheet away in case I lose it. I might just go on a killing spree if this damn thing goes missing before my exam later. Seriously.
This is my cheat sheet which I rushed through the night.
the front...
and the back...
8 chapters of Discovery knowledge squeezed into two pages of a single sheet of A4 sized paper. Now that I look at it, I wonder how the heck did it took me 6 hours, half a can of 旺仔 Mini-Buns, one bottle of water, a pack of Oreo and multiple handstands to complete it. Looks like something which you can finish in like half an hour right?
Try it for yourself and see.
I am going to stash this Discoverer's Sheet away in case I lose it. I might just go on a killing spree if this damn thing goes missing before my exam later. Seriously.
December 01, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA. This is one of the funniest videos I saw in awhile. And I wonder why SAF didn't do something like this. Oh wait. We have those pesky little citizens with nothing better to do after emptying their bowels camping online, waiting to snipe anyone who did nothing wrong. Anyway, which NS person will pay homage to their unit?
If you ain't got what it takes, you can eat RANGER SHIT!
If you ain't got what it takes, you can eat RANGER SHIT!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)