October 29, 2006

I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
I want a PSP
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!
so that I could play Uncharted Waters 4: Rota Nova!

But first...
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!
I need to have a little money!!!

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world............. *very deep sigh*

October 28, 2006

ok i found this crappy and somewhat interesting vido on youtube you might not understand the first part of it but the second part of the vid will explain everything hehe..... in addition, ted mite find it arousing... enjoy

October 25, 2006

I am 18 ++ years old already and I still do not have my own room! How cool is that? Not very cool in my opinion...

It is really sad when most of my friends have their own spheres of privacy while I still have to sleep with my parents, not that I resent sleeping with them but I believe I have come of age to own my personal chamber. Besides, at my age, not having my own room can be somewhat troublesome.

1) My mom would hog the living room tv for herself every after, so I cant play the PS2 24 hours a day.

1.5) My mom would insist that she must be able to hear the tv sounds and that means I have to shut down the volume on my com if I am using it.

2) I have no proper and conducive place to revise for my examinations. Option A, I either do it in the kitchen but it can get pretty hot at times and my mom's tv is blasting away at me. Option B, I could carry the mahjong table into my parents' room and study there but the setback is every night at 10-11pm, my parents would come in to sleep so I have to shift everything from their room to the kitchen. This disrupts my revision to such an extent that I no longer feel like studying after moving everything.

3) I do not have a safe place to answer personal phone calls.

4) My wardrobe is too small. In fact, out of two wardrobes in my parents' room, I only one one eighth of it.

5) I have no place to keep my stuff e.g comics, magazines, bags etc etc

6) I have no safe place to hide my money...

7) I have to help sweep and mop the entire room despite only occupying one third of it. (Haha i guess this doesnt count...)

8) When I am playing the PS or computer(both are in the living room) at like 2am in the morning, sometimes my mom would come out and pee and along the way, she would nag at me.

Sad case... However, once my brother, who is already married, moves out, I would have my own personal dominion. But from the looks of it, I might have to wait for a few more years... Besides, he told me that he installed hidden cameras in his room. I am not sure if he is kidding or not; he doesnt look like he is but he also does look like he is... Anybody knows how I could search and remove those Tools of Voyeurism? Seriously I won't tolerate anybody that tried to infringe my privacy. If I have to, I would repaint the whole room to cover any cracks on the wall.

Oh I decided to get the Nokia 8110 once again thanks to Mr. Commando. Anybody knows where I can get it please tag me and tell me about it thanks. It looks like this:

Hymm of the Soviet Union

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Great Russia has welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Soviet land!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Lenin did lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up the peoples,
Inspired them to labor and valorous deed.
[Or the old way: Be true to the people, thus Stalin has reared us,Inspire us to labor and valorous deed!]

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Party of Lenin, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of our dear land.
And to her fluttering scarlet banner,
Selflessly true we always shall stand!

What a patriotic anthem!


National Anthem of the Russian Federation

Russia - our sacred sovereignty,
Russia - our beloved land,
Mighty will, great glory -
Are yours for all time!

Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!

From the southern seas to the polar lands
Are spread our forests and fields.
You are unique in the world!
Such is only you - Our native land kept by God!

Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!

A wide expanse for dreams and for life
The coming years open up to us.
Our loyalty to the Fatherland gives us strength.
So it was, so it is, so it will be always!

Be praised, our free Fatherland,
Union of ancient fraternal peoples,
By our forefathers was given the wisdom of the nation,
Be praised, our land! We are proud of you!

The vast dominions of the Russian Federation has been expressed in their anthem. How wonderful.

"Onward Singapore Onward Singapore..." our anthem pales in camparison to the Russian's. But still, PAP rocks... Basically, the Soviet and Russian anthem has the same tune, they just changed the lyrics. Come lets enjoy the Russian anthem together!



All right all right. Whats the use of having a magnificient anthem when the country is down in shambles. The Russian Federation as we know it now is regressing backwards. It has become something of a Kingdom, where your rights to own a car, have a job, get a house etc etc are determined by the King and his Court Advisers, namely Russian President Vladimir Putin and his group of ministers. Citizens now have to pay outrageously high taxes in order to start a business in Russia. In Russia now, if you want to start a business or buy over other business, the best bet is to get acquainted with somebody in the government. The bigger that somebody is, the better. The country may be bathing in petrodollars but the price of oil is bound to drop sooner or later. When that happens, Russia may lose another source of income, not that it has much left to lose anyway...

Hence, I conclude that the present government of the Russian Federation is dysfunctional. The time has come for me to assume the position of President of Russia. Under my reign, Russia shall prosper like its has never before. We shall overtake the Americans, Europeans and Chinese and become the world uberpower! We shall be the first country to send a man to the Sun, a feat deemed impossible by the world. (Our secret: send the man at night).

Therefore without further adue, I shall claim the Presidency of Russia! Hail your new leader! Mwahahahaha...

October 22, 2006

Just came home from watching Death Note with my cousins.

It was a good movie. How I wish I could be as smart as the two lead characters....
The movie is truly about the battle of wits.

Had a friendly chat with my cousins after that. Felt good to be able to converse like good old friends. Felt even better to be treated as a confidante.

I know not what to say to you Jay because I am not you and you are not me. Just know that you're still young and many opptunities await you in your uncharted future. Stay positive.

As for sher.... go celebrate that little personal one yr anniversary yourself~

October 13, 2006

Today marks the cessation of my mid-tertiary education in Catholic Junior College.
How time flies. I can still remember the 3rd of January 2005.

On that morning, I arrived at the gates of CJC, feeling nervous and shy - I can't remember the last time being surrounded by many many girls(primary school girls doesnt count). We were ushered into the school hall by our JC2 facilitators. They are a bunch of warm-hearted peeps. Inside the air-conditioned hall, I saw the man who would be my principal for the next two years - Brother Paul Rogers. He started his introductory speech with a short reflection on the tsunami that occured in Indonesia then and then gradually, we advanced into the initial stages of our orientation....

Boy. It feels as if that just happened yesterday. Time really flies. Before I knew it, my two years in Cheng Jin's College.... CJC I mean, has come to an end. It has been a memorable chapter of my life because of people like Elleen and Julian but at the same time, it is also a traumatizing one because of people like Ted. I shall mention more about them later.

The bottom line is, I enjoyed my two years tenure in the college. I enjoyed my friends.(sounds wrong but you get the point ya). I enjoyed my teachers. I enjoyed the CJ experience. Period. Anything more I said would be standard responses like "My friends were with me.." or "The people are all very friendly.." etc etc etc. So I shall skip that.

The one person that I would commend most is my beloved home tutor, Mr. Alvin Low Juay Kiang. I swear that he is the best teacher I have had in my 12 yrs of education.

Merits of Mr. Low:

- Never fails to make sure that we understand all our lectures and tutorials.

- Never fails to give us adequate homeworks.

- Never fails to mark our homework meticulously and sincerly.(All the remarks he made for us and all the proper answers he gave us when he returned our tutorials)

- Did his utmost, and more than he should, in helping us through our Project Work. I seriously believe that his the teacher that did most for his class for PW. Remember all the skit rehearsals, dry runs, class presentations? Sorry Mr Low for making you read through my 8 drafts of PI ^^

- Is always willing to help his students... even when they ask for help at inappropriate times of the day(like 1am in the morning)

- Always tried his best to make SD-Civics-NE lessons interesting for us despite our cannot-be-bothered attitude. Seriously, he could have just breeze through whatever he was REQUIRED to teach us and then slack for the rest of the lesson but he didn't. A sense of urgency, we receive only 86400 seconds a day are some of the stuff that I learnt from him during those lessons.

- He cares an awful lot for his students. Just think about the dressing down he gave us after we screwed one of our SPAs. Can anybody actually remember it? He was saying "Its like you know your friend is in danger but you are not allowed to help him." So why don't he just give us the answers in the first place. That way, everyone will be happy.

- Overwhelmingly generous, has a big heart and is a fantastic motivator. Too bad none of us fulfilled the Prelims Pact we made with him. Well, I am just 4 marks away from fulfilling that pact.

- Fiendishly intelligent. I think he got 4 As for his subjects, Merit for his 2 S papers and an A for GP for his 'A' levels. In case you are wondering, Mr. Low hails from Hwa Chong Junior College.

- His a metrosexual. Haha *evil grins*

Well I could go on and on. Just know that the above-mentioned list of merits is inexhaustive. Yeah, Mr. Low is seriously that damn good. Given his caliber, he ought to be the subject head. Must be the Mr. Wee refuse to give place. Then again, Mr Low would be going to HCJC to teach next year. I wish you all the best in your future endeavors!!!

Thanks a million Mr. Alvin Low Juay Kiang for all the efforts you spent on me and the class.
For being such a nice person, I am sure Santa Claus will send you a present this coming Christmas.

Now I shall say something about my fellow classmates.

Elleen Yang: You have been a very nice Discipline Councellor. Thanks for being so tolerant with my retarded antics. I will never forget the times when I poked your bread into oblivion and your expression when you saw your pockmarked bread. Please note that its somewhat impossible for a person to control his fart. So please don't blame me when I happen to fart next to you. It was sheer conincidence. Nice to sit next to you. Lastly, I sincerly apologize for all the mean and insensitive things I said to you and did to you during the past two years.

Novi: Noviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Don't look so stressed all the time. Sometimes its better to take things in its stride. Think too much also no use ok. You have been a very good Chem Rep. Hope your phone will recover soon. Lets meet and go watch Pokemon the Movie 2007 next year. Nah just kidding haha. Come online more frequently ok.

Rizka: As the HTC for our class, I think you have done a so-so job haha. Nonetheless, you're still a great HTC. Good to have your company during Bintan and Mawai. Look forward to your tempehs. Lets meet and eat Carl's Jr. sometime in the future.

Florence: Paris Hilton of 2T15? Nah haha. Dunno what to say also because I seldom interact with you... Oh. You have been a very nice Physics rep. And its not a very nice thing to indulge in making fun of Elleen and me.

Bancha: Yo Boss haha... was good to have your company during the first three months. Take care.

Julian: Mr. Baey Yong Jun! Work harder for GP. Your hair will always be very nice so try not to ask me anymore. Do inform me next time when you discovered the secrets of Area 51 and the Bermuda Triangle. Find one day go your house swim... Elleen also going right?

Ted: You bloody Sick - Smiley Groper. Do you know that you're the first person to touch my virgin chest. Idiot... And you gave me a scar on my chin too. I will be reminded of you whenever I see that scar for the rest of my life ahhhhhhhhhhh. Why you? If only its siren... Anyways, thanks for taking all my cold jokes during class, breaks everywhere. Thanks for all the interesting stuffs you shared with me and the coffee-spilling lesson you taught me last year. Nice neighbour to sit with. Please understand that I am straight. Work hard and enter NUS so you can have all the eye candies you want. *Prays hard that all chio bus will enrol in NTU mwahahahaha*

Ben: Doctor Loh. You are a somewhat intersting entity haha... Nah, nice to have you around. Like Novi, you tend to look quite stressed sometimes. Let nature take its course ok! Must recommend me some aphrodisiac one of these days. Still remember the Bintan bet which you lost? When are you gonna run around half-naked?

Kenneth: You is the master criticizer in the class. Sometimes I find it very hard to communicate with you. Please try not to respond with "Why cannot?" all the time... you won't get a girlfriend that way. Work hard for your accountant dream.

Lunyan: How was tea with Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday haha... Thansk for all the help you gave me for my F maths and chinese hehe. Don't be so slack. Start studying ok. Nice to have another Marist in class. Lets play Rise of Nations soon.

Alphonsus: Everybody, Alphonsus here is a commando in the making. Soon, he will be entering the commando camp for his NS. So don't mess with him when you see him next time. For all you know he will use his tactical skills to overwhelm you haha. One thing I like about you is your directness and frankness - you don't go one big round just to suan somebody and you dare to comment on other people's works (like my NYAA report) truthfully and in front of them. Thanks for all the editing you've done for me. Thanks for all the funny magic cards you shared with me. Please don't treasure your cards like they are your wife. They are just a few pieces of lifeless tree fibers.

Cho Yau: Still remember seeing you sending a girl off in a taxi last year haha. Still dunno why you chose to sit with T19... haiz. Nevermind haha. Summary king, work harder for GP ya.

Gerard: Happy birthday. Now I will remember when your bdae is haha. You're a pretty nice and interesting guy. Your blu-tak corner exhibit are fun to look at. Take care!

Alvin: Alvin ah.... dunno what to say... I like your drawings. And your wavy stomach. Take care. How do you do the finger grabbing trick so that you can trap your friend's hand and then proceed to squeeze his nipples?

Chia Seng: Stop being so blur haha. Its been nice to hang around with you. Wish you and cindy all the best hehe. Must celibate though. Don't try anything funny ok. Work hard for GP, otherwise your 3 As wasted.

Ming Hong: Yo slut! You have been a very good sports buddy siaz haha... please note that I dint pang seh you ok. Its just that either I am not aware that you will be runing or I got something on. Lets see... Rion here is a very romantic guy, he plays the violin, the piano and can dance as well. Plus he do alot of sports, is tanned and most importantly, he has a very defined bod with six pacs and all which he likes to show off. His into classical music that sounds like dying songs to me haha(no offense tho). SO girls, if your looking for a man, give him a chance. Apparently his available again heheehehehehe. Hmm now that I think of it, its quite surprising that I get to be acquainted with you. I mean its like we barely talk to each other during J1 and its only in mid J2 that we started to know each other... If memory serves me correctly, I think it was during a physics lecture and you told me about the wedding ring finger thingy haha... Anyways, that was a fun thing to know. Lest go for late night movies again.

Anthony: I like your shirt during our dinner last night. Still remember the way I played bridge with you during Bintan haha... Take care.

Marc: The Einstein of our class. Very determined as well. Takes two S paper and 4 subs. Good luck with your scholarships and A levels ok!

Jeylani: Yo nice roommate in Bintan yeah. All the stupid stuffs we did there lol.... Good luck!

Hafiz: HMmm dunno what to say again lol... take care ok! Hope you make it into national soccer team!!!

Phew finally... now that when I think about my past two years, its really very nice to know that there are actually some interesting things that happened to me. Things that will go forgotten if not for this blog haha... WEll, I am in a somewhat semi-emotional mood now upon reflecting about my college life. I really dislike coming to the end of something. Then again, nothing gold stays forever. Its imperative for us to move on to find new friends while at the same time, keeping old ones in our hearts.

Enough is said for today. I am sorry if I bored you to death with my ramblings.

Yong Cheng Jin AKA Martin Raphael Sanzio Edmund. CJC 1T15/2T15(2005/2006)

I love CJC 2T15!

October 09, 2006

Sighs.

Was awoken up abruptly at around 1am+ by an unfortunate incident at home... Up till now still can't fall asleep. Also dunno whether should say if its an unfortunate or fortunate event.

Sighs.

I still need to go to school and still got a mock exam later at 2.30pm...

I still can't fall asleep.

Perhaps a round of Uncharted Waters will help relieve my insomnia.

October 08, 2006

My com is pretty screwed up now. All because of my stupid brother. Dunno downloaded what stuff from some malicious sites and now my com is infected with pop ups and virus-warning signs... Dumbass.

OK. Today I did corrections for my Maths Prelims paper and also tried the 2005 A lvl. maths paper. Finally got something started.

I found a chinese version of Uncharted Waters 2 today. Very happy about it. Also found the chinese version of Uncharted Waters 3 and 4 but can't seem to open them and play. Dunno whats wrong. Oh well~

Hehe drew some pictures again today while taking a break:


A pretty warped version of Major Alex Louis Armstrong, the muscle man in FMA.




The next Harry Potter?

October 07, 2006

I have been procrastinating my time away today... Woke up in the morning with the intention to start revising after breakfast but I became glued to my computer instead.

Told myself that I should relax for awhile and would start studying at 12 noon but I end up playing the com up till 4pm. I thought I would start studying after my Full Metal Alchemist ends at 4.30pm but all I did was just look, yes literally, through my TYS and after less than 30 minutes, I am back to my com again.

I played all the way till 7pm where I had my dinner. Looked through my Prelim papers and after like 30 minutes, I started playing again... I am so hopeless.

My maths mock paper is like 37 hours away and I still haven't start revision proper. I am doomed for my A levels.

Found the hex editor, otherwise known as cheat, for my uncharted waters this afternoon and tweak my character's stats to uber-ness. Mwahahaha.

Check this out:

W/o the cheats, I would take about 80 days in the game to up one navigational level. That is equivalent to 20-25 minutes in the real world. So, I would need roughly 19 hours to achieve 50 levels.

W/o the cheats, I would take about many days in the game to up on battle level. That is equivalent to about 2 hours in the real world. I need 100 hours to achieve 50 levels.

With the cheat, all I need is just 2 minutes and my character would become invincible. So can you see the benefits of the cheats now? Do note that there are more than the above two stats to raise before ubernizing of a character is possible. They include Knowledge, Seamanship, Leadership, Courage etc etc. Imagine trying to max them the orthodox way... What a waste of time!

This is why that exists smart and not-so-smart people.

You might disagree with my doings and label me as a bloody cheater but you have to realised that not all game, especially monotonous ones, are worth playing through orthodoxically. And its just a game, so don't get too serious about it.

Should I continue playing somemore or go to sleep now and wake up early tomorrow to revise...

I think I will just play for awhile more... yes, just a while more...
My prelims results are as follows:

C. Maths - B(65/100)
F. Maths - C(58/100)
Physics - B(67/100)
General Paper - C5(54/100)

While most may think its a somewhat acceptable grades, I myself is not very happy with it. Must work hard ler.
Stupid Ted lah.. make me Maple all day long.