June 28, 2010

OK, just seconds after blogging about the Titanic, I came across this heinous article about a company making use of the wreckage - LITERALLY- to make money. Romain Jerome is a watch company that has taken steel from the sunken Titanic to build a limited edition series of watches, called the Titanic DNA.

With all due respect but FUCK YOU over and over until the end of time Yvan Arpa (CEO of Romain Jerome).

Titanic is a legacy of many people, it is the final resting place of many souls and most importantly, it is a part of human history. Making use of it to market your products to reap disgusting amounts of profits is bad enough already but taking steel from it and destroying it just to make some watch is downright atrocious.

Its like taking bones from your corpse and turning it into a dildo for a porn film. Oh yeah, somebody should totally do that to Mr. Arpa.

The things one can forsake for the sake of money. DISGUSTING! I sure hope people will be sensible enough to not buy the watch.


Titanic, the largest and grandest ship which was hailed as the Ship of Dreams and "the ship which God himself could not sink" by the people of her time. Nobody expected her to sink during her maiden voyage. But sunk she did and she brought along with her the souls of 1500 people into the depths of the North Atlantic.

I built a model of it last year and displayed it underneath the wall fan in my room. Less than one week later, the freaking wall fan came loose and crashed onto my Titanic. What are the odds?

Recently, I got nostalgic and decided to watch the 1997 blockbuster Titanic, a movie based on the short-lived legendary liner again. So I went and obtained a HD version of it and boy, the story between Jack and Rose really gets to me. I have watched the film for like twice before but I was still young then and love meant as much as what Hong Kong returning to China meant to me.

Today, after watching it again after x years, I fully appreciate the bond between a man and a woman, as well as the death and destruction following the demise of the ship. I am especially captivated by the scene where Jack sacrificed his life for Rose after the ship sank and Rose keeping her promise to the dead Jack Dawson.



Sure the relationship between J&R is idyllic, something that is rather unlikely to happen in modern times anymore but the idea of having someone who you can fully trust and depend on is such a dream come true for me. Yeah I admit, I am a love fool who believes in true love.

Who wouldn't want to have a relationship that will be loving for as long as it last? Who wouldn't want to find his/her other half to spend the rest of their lives together? If you answered no to both questions, you are either a lying jerk or you are just a nerd.

I am going to find my own Rose DeWitt Bukater. Time to hit the Star Cruises this weekend.

June 27, 2010

The breast, or more affectionately known as neh-neh, is a very powerful weapon which only the girls have. Some girls have more powerful ones, while others have, well, less powerful ones. Irregardless of the difference in power, when girls reveal their 2 flabs of mass attraction, most guys won't be able to resist the unexplainable force of temptation and will flock towards the girls helplessly.

Sure. Guys like boobs. But there are some boobs which we should never fool around with because if we do, we will die a miserable death. Really.



These are the more conventional ones. If you're lucky, you might get to have some fun before the girl whip out those guys and give you a few holes.




These would be the more stealthy kind of killer boobs. Hidden behind those fluffy pom-pom bra pads which you can't wait to rip off, the girl can eject the barrel, which replaces their nipples I think, at anytime and shoot you. Just imagine when you are about to give her a power boat and BAM! It ain't pretty. It ain't pretty...




Tengu... milk? I seen Thai performances before where the showgirls can shoot milk out of their breasts and male audiences were fighting to catch the flying streaks of milk with their mouths. But this Tengu milk is not exactly something you want to come in contact with. They are actually human fluids that have been genetically altered to become extremely corrosive. What's worst is when two girls performed a stacking combo (as in the picture) to greatly increase the range of their deadly fluids. How far can you run?




Erm, the name pretty much explains everything. These girls are the ultimate human weapon which the Japanese Military are currently developing. The prototype which they built have yielded exceptionally marvelous results on the battlefield. Apparently, it managed to infiltrate an American base in Iraq as a freelance prostitute and while having orgy with a company of soldiers, she activated her firing mechanism and killed a everyone in the bunk. When reinforcements arrived to investigate, they can found an innocent, petrified freelance prostitute covered with blood in a corner of the bunk. The Americans sent the poor girl back to her country shortly after that.




Ho ho ho. Drills have long been an indispensable part of most gore movies and it has never failed to strike fear in the audiences' heart. Now, the girls have utilized it and attached them onto their boobs via a DRILL BRA! Now now that is a nipple you do not want to suck!




I bet a dollar you guys can't guess what the hell this is. A lump of breast tumor? Breast shaped durians? Emergency eject button? All wrong. Its a breast GRENADE! Again, another innovation by the Japanese military. If one is not enough, the female soldier can combine both their breast grenades together to create a DOUBLE breast GRENADE which have TEN TIMES the power of a single breast GRENADE due to some genetical alteration when the two breasts come in contact. Obviously, this is a single use weapon only so when the female soldier decides to use it, you better run far far away.

OK. I know most of the killer breasts mentioned above are kinda lame and will only materialize
in the minds of the twisted.

What? Don't look at me. I am perfectly normal.

But here is a potential killer breast that might come to life in the near future. Nope, the Japanese are good but they are not the ones to have it. Nor the Russians. Nor the Americans. Nor the British. Not even the Chinese. The killer breast actually belong to single individual. A woman. With abit of twisted concepts. She is none other than...















Yes, you can see her in action in her Alejandro MTV. Just go YouTube it.
Like it or not, GAGA is here to stay.

Rah Rah Ah Ah Ah
Roma Roma Ma
Gaga Gaga Ohh La La
Want your Bad Romance

June 26, 2010

Its 6.50am on a beautiful Saturday morning!

I am gonna go for a slow morning jog to freshen myself up and after that, I will be enjoying a sumptuous dim sum breakfast with my family. Well, at least I wish I can say that.

Truth is, I couldn't sleep last night. I dunno about you guys but whenever I think too much, I become insomniac. Sick of lying on my bed and feeling the seconds, milliseconds and nanoseconds of my insignificant life passing by so ever slowly, I thought why not do something? I can either do something happy or do something sad. I chose the latter since negative+negative=positive.

SO, I went and did some research on View Road Hospital.



Just by looking at the location of the hospital, you can roughly guess what kind of place it is already, right? Now now those of you who have heard me talking about this place before, don't get too excited. I promise to share with you what I have discovered. For the rest, just read on =D

From Wikipedia:

View Road Hospital is located at Admiralty Road West, Woodlands Singapore. It used to be a mental hospital, started in 1977.

From SgClub Supernatural Forum:

The first batch of 35 patients set foot in View Road Hospital, a psychiatric facility with 250 beds for the rehabilitation of patients with chronic schizophrenia. Ward 21 of WH was converted into a new psychiatric Outpatient Department while Ward 23 became a medical ward. The Child Psychiatric Clinic at Outram Road General Hospital was relocated to Russels Road, Alexandra Park.

That's all the information of the place I can get which unfortunately, isn't alot and very reliable. I was expecting to find at least some history but heck, even the official IMH website didn't have anything on it. I wonder why there is so little information on the place. Maybe something bad happened there and people decided to just conceal and forget about the existence of View Road Hospital altogether.

If that is the case, wouldn't it be better for the authorities to just raze the whole building to the ground and erase it from the Singapore map? Why leave the ancient, delapidated building there and risk the chance of having people, like myself, exploring and digging up the hidden secrets of the place? The authorities must have thought of demolishing View Road Hospital initially. They must have, its the easiest way out. So, what gives?

Maybe the building itself couldn't be demolished.

Perhaps the workers who tried to tear the place down died mysteriously on the spot suddenly. Perhaps the machinery broke down whenever they get too near to the building. Perhaps the wrecking ball was repelled off mid-air before even touching the walls. Whatever the reason is, the hospital couldn't be destroyed back then. There could be an evil force field surrounding the hospital, protecting it, or rather, warding off anyone who attempts to destroy the place which had bear witness to the horrible events of 30 years ago.

The vengeful souls from the past might still be lurking withing the hospital compounds even till today, biding their time, waiting for the opportunity to exact their vengeance on the perpetrators of the terrible incident 30 years ago.

So what exactly happened 30 years ago? I found some interesting tales about the hospital that might shed no more light than a torchlight with cow's dung for batteries.

...Surrounded by trees and very deserted roads.

There're a few swing chairs, 3 levels, big place, deserted place, gate locked.

I went there 2 years ago, sunday, lunar calendar 7th month day 7, the day believed to be the most 'scary' day when all the ghosts are stronger and very evil. I went there with a group of friends, we thought nothing unusual would happen.

But then....we saw a watchman that time, HE started talking with us, and opened the locked gate for us, he talked with us in some kind of funny funny language, none of us knew what was that language, but surprisingly, we understood what he was trying to tell us.

We didn't freak off on the spot, but then when we thought back...it really freaked us off.

It's a deserted place, why would the gahmen employ a watchman?
The watchman spoke alien language, why did we all understand what he said?
We saw him watering the field, how come there's water supply there? (he used a water pipe)
All my the other friends who had been there before, all said they saw no watchman.

Another one.

I went there before with a group of friends. Think is like 2-3 years ago already. There's a guard there but we were allowed in.. No idea why. Well, personally i saw nothing. But a few of my friends saw and were down with fever after the visit. One of my friend saw something in the mirror but he kept quiet till we were out of that place then he told us.

Another one saw it inside a room. Bloodstains were all over the places. Bats all around too ._.

While we were trying to find out way out, we realized that the place where we entered from was locked =.=
We kinda panicked but luckily, a dog just appeared from nowhere and it bring us to some fence with a big hole there for us to climb out.

We hurried our way out.. Lol.

And another.

I don't know about the security guard leh..
But some say he is one of them also lol? I not sure.. He let us in thou. But when we came out he is gone ._.

So it involves a security guard. Well, we might never know the truth, considering how controlled our media is nowadays. But if I do, I will be sure to tell you guys.

I didn't have the privilege to visit View Road Hospital (because I have uninteresting friends who wouldn't accompany me) but I found a person who have been to the hospital, snapped several photos of the place and blogged about it. The photos which I am about to show are extracted from his blog.

You shall view these photos at your own risk. Here goes.

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Are those 3 humans or...

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The loophole which explorers used to enter(trespass) the hospital.

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Gate sign. Vandalized by the ghost of Michael Fay?

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The front hospital building. Notice the orbs in the pictures.

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Some side building.

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Leaving your names behind is unwise... lest you want to make new friends!

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A long corridor. Duh.

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Hello, I have an appointment with Dr. Tan --- 30 years ago.

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Those lines wouldn't happen to be blood streaks on the wall right?

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The supposedly accursed mural in the hospital. Will someone call me after I seen this image? Then again, why are the colours still so fresh after 30 years of Singapore weather?

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Safety nets to prevent patients from jumping off the floors. Hey, NTU could use some of this.

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Firehose reeled out of the building. Done by our kind or their kind?

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The other wing of the u-shaped hospital.

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Wheres the flag?

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Resist the urge to jump!

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WTF?

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A very blur image.

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Looks like some monster will come out of it any minute.

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Dare you take off your pants and shit inside?

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Sewage disposal shack.

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Odd looking tree.

At the end of the day, after so much speculations about the possible twisted history of View Road Hospital, I discovered that...

...the damn place have been converted into View Road Dormitory...



...for none other than Veerasamy -.-



ARGHH!

What the hell. Seriously. I haven't even been to visit the place and they converted it into a bangla house already? There goes one creepy place to visit in Singapore.

And are Banglas immune to the supernatural or what? Why do gahmen always like to house them in places like this?

June 09, 2010



OK I just couldn't resist doing something funny to my presentation slides.
There. Did it and felt better. My teammates will be in for a surprise!