I totally deserve a PhD. right now! Who could have created two theories within the span of 3 hours. Only YOURS TRULY can.
Jin's Anti-Stress Theory:
My good friend, Voluptious Boobies, was asking me if there was any method to help him relief exam stress. So I came up with this brilliant solution for him based on the very fundamentals of material science!
Stress = Force applied/Area exposed
In this case, force applied is a constant because all the exams and tests and tutorials and what-nots are fixed. They are already pre-determined and there is nothing you can do to change them. What you can change is the area exposed, that is how much you are exposed to the force.
By revising more and doing more past year exam papers, you are exposing yourself more to the subject. You will then become more familiar with them and once you are familiar with them, you will be able to tackle all those pesky exam questions.
As with all other fractions, you increase the denominator in order to get a smaller value. So, if you want to reduce exam stress, simply practice more questions and revise more. Ha. Who would have thought that the basics of material science could help us in reducing our exam stress? Well, I did.
Everyone is Full of Shit Theory:
Now this has got to be the simplest theory in the entire history of mankind. No shit. In fact, I think it is because of its simplicity that many great scientists and philosophers missed it in the past, until now.
Most, if not all, humans shit everyday until their death. So if an average human being lives for 70 years, he would have 70 years worth of shit stored within him. In other words, everyone of us is full of shit! There you have it. The simplest theory of all time.
So next time, when people says you are full of shit, don't believe them. Because everyone is full of it!
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